Author's note: Thanks to my fantastic, wonderful, amazing, spectacular reviewers! It's you guys who tell me whether or not I should keep adding chapters. This could end up being a really long list….

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You know things are bad when…

1. Yumichika runs a fashion show (this is inevitable, but would still be scary)

2. Yamamoto goes out for a drink and leaves Yachiru in charge

3. Rukia realizes that she can't draw for crap

4. The Urahara shop has a NORMAL customer

5. Tousen is able to see (you can bet he'd pull some seriously subversive acts)

6. Szayel and Ishida start a sewing club

7. Renji dyes his hair purple

8. Ukitake becomes a pervert (he'd probably have a heart attack 0.0)

9. Orihime cooks something edible by someone other than Rangiku

10. Chad admits to taking steroids

11. Toushirou stops telling Momo to call him Hitsugaya-taichou

12. Momo stops calling Toushirou Shiro-chan

13. Byakuya accepts Ichigo as his future son-in-law (sorry hitsuruki fans)

14. Gin and Wonderweiss become friends

15. Hisagi finds out the double mean to the 69 on his face (he better hope that tattoo is removable…)

16. Zaraki gets into a fist fight with Byakuya (who do you think would win?)

17. Yachiru learns bankai

18. Aizen admits that he went gay for Gin at first sight

19. Mayuri does something nice for someone

20. Nemu starts rapping

21. Shunsui stops hitting on his lieutenant

22. Nanao gets out and has some fun

23. Rangiku covers her boobs

24. Iba takes off his creeper sunglasses

25. Komamura starts using fire hydrants instead of toilets

26. Isane's nightmare about fish paste comes true (we will all blame her because we can)

27. Hanataro becomes captain of the eleventh division

28. Kira admits that he—like Aizen—is gay for Gin. Poor Gin

29. Sasakibe gets drunk with his captain

30. Unohana and Zaraki get married in Vegas!!

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I don't really know where the last one came from, but I don't really know where any of them come from. So now we have 90 signs. You people want more? Review and tell me. Or just plain out review. Pleeease!