Author's note: A request gave me the inspiration to make this one Gin, Aizen and Tousen based. How fun! Until they come to murder us all. I know I already updated today but...I just couldn't wait!

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You know things are bad when…

1. Tousen goes sight-seeing (heh heh sight-seeing! Get it?)

2. Gin surrenders to his gay fan boys

3. Aizen has a bake sale

4. Tousen apologizes to Grimmjow for being such an ass and cutting off his arm

5. Gin takes a gardening class…not that there's much to plant in Hueco Mundo

6. Aizen starts writing fics about him and Gin

7. Tousen asks Szayel if he could perform eye surgery. Or maybe that just makes Tousen desperate

8. Gin stops being a sadistic freak (like that's ever gonna happen)

9. Aizen takes anti-stress medication

10. Tousen runs for president (he doesn't know that he's too late: we already got Obama)

11. Gin learns to text (pray for Byakuya's poor soul should this happen)

12. Aizen starts running into walls because he forgot his glasses in the Soul Society

13. Tousen finds his inner child

14. Gin and Ulquiorra go to the mall together (does Hueco Mundo have a mall?)

15. Aizen dyes his hair pink because he wants to look like Szayel

16. Tousen starts listening to his inner child

17. Gin dyes his hair pink just to piss off Szayel

18. Aizen gets drunk with Nnoitra and Stark

19. Tousen buys a bunch of cloth bags for the Espada because he wants them all to go 'green' and 'eco-friendly' although we all wonder how the hell this works with his help-Aizen-DESTROY-Karakura plan

20. Gin finds the fics Aizen has been writing about them

21. Aizen is impaled by Gin because of these fics

22. Tousen finds this amusing

23. Gin goes emo and claims he now looks like Ulquiorra

25. Aizen tells Tousen that Santa Clause isn't real

26. Tousen becomes a judge

27. Gin comes down with a case of the giggles

28. Aizen decides that he should be like Tousen and go 'eco-friendly' (again: THIS DOEN'T WORK!!)

29. Tousen adopts puppy

30. Szayel steals the puppy and turns it into…well, what can you turn a puppy into?

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The last two were inspired by my pet Chihuahua who was sleeping on my lap the whole time I was writing this. Reviews? Anyone?