After breakfast, Kira helped clean up, Trent went outside and realized that he had left the top of Kira's car down.
"Kira is going to kill me," said Trent.
"Or just blast your ear drums," said Justin.
"I'd be better off dead," said Trent.
"Most likely," said Justin.
Justin picks up the news paper, and sees the Headline, "Hannah Montana: Nude"
"Wow, Hannah has been busy," said Trent.
"It's a fake," said Justin
"How do you know that," asked Trent?
"Because, I know Hannah, She'd never be like that with a guy," said Justin.
"You know Hannah Montana," said Trent, "How?"
"Well, I saved her about a month ago," said Justin, "She only knows me as the Blue Ranger."
"That doesn't mean you know her," said Trent.
"Let's just say that when I saved her, she was on a date," said Justin.
"Then the guy probably that took the photo was the boyfriend," said Trent.
"Look, Hannah asked me not to spill the details of the date, but trust me when I say that there really is no way she would be with a guy," said Justin.
Justin went inside without another word, Trent soon followed.
"You guy's should see this," said Justin, as he laid out the newspaper on the table.
"What," yelled Miley!
"Hannah Montana was caught at a night club dancing on a pole, as she took off her shirt and bra," said Lilly, reading the article, "That's got to be a fake."
"Why would Hannah be at a night club during a thunder storm," asked Oliver?
"Hell, she isn't even 18, so how would she get in," asked Miley, trying to keep a straight face.
"Justin, why don't you show Kira and Trent around the town," said Robby Ray.
"Right," said Justin.
Kira and Trent were puzzled but followed Justin anyway.
"What are we going to do," asked Miley, "Someone is clearly impersonating me."
"Hannah will after to address this head on," said Robby Ray.
"Well, at lest it is someone with the same body shape," said Lilly.
"It would have been bad if the person was fat of ugly, like most of the Elvis impersonators out there," said Oliver.
"I'll try to get Hannah a spot on the news tonight, but sweetheart, you'll have to address it at your concert as well," said Robby Ray.
"Just as my summer touring starts," said Miley.
"It's ok, Miley, Lola will be there to help you out," said Lilly.
"And to try to drink the Chocolate Fountain," said Miley.
"It was one time," said Lilly, "Why can't you let it go?"
"It was funny, and just thinking about it helps in these types of situations," said Miley.
"You are crazy," said Lilly.
"I'll show you crazy, later," said Miley.
Robby Ray, Jackson and Oliver stared at Miley and Lilly as they got closer.
"What," said Lilly, as she notice them staring.
"Is there something that you're not tell me, Miles," asked Robby Ray?
"No, Nothing at all," said Miley as she backed away from Lilly.
"It looked like you and Lilly were about to kiss," said Jackson.
"Hell, no," said Miley, "Why would you think that?"
"The look in your eyes," said Jackson, "And they way you're acting now?"
Meanwhile, Kira was yelling at Trent about her car becoming a pool over night.
"How many times do I have to say sorry," said Trent.
"Why do I even bring you with me," asked Kira?
They hear noise coming from the beach, and went to check it out. What they saw, shocked them.
"I can't believe Hannah Montana is here on the beach," said Trent.
"That's not Hannah," said Justin.
"Sure looks like her," said Kira, "I just can't believe that she's drinking."
"Like I said, That's not Hannah," said Justin, as he pulled out his phone.
"How do you know that," asked Trent?
"I just do," said Justin, "I mean look who's missing."
"Who," asked Kira?
"Lola, Hannah's best friend," said Justin, as he took a picture and typed a message, then sent it.
"What was that," asked Kira?
"I sent a message to my friend out of town," said Justin, "I want him to compare it to the newspaper picture."
Miley got Justin's message, and decided that it was time to go to the beach. Miley and Lola got changed and headed off.
"This fake is going to get what's coming to her," said Hannah.
Kira and Trent saw Hannah walking up to the fake Hannah.
"Who do you think you are," asked the real Hannah?
"I'm Hannah Montana, and you are," asked the fake Hannah?
"I'm the real Hannah Montana," said Hannah.
"Then where were you last night," asked the fake?
"Well, I wasn't out striping," said Hannah.
"Then that proves that I'm really Hannah Montana," said the fake, "The paper says that Hannah striped, and since I did, I'm Hannah."
"Oh, that's it, Bitch, you are so dead," said Lola, as she attacked the fake Hannah.
Lola lands a punch into the fake Hannah's nose, people all around heard it break. The fake Hannah was covered in blood as Lola pulled back for another hit, Hannah tries to stop her but was to late, Lola had already landed a punch into the fake's gut.
"That's what you get for messing with my woman," yelled Lola, without thinking.
Kira, Trent, and the people on the beach stood in shock.
"Lola," said Hannah, pissed off, "You weren't suppose to tell anyone yet."
"Sorry, Hannah," said Lola, "But that poser pissed me off."
"That was wild," said Kira, as she walked up to Hannah.
"You must be Kira," said Hannah, "It's nice to meet you."
"I'm just glad I waited to come over here," said Kira.
"Lola is extremely feisty," said Trent, "I'm glad that I don't have to fight her."
"How about My Manager and Lola fight for the opening act," asked Kira, "After all he needs the money to redo the total inside of my car."
"How about you just kill me and call it even," asked Trent?
"Sorry, people want to hear you sing," said Hannah, as Trent took a shy of relief, "But I think Lola can arrange for them to be on RAW or WWE."
"I don't think so," said Trent.
"Well, we'll talk more about it tomorrow," said Hannah, "Right now Lola and I have to go, have to teach her how to keep her mouth closed."
"I told you we should have stopped at Subway before coming to the beach," said Lola.
Hannah and Lola walked off, as Trent, Kira, and Justin headed back to the Stewart's house. Kira sees two figures go around the side of the house.
"I think I just saw someone try to break in," said Kira.
"I'm sure it was the wind," said Justin.
"I'm checking it out," said Kira, as she started around the house.
"Kira, don't," said Justin, but Kira ignored him.
Kira sneaks around the edge of the house and to her surprise she sees Miley and Lilly in the same outfits as Hannah and Lola were wearing at the beach, she also saw Miley holding a blonde wig.
"Miley is Hannah Montana," whispered Kira, "Now this is too much."
Kira made her way back to Justin and Trent.
"Sorry, it was just a few bees," said Kira, "But with the rise of monster attacks I wanted to be sure."
They went inside, just as Miley and Lilly came down the stairs.
"I don't think that Hannah is going to have a hard time over this article," said Kira.
"We just saw Hannah and Lola confront the imposter on the beach," said Trent, "And Lola beat the crap out of the faker."
"Come on, you would have done the same for me," said Kira, Trent just stared, "Oh, come on, you've had a crush on me for years now."
"Well, we found out that Hannah and Lola are..." started Trent.
"Really close best friends," finished Kira.
"They're more...," Trent started to say before Kira punched him in the gut.
"What was that for," asked Trent?
"Shut up," said Kira, "Sorry to leave so soon but I need to get him to Subway."
Miley and Lilly stared at each other, as Kira dragged Trent out of the house. They got into Kira's car, after Kira laid a towel over her seat.
"Why didn't you let me tell them about Hannah and Lola," asked Trent, "And how long have you known about me being in love with you."
"Hannah and Lola seemed to want to keep it their secret for now, and I've known since about the hour after we met," said Kira.
A/N: Will Kira tell Miley that she knows the Hannah Secret? Will Trent have to fight Lola? What will the fake Hannah do next? Next chapter will have a Concert Showdown: Hannah vs. Hannah, So please Review!!