Author's note: It's been a while since I updated this…I don't know why I'm doing it now to be honest. I'm just bored and with an inspiration. And Bleach-less.
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1. Renji decides to pierce his ear in addition to the tattoos
2. Rangiku requests breast reduction
3. Yachiru goes through puberty
4. Yumichika realizes he is a failure at being a man
5. Orihime finally understands that Ichigo is and forever will be Rukia's
6. Nanao burns a book (without crying)
7. Aizen hands out signed copies of his new book: Perfecting Your Evil Laugh Just Before You Betray The Soul Society
8. Karin gives up soccer for ballet
9. Tatsuki joins her
10. Kira meets Ulquiorra
11. Kukaku admits to being a pyromaniac
12. Ganju becomes Yumichika's apprentice
13. Tessai takes off his apron
14. Soi Fon gives up on Yoruichi
15. Zaraki goes to Anger Managment Classes
16. Toushirou goes out drinking
17. Mayuri discovers biological warfare
18. Zaraki learns bankai (at which point we will all be beyond screwed)
19. Urahara sends Soi Fon a stuffed black cat and says that Ichigo killed Yoruichi and stuffed her. Soi Fon will kill Ichigo and end all hope for the Soul Society. Nice one Soi Fon.
20. Omaeda figures out what his shikai resembles: himself with spikes!
21. Isane starts acting like her sister
22. Hisagi throws a hissy fit
23. Ikkaku becomes a pacifist
24. Gin admits that he was raised by foxes
25. Yamamoto holds a therapy session instead of a captain meeting
26. Byakuya admits that the noodles on his head were superglued there when he was child as a prank
27. Nemu gets a sense of humor
28. Ichigo and Toushirou realize that they use the SAME hair gel to spike up their hair!
29. Yoruichi starts eating catnip
30. Uryu and Renji become Power Rangers together
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Huh. I wonder what Renji and Uryu would look like as Power Rangers....Merry Christmas everyone! Speaking of Christmas...how 'bout a couple of reviews as a present?