Author's note: Wow. Chapter five went really well. That makes me veeeeeerryyy happy! Much thanks to the people who reviewed (awesome Christmas present, lemme tell ya). Maybe next year I'll get Bleach, but I still don't own it yet……
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1. Gin forgets his accent at the shinigami grocery store
2. Rangiku does a stack of paperwork
3. Toushirou skips off on paperwork
4. Yamamoto and Barragan realize that they're twins separated at birth
5. Halibel, Rangiku, Orihime, and Neliel create the Big Busted Babes club…although for some people, that's really not so bad…
6. Aizen creates Hueco Mundo Idol
7. Anyone chooses to freely participate
8. Grimmjow professes his undying love to Ulquiorra
9. Ulquiorra comes up with a joke that actually has some humor in it
10. Ukitake legally adopts Toushirou
11. Urahara explains Christmas to the whole Soul Society
12. Yachiru enters her rebellious stage
13. Isane gets over her phobia of fish paste
14. Hanataro does some actual damage to someone
15. Ganju meets Yammy
16. Renji becomes a tattoo artist
17. Byakuya spray paints Yamamoto's quarters
18. Ikkaku passes up a fight
19. Yumichika stops putting twelve different products in his hair
20. Kiyone and Sentaro discover methamphetamine
21. Yoruichi cuts her kitty claws :0
22. Yachiru discovers pudding
23. Nanao gets wasted with her captain
24. Ichigo pierces his ear
25. Rukia pierces her ear so they can be matching
26. Byakuya finds out (run Kurosaki run!)
27. Mayuri gets kidnapped into the circus to become a clown
28. Ulquiorra and Grimmjow have a baby together (Mpreg. It could happen…)
29. Aizen gets a pair of shades to replace his glasses
30. Komamura adopts a puppy and calls it his son
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OK people I'm very sorry for this very late update, but my imagination is going veeeeeeeeeerryyy slow lately. I'm going to try and keep this story going as long as I can but updates will have gaps. I'm sorry =(
Will you review anyway? Reviews are a very nice incentive to keep writing more often….