Hello my fellow Fanfiction people and welcome to chapter 2 originally this story was not supposed to have more then one chapter but I just wanted to get at least something out soon since I am way behind schedule thanks to my three Christmas episodes any way here is chapter two. I don't own invader zim or any of the songs in here enjoy.
The Chaos Begins
When last we left our alien friends some one was knocking at Amethyst's door and she was walking to answer it in a huff. Still angry thanks to Skoodge's stupidity.
-Amethyst- (she heads for the door) Skoodge I already told you to go away. (she opens the door but Skoodge is not at the door)
-Keef- Hi Amethyst! (he hugs her)
-Amethyst- Keef what are you doing here release me you vile stink creature.
-Keef- (he lets go) Oh I'm sorry Amethyst I'm just so excited guess why.
-Amethyst- No thanks Keef haven't the time for your stupid earth guessing games. (she begins to close the door)
-Keef- Oh come on Amethyst it'll be fun. Oh I can't hold it in any longer. My mom got me four tickets to Tashanda's Circus of Fun. Isn't this great Amethyst? This means that you me, Zim, and Dib can all go to the circus together. Yeah!!! Doesn't that sound like fun Amethyst?
-Amethyst- First of all Keef that sounds just about as much fun as biting my tong hard about a thousand times.
-Keef- That doesn't sound like fun at all Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Exactly Keef and second of all me and my big brother Zim don't even like you or the Dib stink so why Irk would we want to go any where with you guys. That's just dumb. And third of all and probably most important of all my big brother is not even here right now. He went with my parents and Gir to go get grousers and they'll be gone all day. So good bye Keef. (she slammed the door) Shoo that was too close Kierra the last thing I need is a foolish human like Keef ruing...
-Keef- (he is right behind Amethyst) Wow Amethyst you're home all alone. No wonder you're so sad. Poor Amethyst.
-Amethyst- (she is now looking at Keef in anger and shock) Keef? But how did you get in here I slammed the door in your face get lost you filthy earth creature.
-Keef- Oh come on Amethyst quit being so silly this is gonna be fun. We can sing songs, play games, and I can make you waffles. What do you say?
-Amethyst- (she wanted to hurt Keef use her powers on him something to get rid of him but she new that was a bad idea so she just though what would Zim do then she thought of a great way to get rid of Keef and she would have fun in the process) You're right Keef lets play my favorite game it's called Painfully Get Rid of the Idiot Humanoid.
-Keef- Oh that sounds like fun Amethyst. How do we play?
-Amethyst- Well first I pick you up. (Amethyst pick up Keef yes she is that strong)
-Keef- Yeah I'm having fun already Amethyst. Now what?
-Amethyst- Now Kierra opens the door. (Kierra opened the door) and I throw you hard onto the pavement and it hurts you really badly.
-Keef- Yeah I can't wait Amethyst.
-Amethyst- Me either Keef. Well here we go. (Amethyst is about to throw Keef when all of a sudden a net falls on Keef closing itself around him Amethyst was not in the net at all Dib is using his new net gun I guess) What the?
-Dib- (he holds the gun) Ha-ha I've got you know space monster and soon...(obviously Dib had just noticed that instead of catching Amethyst or Zim like he had intended he got Keef)
-Amethyst- Great job earth stink you caught one of your own filthy kind and here's your prize. (she throw Keef at Dib and he hit him hard) Now be gone with the both of you and don't you guys ever come back. (she slammed the door)
-Dib- Keef what are you doing here? Get off of me and get out of my net right now!
-Keef- Oh I'm sorry Buddy (he got off of Dib and took off the net as best he could) Is it your turn to play in the net of fun. (he give the net back to Dib who is very annoyed) Yeah I've always wanted to play the net game with you Dib my sister plays it with me and my little brother all the time. She usually uses a different type of net and ends up throwing us in the garbage afterwards but this is just as good. You know what Dib we should really go play the net game with Amethyst it might cheer her up. (he looks at the house) Poor Amethyst and Kierra all alone in that big house without Zim or Gir to play with it's just so sad.
-Dib- That's great Keef but I really don't have time for...Wait what did you just say Keef?
-Keef- Yeah I've always wanted to play the net game with you Dib my sister plays it with me and my little brother all the time...
-Dib- No no Keef after that.
-Keef- I want to go to the circus it is a lot of fun Dib there are funny clowns and...
-Dib- NO KEEF YOU DIDN'T EVEN SAY THAT!!! You said something about Zim.
-Keef- Oh yeah Amethyst's and Zim's parents are gone along with Zim and Gir and poor Amethyst and Kierra are home all alone isn't that sad Dib?
-Dib- No it's great Keef this could be my one chance to get rid of one of my alien adversaries. I better go get ready. (he ran off to his house)
-Keef- O.k. Dib I'll see you later. Well off to the circus. (he started skipping off to the circus weirdo)
Setting 2 Zim's house
Amethyst and Kierra are doing karaoke I guess that is what they decided to do. They each have their disguises still one and they have microphones in their hands. The karaoke machine is attached to the TV so it is like the sing it game that I have. This scene is dedicated to Irken Idol READ IT!!!! IT'S GOOD AND MY CHARACTERS ARE IN IT BY CookieLuvahhXD. Any way lets get started.
-Amethyst- There is no one else that I can say this to
And there is nothing better than to talk to you
-Kierra- If you have a problem I'll be here for you
'Cause girl you always know that
-Amethyst and Kierra- Its Us Against The World
-Amethyst- I met someone the other night
Someone I really started to like
How will I know if it's right for me
I wonder if we are meant to be
-Kierra- Don't start to like him too much too soon
-Amethyst- There is no one else that I can say this to
And there is nothing better than to talk to you
-Kierra- If you have a problem I'll be here for you
'Cause girl you always know that
-Amethyst and Kierra-Its Us Against The World
-Amethyst- You know that boy I started to see
He thinks he can have it all for free
I wonder if he's the one for me
I try to talk to myself into see
-Kierra- Don't start to like him too much too soon
-Amethyst- There is no one else that I can say this to
And there is nothing better than to talk to you
-Kierra- If you have a problem I'll be here for you
'Cause girl you always know that
-Amethyst and Kierra- Its Us Against The World (then all of a sudden the door is slammed open by a LASER GUN!!! but the door is still attached to the hinges WEIRD)
-Amethyst- What the? What just happened.
-Dib- (he comes into the house from out of the smoke that the blast created wearing the suit he wore in Zim eats waffles although he is not invisible and on his back is a clear container that is filled with meat a gun is attached to the container by a cable and Dib is also holding a laser gun.) Ha-ha say your prayers alien scum the time has come for me to put a stop to your's and your father's rain of terror once and for all. Ha-ha!
-Amethyst- Dib stink what are you doing here? Get out of my house you vile stink creature.
-Dib- Not this time space girl this time I'm going to destroy you once and for all. Now take this. (he fired his laser gun at Amethyst and Kierra but they get out of the way and instead of hitting them he hits Zim's T.V. and completely destroys it. I mean it the karaoke machine is destroyed and the screen has a big hole in it. It looks terrible but surprisingly you could still hid behind it if you wanted to What I mean by that is it is mostly the screen and the karaoke machine that is destroyed.)
-Amethyst- Dib you idiot human how dare you destroy my karaoke machine and our TV. Do you have any idea how angry Dad is going to be at me once he finds out not to mention how sad Gir will be.
-Dib- That'll be the least of your worries once I'm done with you alien scum. Now take this. (he fired his laser gun again but Amethyst and Kierra dodged it and it went into the kitchen causing all kinds of untold damage.)
-Amethyst- (boy was she mad) Ooo that's it Dib smell you've gone too far this time. Come on Kierra lets show this pathetic human what we're made of.
-Kierra- I'm with you Master (she removed her disguise) this big headed human has been asking for it for a long time.
-Dib- MY HEADS NOT BIG!!!
-Amethyst- Yes it is Earth smell now take this. (she aimed her hand beams at Dib but he dodged them and they hit the couch)
-Dib- (he was shocked) Wow since when can you do that?
-Amethyst- Oh there are a lot of things you don't know about me Dib Monkey. Example.(she lifted Dib up in the air with her telekinetic powers)
-Dib- Hey put me down you daemon from the starts.
-Amethyst- Poor choice of words filthy human. (she throw him in to the big whole in the T.V. Man that's gotta hurt) Ha-ha what are you going to do now human pig smelly?
-Dib- (he looked up at Amethyst) This! (he fired the meat at her that came out of the container on his back)
-Amethyst- (the meat hit her and right away she started screaming in pain) AH AH THE MEAT THE HORRIBLE MEAT!!!
-Dib- (he stud up) Ha-ha who's laughing now space girl. Now prepare for your destruction. (he was about to fire his laser gun at Amethyst but Kierra got in his way)
-Kierra- Oh no you don't big headed human.
-Dib- MY HEAD'S NOT BIG AND...(Kierra fired her laser beam eyes at the gun destroying it on contact.) Hey you weird robot cat thingy that laser gun was not even my.
-Amethyst- (she had recovered from the meat thing and was ready to fight) Then maybe you shouldn't of brought it with you earth scum.
-Dib- Shut up you rotten alien monster I'm still going to beat you.
-Amethyst- Oh and how do you propose to do that you disgusting humanoid?
-Dib- Like this! (he jumped on to Amethyst)
-Amethyst- Ah get off of me Dib your meat stinks.
-Dib- Never! I'm going to destroy you alien scum then I'm going to destroy your Dad.
-Amethyst- (she continues to try and get Dib off) Not likely Dib stink you may destroy me but my father will never fall to a pathetic human like you. Your race will be conquered one way or another.
-Dib- Not if I have any thing to say about it alien scum. (they start rolling around on the floor Kierra does not know what to do if she fires her laser she may hit Amethyst)
-Amethyst- (Dib is on top of her they have stop rolling around and she hears a weird noise) Ow what is that hideous racket?
-Dib- Don't play dumb space monster I know that that sound is just a part of your evil plan to distract me but I'm not...
-Amethyst- Silence earth smell I'm not doing any thing how could I with your filth human body on me. Kierra put back on you disguise something's wrong.
-Kierra- Yes Master! (she put back on her disguise)
-Dib- Quit playing games alien scum...
-Amethyst- For the last time Dib stink I'm not doing this now get off of me you vile stink creature. (she kicked Dib off of her and into the kitchen. She stood up) Finally I got that filthy human off of me. Oow his gross human germs are all over me gross get them off. (she begins to brush herself off in a disgusted way as Dib got up) What else could possibly go wrong? (then all of a sudden the thing that was making that weird music came in throw the open door. It was a tiny toy car. The car door opened and 10 clowns came out ATTACK OF THE CLOWNS MAHAHAHA!!!!)
-Amethyst and Dib- (Dib was looking at the clowns from the kitchen Amethyst was closer to the door and Kierra was near the kitchen. Amethyst and Dib where freaking out) WHAT THE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
-Keef- (he was on the shoulders of one of the clowns with clown make up on) Hi Amethyst, Dib, and Kierra.
-Dib and Amethyst- Keef what are you doing here?
-Keef- Since you guys couldn't come to the circus I brought the circus to you. YEAH!!!
-Clown 1- (a couple of clowns where crowded around Kierra doing all sorts of weird stuff) Aw what a cute cat. Hey cat do you like our flowers? (he and the rest of his fellow clown all squirted there flowers at Kierra she off course did not enjoy that she began to get it off as best she could) Oh we're sorry kitty here have a pie. (they throw a pies in Kierra's face)
-Kierra- Ah this is almost as bad as being stuck home with Gir when he's on a sugar rush. Ah!!! I mean Meow!
-Amethyst- (she runs to Kierra side to get the clowns away from her best friend) Hey you filthy clown human things get away from my cat.
-Clown 2- Aw aren't you a cute little girl you would make a great clown all you need is a little makeup. (he put some powder on Amethyst making her face a shade of white.)
-Amethyst- Ah vile earth makeup. Get it off!!! It burns!! Ah!!!
-Dib- (he walks up to Amethyst laughing) Ha-ha it's a good look for you alien scum.
-Amethyst- Shut up Dib stink beside it looks better on you. (she took the powder from the clown and put it on Dib making his face all white like a clown) Ha-ha!
-Dib- Hey that's not funny. (he gets the stuff off of him) THIS IS INSANE!!!
-Amethyst- For once I agree with you pathetic earth monkey. WHAT ELSE COULD GO WRONG?!?!?!?!?!!?
-Zim's computer- Warning containment levels on raptors' containment pods are critical.
-Amethyst- WHAT!!! How can that be? (she looked at her watch and it is broke thanks to the fighting she and Dib did) Oh no it must of gotten damage in the fight. (she yells at Dib) DIB YOU STUPID HUMAN DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOUR STUPIDITY HAS JUST DONE?
-Dib- Destroyed your father's newest evil plan I hope.
-Amethyst- Well yeah but you've also unleashed horrible pain a pone the both of us.
-Dib- WHAT?!?!!? NOO!!! (then five Raptors came out of the kitchen they looked like the male raptors from the third Jurassic Park although they each had collars on their neck and they where colored like Gremlins you'll find out why I say that later. Any way they attack but Amethyst and Kierra avoid them by flying and Dib hides behind the TV but the clowns and Keef are not so lucky the raptors circle them)
-Clown 3- Ah Raptors (he has Keef on his shoulders he turns to Keef) Kid you didn't say any thing about Raptors.
-Keef- (he jumps on to the ground) Oh come on you guys my friends are just playing some times they go a little too far but it is always fun YEAH!!!! These are probably just toys. See (he sticks his hand out to touch one of the raptors and it tries to bight Keef. He jumps back) Hey bad toy.
-Clown 4- (he grabs Keef by the collar of his shirt) I don't care if they're real or not kid this was not part of the deal. (he drops Keef and turn to his fellow clowns) Come on guys lets do what we do best. (all the clowns throw pies at the raptors giving them the chance to run for their lives one of them grabs Keef's hand and they run out the door like crazy)
-All The Clowns- AH!!! (the raptors chase them but one of the clowns closes the door and the raptors just run right smack into the door)
-Kierra- Yeah good riddance to those stupid Gir clones.
-Amethyst- Shoo Kierra they'll hear you.
-Kierra- Don't worry Master those things can't reach us up here. (that's what Kierra thinks but she does not know about how good raptors can jump. One of the raptors jumps up and grabs her by the leg) AH!!!!
-Amethyst- KIERRA!!! (the raptors corner poor Kierra ready to eat her unknowing that she would not really be that tasty considering the fact that she is a robot but either way Amethyst will not allow some one she cares about to be heart. She lands on to the floor and calls to the raptors to get their attention) GET AWAY FROM MY BEST FRIEND YOU FILTHY EARTH LIZARD CREATURES!!!! (they turn away from Kierra and hiss at Amethyst) Hey don't hiss at me. Oh that is it. Take this! (she fires her laser beam hands at them and then they were destroyed all that was left was their gross body parts. She ran to Kierra and hugged her) Oh Kierra are you all right?
-Kierra- I'm fine Master. Thanks for saving me.
-Amethyst- You're welcome Kierra.
-Kierra- (she notices something that makes her worry) A Master answer me one question.
-Amethyst- What is it Kierra?
-Kierra- Why are the pieces that once were the Raptors coming back together in a gross way?
-Amethyst- What? (she came out of the hug position and looked at the raptors' remains and sure enough they where coming back together just like Kierra said) Oh no Kierra I forgot that Dad enhanced these Raptors with mutant gremlin DNA to allow them to come back to life.
-Kierra- WHAT WHY WOULD YOUR FATHER DO THAT!?!?!!?
-Amethyst- To prevent the humans from destroying them.
-Kierra- Well that's great for your father's plan but not for us.
-Amethyst- Tell me about it Kierra. (the raptors were now completely back to normal their collarS are still destroy though hmm now why would I point that out. Kierra gets in front of Amethyst because she is the one that the raptors want their revenge on) Kierra what are you doing?
-Kierra- (she turned her head to Amethyst still guarding her) Don't worry Master you protected me so now it's my turn. (she turned to the raptors) So come on stupid Raptors give me your best shot. (the raptors push Kierra out of the way good shot)
-Amethyst- Kierra. (she turned to the raptors who are closing in on her) A can't we talk about this Raptors I didn't mean to destroy you and call you filthy earth lizard creatures. (they claw at Amethyst but she flies up out of their reach) Ha can't get me up here and I was just joking I did mean every thing I said. Ha-ha (they raptors start jumping up at Amethyst) Ah oh man I forgot about that. (she flies over to the corner near the kitchen but the raptors corner her she is trapped. The raptors jump up to get to Amethyst) Kierra do something.
-Kierra- Like what Master if I try to destroy them they'll just come back to life thank to your father's stupid plan.
-Amethyst- (the raptors continue to jump up after her and she does everything she can to avoid their teeth) First of all Kierra don't make fun of my father's plans and second of all don't you know any thing about gremlins they hate the sun light it kills them.
-Kierra- So?
-Amethyst- So all you have to do is just get them out side. Those collars where the only thing that was keeping them safe from the sun. And only I or one of Dad's machines could destroy them. And I did so now you can kill them and hurry up about it Kierra thanks to Gir's stupidity I can only use one power at a time and it's hard enough to stay up here out of these filthy earth creature's reach. (a raptor almost got her) Ah just do as I say Kierra.
-Kierra- Yes Master. (she looks for something she can us to get the raptors away from her Master)
-Dib- (he is filming the whole thing using the camera that Gretchen gave him he is hiding behind the TV.) This is great. GO RAPTORS. Woopas. (Kierra found Dib because he said the last line too load big mistake Dib) A hi I was just cleaning my glasses. (he begins to clean his glasses to act all innocent and Kierra grabs his camera) Hey give that back you weird robot cat thingy it was a gift.
-Kierra- Oh it was well now it's trash. (she slammed it down on to the floor destroying it)
-Dib- Hey oh you're going to pay for that. (Kierra picked Dib up) Hey put me down you weird...
-Kierra- Shut up you stupid human. (she whistled to get the raptor's attention) Hey Raptors why waster your time with that skinny little mix when I've got a big head human with a tone of meat in my hands right now.
-Dib- MY HEADS NOT BIG!!! AND WAIT NOO!!!
-Kierra- (she opened the door) You want him go get him. (she throws Dib out the door and the raptors chase after him she slammed the door after them)
-Amethyst- (she landed) Good thinking Kierra.
-Kierra- Thanks Master.
-Amethyst- (she looked around at the room it was a mess everything was in shambles.) Man Kierra look at this place Dad is gonna kill me.
-Kierra- Well Master look on the bright side at least things can't get any worse.
-Zim- (just then the cruiser lowered down into the base just like it did in pelage of babies it stopped right in front of Amethyst and Kierra. He got out with an angry look on his face Minimoose came out with him) AMETHYST WHAT HAPPENED HERE!?!?!!??!
-Amethyst- (she mumbled to Kierra) You just had to say it didn't you Kierra? (she turned to Zim) Well Dad... (then Gir came out of the cruiser and as soon as he saw the TV in shambles he started crying)
-Gir- MY T.V. WHY!!! THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!!! WHY?!?!?!? (he grabbed Minimoose by his nub) HOLD MY MINIMOOSE!!!! WAAH!!!
-Zim- GIR SILENCE!!!!! (Gir continued to cry just not as load and Zim turned back to Amethyst) Well Amethyst what happened here? ESPLAIN TO ZIM!!!!
-Amethyst- (she looked at the chaos of the room her fathers angry face poor Gir's sadness again and again and lost it) Never again Dad NEVER LEAVE ME HOME ALONE EVER EVER AGAIN!!!!! AHHH!!!!!
The End.
-Me- Well fanfiction people that was it. Poor Amethyst and Kierra could I get any eviler you know my cousins are always asking me why I am so mean to a character that I basted off of me and you know what I tell them. I tell them because it's funny.
-Amethyst- (She comes into my room) FUNNY YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO MAKE ME GO THROW SO MUCH PAIN AND MISERY!!!!! OH I AM GOING TO DESTROY YOU FILTHY HUMAN!!! (Amethyst is about to jump on me when Kierra gets in her way)
-Kierra- Wait Master calm down if you destroy our writer then we'll no longer agssist.
-Amethyst- I DON'T CARE KIERRA SHE MUST PAY!!!!
-Kierra- No Master just calm down and count to ten.
-Amethyst- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 O.k. I feel better now. You got lucky this time invaderzimfannumber1 but if you do any thing like this ever again I will get you. Come on Kierra lets get back to cleaning. (she headed for the teleporter)
-Kierra- O.k. Master (she turns to me) You owe me big time and if I were you I would head my Master's warning.
-Amethyst- KIERRA COME ON!!!
-Kierra- Coming Master. (she runs after Amethyst)
-Me- Fuuwa that was too close thank you Kierra I thought I was done for. But unfortunately for Amethyst I am not done torching her and Kierra yet. MAHAHAHA!!!! In fact that my valentine episode is going to make Amethyst hate me even more. But that one is after the next one witch I have yet to think completely throw but I do know that it is going to be very chaotic too. Any way be on the look out for my next episode End of the Year Sleep Over of Doom coming soon to a computer near you I hope until then I leave you with these very true words ZIM WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!!