Chapter 2: Vacuum Adventure (a.k.a )
Italicized= Thoughts
Alice POV:
It was a regular Saturday at our house, which meant shopping! Suddenly, Emmett started to scream downstairs.
Emmett: There a monster attacking Esme!!
Me: Umm….Esme's Vacuuming the Carpet….
Emmett: you don't believe me! Look!
Emmet Start pulling me upstairs
Emmett: Here, that's it!
He points at the vacuum
Emmett: It has Glowing red eyes and its growling!
Wow…Emmet can be a real idiot at time…
Esme: Emmy, honey it's just a vacuum!
Emmett: No Momma, it's a monster!
Esme: No sweetie, it is a vacuum.
Emmett: Im Scared Momma
Me: …
Suddenly, I hear a scream! Rosalie comes out of the room with Edward right behind her.
Rosalie: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU EDWARD!!
Edward: Awe…..Little Woozy needs a hug?!
Rosalie: EDWARD!!!!
Edward: Bella?!
Bella comes in, with Renesmee in her arms.
Bella: What? I was just trying to burn a cat with my laser eyes!
Edward… honey you don't have laser eyes…
Bella: Yeah! I do! I'm a vampire now, aren't I?
Everyone: …
Renesmee: Daddy, Momma can be very scary at times…
Edward: I agree, Sweetie.
Emmett: Momma, call Carly, he make it go away!
Esme: Carly!!!
My Jasper appears, sending calming waves through everyone. My man is so amazing!
Rosalie: Calm…
Esme: Edward, learn something from Jasper! He's so mature and understanding!
Jasper: I'm a sea-monkey!
Edward: Pasha!
Jasper, My Jasper starts dancing like Squidward!
Bella: Alice, aren't we going shopping?
Emmett, Rosalie, and Edward joins in Squidward dance.
Edward: I'm squidward, squiward, squidward,squidward!
Me and Bella: …
Esme: This is going in the Family Bonding Book!
Esme Starts dancing as well
Emmet: I just wane…Shake my Butt!
Edward: Stop it Jasper!
Jasper: but…I get so lonely!
Me and Bella decide to leave before it gets a little to explicit!