Chapter 3: Emmett and the Pillow?!
Edward POV
I was sitting at my piano, after Jasper made us dance like Squidward. I was just composing a high Alice- like song, when all the sudden someone's thought burst into my mind, it was very disturbing.
Thoughts: Oh..Ah….
My first thought was … but I decided to check out Emmett room, which I would probably regret!
Esme: Edward, do you know what that sound is?
Edward: I'll check it out…
I walk into my room to be mortified! Emmett, my "favorite" brother, making out with an inanimate object, a pillow!
Edward: Emmett, WTF?
Emmett: It's not what it looks like!
I saw Emmett shocked, mortified, and humiliated! If he could blush he would look like a tomato!
Emmett: Edward! Please don't tell Rosalie that I cheated on her with a pillow! She's still angry about the monkey incident!
Jasper suddenly appeared.
Jasper: What up with all the emotions?!
Edward: Oh! Emmett was just…
Emmett: EDWARD!
Edward: I won't tell…for a price…
Hmm…what should I make him do?
Emmett's Thoughts: This is going to be bad, really bad!
Jasper: I'm going to star bucks! Bye!
Edward: You have to…