Chapter 1

Hey, everyone! its saku-chan. (strange nickname i know, long story, dont ask....) anyway i allmost forgot,
I DO NOT OWN DGM! or Ouran High

also any and all flames will be used to commemorate the dead! ooh, look, isn't it shiny!

also, please review, they are greatly appreciated!

Allen began to wake up, slowly at first before he remembered where he was and what had happened.
"So, you finally awakened!" a boy with blond hair said, as he towered over our klutzy hero.
Allen bolted up. Before he could say anything, however, a kid had jumped up on top of him, effectively both pinning him as well as knocking the wind out of him.
"Ooff"
"Hey, hey, what's your name and why are you here?" honey-sempai asked curiously, but was completely ignored.
"Hm… well, you are kind of early for the host club… Sorry." Tamaki said apologetically.
"Host……Club…… what's that? I only needed to ask for directions because I was lost…" Allen said nervously, "and my name is Allen."
"Hm… well then, you certainly have gotten yourself into a bit of a bind then, haven't you? That tapestry you ripped was worth quite a lot. Now you are going to have to pay us back for it." Kyoya said, only caring about the money as usual.
"Meaning… .." Allen said, his voice shaking slightly.
"Well, I guess that is one way of putting it… not the kindest way of putting it though…" Tamaki said sweat-dropping.
"De…Bt…So…Much…Debt… ha, HAHA! This time its mine, not masters!" Allen exclaimed before giving in to maniacal giggles, before Sitting over in a corner with a gigantic boulder saying DEBT in large bold letters.
"…………um…………" everyone said, slightly confused when Allen's crazed laughter suddenly stopped, even Kyoya's stoic composure slightly dropped in that moment.
"How Much?" Allen asked suddenly serious.
"Um… About 5,000,000 yen" replied kyoya.
"HA! I have had to pay back more than that before; I could get it within the day!" Allen Exclaimed.
"How?" everyone else asked sweat-drooping.
"The same way I always pay off debt, I gambol."
"WHAT?! No, you will not pay us back using such vulgar methods," Tamaki exclaimed horrified that anyone could even consider gamboling as a way to pay off debt, what if they loose everything? Then what?
"EH?! Why not? I never loose, and it's not that bad, If not by gamboling then how do you expect me to pay off this debt?" Allen asked, slightly panicky now.
"You will work for us in our host club to pay us back!" Tamaki stated bluntly as if it were the most obvious thing in the world, clapping his hands together in finality.
"Why? And what is this host club that you keep continuously mentioning?" Allen asked, slightly apprehensive about what the answer might be because the last time he had asked he had been blatantly ignored.
"The host club is a group of guys who work to please the women of this school, to put it simply." Tamaki said.
"Yes, although we will need to figure out what type you are as well, but we can call in Renge-chan for that." Said kyoya before Allen could say anything.
"…WHAT?!" Allen screamed, horrified at the very prospect of it all. "Y-You got the wrong person for that kind of thing. Ohhhhhh, why couldn't Lavi be the klutz, Why Me?..."
"Sorry, but you are the one in this situation, not this lavi figure." replied kyoya coldly.
Suddenly the floor in the back of the room split open (causing Allen to jump high enough to grab at the ceiling...) and a platform with a girl on it began spiraling upwards. An annoying laugh managed to reach their ears over the noise of the moving staircases motors and engines.
"wh-what the heck?" Allen exclaimed.
"Ah, Renge, right on time as usual!" exclaimed tamaki, completely unfazed by her glamorous entrance, but clapping nun the less.
"I heard my name mentioned and…" she trailed off, suddenly catching sight of Allen. "Ah, this must be a new member! Hm… Have you figured out what type he is yet?" she asked, as if Allen weren't even in the room.
"We're not sure, but probably the polite and kind type." Replied kyoya.
"Ya, as well as the type of person who doesn't give a dam if he gets hurt as long as his friends are safe, he can also be quite stupid at times." Said a new voice from the doorway, making them all turn.
"Lavi!" Allen exclaimed, jumping up and running over to him. "Why are you here?"
"Because, baka moyashi-chan, we couldn't get into contact with Timu-campy, which got everyone worried about weather you were safe or not, and so they sent me as backup!" lavi explained exuberantly, happy that he could finally see Allen after so long.
Allen had been getting redder and redder as lavi spoke, stared down at his feet guiltily, embarrassed that lavi had to leave HQ just because he hadn't been able to find timu. "I'm sorry" Allen said guiltily, but secretly relieved that lavi had come all that way for him; to make sure he was alright. "I didn't mean for you to have to come here for nothing, I am so sorry, lavi."
Lavi laughed, ruffling Allen's hair. "I don't mind, why would I mind when it gets me away from panda for about a year! Who wouldn't accept?! Besides, I would never leave my cute little brother to fend for himself in a place where he can't even speak the language." Lavi said with his usual goofy smile.
Suddenly, they heard a cough from behind them, but they chose to ignore it, to engrossed in their conversation to care.
"Oh!" lavi exclaimed, pulling something out of his jacket and handing it to Allen. "jerry-san told me to give this to you!" he exclaimed, handing Allen a lunch box.
When he opened it and saw its contents, and he was ecstatic, and therefore plopped himself down on the couch and began to pig-out on the snack jerry had made for him, Dango.
"Oh, how I Missed Jerry-sans cooking! So Good!" Allen exclaimed happily.
While Allen ate, lavi talked with the other people in the room, namely the host club.
"And that, my friends, is how to make Allen oblivious to the world, you give him food. He particularly likes dango. When eating it, I have noticed that he will lose track of his every surrounding, and his sole intention will be to devour the food as quickly as possible." Lavi stated Mater-o-factly.
"Eh, really?" kyoya said taking note of this new fact that he had just learned in a note book that had just appeared out of thin air. "So you are the lavi person that Allen mentioned earlier,"
"Yup, and you couldn't have phrased that statement a little nicer? Oh well." Lavi said shrugging. "Oi Moyashi-chan can you come here for a moment?" lavi called but he had barley finished the sentence before Allen had punched him in the face. (Authors note: when Allen started yelling at lavi, he forgot what he was going to say…)
"IT'S ALLEN! Say it with me now A-L-L-E-N! It's not that hard!" Allen yelled in Lavi's ear.
After this they all sat around talking and getting to know each other for the half an hour till the host club opened.

"Well, guys, its finely time to open up the host club for the day!" Exclaimed Tamaki, clapping his hands together with finality. "Now for the costumes!"
"Costumes?" Allen asked confused about why he would need a costume.
"Yes, costumes. Here, this one is yours!" Tamaki said handing Allen a fancy short sleeved shirt and dress pants.
"No way, absolutely not!" Allen said, backing away from them, until suddenly he was hugged from behind.
"Allen-chan! Please wear the costume!" said a very happy *cough*hyper*cough* honey-sempai. "Please!!"
"No, I will not wear the costume!" Allen blatantly refused.
"Aw, come on Moyashi-chan, you should do it!" lavi whined, completely forgetting about Allen's deformed arm as he poked him.
"No, No way, No how! I have NEVER worn short sleeves, and I am NOT starting now!" Allen said, backing away again.
"Never?!" Exclaimed Tamaki, shocked by this little bit of news.
"Yes, never…" Allen started pausing every so often. " I was born with a deformed left arm. Every time in the past when someone has seen my arm, they would beat me to a pulp before leaving, all because of this arm. Even my real parents disowned me because of it when I was so young that I don't even remember who whey were." Allen said in a sad monotone.
Everyone aside from lavi (who was feeling guilty for forgetting this fact) was shocked. Horrified that Allen had had such a horrible past.
"Show Us." Tamaki said seriously, wanting to know how bad it actually was.
"NO!" Allen screamed trying to back away. But before he could go very far he was grabbed by Mori-sempai from behind, and no matter how hard he struggled he couldn't get free. Soon he stopped struggling. He was quite terrified, though, and was crying because of it.
Tamaki walked ove3r to him and gently brushed his tears away. "Don't worry nothing bad will happen to you." He whispered quietly before pulling up the sleeve on his left arm.
The moment his arm came into view, he began to shake, frightened of what these people would do to him now that they had seen what he had concealed for his entire life. He waited expectantly, preparing himself for the mental and physical abuse that he was sure would follow, but it never came. Instead he felt someone hugging him. He looked down to see honey-sempai, tamaki, and everyone else (aside from Lavi, Kyoya, and Mori) hugging him.
"WH-why?" Allen asked, confusion lacing his already trembling voice.
"Because, like it or not, you are one of us now, part of our family. Also, your arm isn't really all that bad, but I can understand why you would want to hide it, there ARE many people who fear things that are different and try to destroy them." Tamaki said, hugging Allen even tighter, allowing him to cry into his shoulder from both relief, and pent up grief.
"Alright, since Allen can't have short sleeves, we will have to get him a different costume…

30 MIN LAYTER.

"Perfect!" Tamaki exclaimed, looking at Allen in his new costume. "Now we can put up the open sign! Allen, since no one knows you yet, you can just walk around, say hi, talk with people, and have fun! So, Now, Lets open up shop!" Tamaki shouted exuberantly.
Mere minutes later the doors were open, and girls were crowding around the door trying to get in. they had all heard the rumor that the host club had gotten a new member. So the moment the doors opened and they could go in they began to look around for the new member. Once they realized who it was, the new transfer student from England, they would stop dead in their tracks. This in turn created a gigantic blockade at the door.
"Well, say hello, Allen! Don't be shy!" Tamaki said exuberantly, giving Allen alight push to get him started.
"He-Hello, I am Allen walker… Nice to meet you." Allen said still nervous but he didn't forget to put on one of his adorable smiles that can get him anything he wants from anyone. (Accept for Kanda ^_^) but he was still nervous about what their response to him being there would be. But suddenly he was no longer standing, but rather falling towards the ground, Fast. Before he hit the ground, however, his fall was halted by two hands grabbing him around the stomach.
"La-Lavi, please…don't…do…tha-t." he said, out of breath after the near fatal glomp attack he had just received from lavi. He was also feeling slightly light headed, but he brushed it off as nothing.
"A-llen! You don't look so good." Lavi said in a sing song voice putting his hand on Allen's forehead.
"La-vi! I'm…fine." He said, but he was obviously not fine since he was wobbling a little.
"No, your not, you always say that, so by now I have learned not to trust your word where your health is concerned." Lavi said, picking Allen up bridal style (while Allen struggled in his grip… "PUT ME DOWN!") And plopped him down on one of the couches.
"Now stay put." He said to Allen, before turning to tamaki. "Hey, could you take care of my little brother for now? He tends to brush off his health. Oh, by the looks of it, he has a fever somewhere between 99 and 101-102, so make sure that he doesn't move from the couch!"
"EH?! Lavi! I'm fine, and I'm not your little brother!" Allen exclaimed, more than a little P/O'ed that lavi was as if he couldn't take care of himself.
"Well, would you rather that I call you Moyashi-chan?" Lavi asked
"That's even worse! Just use my name for once, say it with me now: A-L-L-E-N! It's not that Hard!" Allen screamed at lavi.
"HAHA! Well, I will be back; I need to go call Komui and tell him that aside from a fever you are perfectly fine." Lavi said cheerfully.
"Oi, Lavi, I just thought of something, why did you come here anyway? I have only been here for a little less than a day." Allen asked curious about just why Lavi was there in the first place.
"Um…Allen, you have actually been here for four days. Komui began to worry when he didn't hear from you, and therefore sent me here to come and find you.
"N-No…Way" Allen said trembling slightly.
"Well, I will be back!" lavi said cheerfully before leaving to make the phone call.
"Four…………… Days?!" Allen muttered to himself before slowly loosing himself to the feverish sleep that had been threatening him for quite some time now, oblivious to the people around him.