Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
NOTE: I was inspired by my friend, who Ajax was made from. Anyways, we were shopping and I went into Victoria Secrets and he was embarrassed, though he is gay he absolutely despises V.S. so I pull him in and grab the biggest bra…in the end we were thrown out.
Other Note: Yes, it has been a terribly long time since updating and I'm sorry. I have six AP tests this week and I'm mildly stressing…So thus why I'm writing to take the edge off from trying to get 4's or 5's. Plus I'm graduating from the hell hole called high school! Huzzah! And I'm thinking of at least double majoring, not quite sure if I want a minor as well. Hmm choices choices choices…
Gaara glared mildly at the irritating woman. Her blue eyes sparkled with a haughty manner that made Gaara's hands twitch with the thought of eliminating it altogether. Then again, he knew his usual scare-the-crap-out-of-anyone patented glare wasn't working with the blush, he knew, was on his face. Slowly, he stood up and was inwardly smirking as he towered over the annoying blonde by three or more inches, he didn't really care about numbers just as long as he was taller.
"Yamanaka" Came his curt reply, in which she returned with a crisp,
"Kazekage no teme." The head of ANBU interrogation ignored the flash of anger from Gaara and continued, "Naruto no baka says you're trying to prove yourself worthy after fucking up big time. You should be thankful you're receiving a second chance." She narrowed her eyes at the man not in the least daunted by his higher stature. She interrogated criminal shinobi for a living, as far as she's concerned she's seen it all to not be jarred by his tactics, "So you must pass my test, but you do have the option to turn tail and go back to Suna" she coldly smiled, "and Sakura wouldn't be the wiser."
"I came here to bring her back; nothing you throw Yamanaka will deter me."
A wide smile made it on her face, "remember that."
"I don't need to."
Turning her back she motioned for the red head to follow her out the building and onto the streets, "You'll absolutely love what I have in store for you."
Naruto spotted Sasuke and Sakura walking down the street and quickly he looked over their demeanors.
Holding hands, nope. Making eye contact…nope. Talking, no.
Perfect.
"SAKURA-CHAAAN!!!" He launched himself across the street, not minding the old people cursing at him or their disapproving glares as he knocked her down and sat on her stomach.
"Naruto" she glared at her friend, "We're in the middle of the street would you mind showing some decency and get off before you regret it?!"
Naruto easily caught her repressed anger through every word she gritted out and sheepily smiled down as he stood up and offered a hand,
"Sorry Sakura-chan, I haven't seen you in a day."
"Dobe."
"What was that teme?!" Naruto rounded on his raven haired friend and barely registered Sakura's sigh of indignation.
"You interrupted our date."
"Ugh!" Sakura slapped her hand to her forehead and slowly dragged it down her face, "Would you two ever grow up from being so pitiful? I swear, if Naruto wasn't going out with Hinata I would think you two were lovers."
The two men blanched at her words and immediately turned to glare at one another.
"Hn." Sasuke won their staring contest and smirked at Naruto who turned to pout at his pink haired friend only to see her walk away.
"Look at what you did teme! You scared her away!"
"Dobe she walked away because of you."
"What did you say?!"
Kankurou sighed while watching the sunset. The beautiful colors clashed together in an astounding display and slightly, Kankurou wished he could paint that sunset but alas the only thing he could paint were his dolls.
Absentmindedly, he swished the crimson wine around in his glass, vaguely aware that his lover was at the entrance of the living room drying his hands from the dishes he washed. A loving smile lit up his face as he sat the damp towel on the countertop and made his way to the loveseat.
"Beautiful nature is isn't it?" He watched as Kankurou nodded while keeping his eyes on the slowly fading colors.
Scooting closer, Ajax put his head on Kankurou's soft shoulder and smiled contentedly. The silence was nice for a change and he wanted to savor it. It did not mean, however, that he couldn't run his skilled fingers through his boyfriend's dark hair and so he did while slowly massaging the scalp.
Kankurou allowed his head to fall back and fought the overwhelming urge to close his eyes…he wanted to see the sunset to the end, but Ajax made it difficult. Chalkra-covered fingertips soon began massaging his temples and he gave in to the temptation of closing his eyes. He frowned when one hand left and registered his half-drunken cup of wine was lifted from his loosening grasp and set on the glass coffee table.
"Wine stains are terrible to get out" Ajax commented as he went back to what he was doing.
Kankurou's sluggish mind couldn't formulate an answer so he instead made himself comfortable by settling himself between Ajax's legs while leaning against his chest. Other than the mild shuffling he did, the silence became the dominant noise in the slowly darkening room. Few minutes passed when Kankurou smiled,
"This is nice."
"We should do it more often" Ajax agreed.
Kankurou hummed a response, and before he fell asleep from the wonderful administrations he whispered,
"I love you."
"There's no way in the seven hells I'm going in there" Gaara's eyes blazed as a large sign showed vividly over the doorway saying in luminescent pink: All Male Strip Club and right below it was a taped sign: Singles Night.
His throat went dry as he put two and two together.
"You're trying to find a way to embarrass me Yamanaka!"
"On the contrary Panda-chan" the telling glint in her sapphire orbs promised more, of what exactly frightened the red-head the most.
"I signed you up for a few lessons with Crux, if there's any man that can teach another to properly satisfy their loved one it's him."
Horrified, Gaara took a few steps back but found he couldn't escape. "What the hell did you do Yamanaka?!"
"Just a simple shadow jutsu Shikamaru-kun showed me" She inspected her nails while casually blowing, "Are you going to do my part of the test or are your bags packed so readily as to leave now?"
"Do your worst Yamanaka."
"Hun I never do my worst, I only give it my best." Winking a man stepped out from the loud club. His brown hair had the messy I-just-rolled-out-of-bed look and his piercing hazel eyes landed on the red-head.
"Aa, so you must be Gaara-kun." He turned to Ino with a dazzling smile, "I believe I can handle it from here." The man took Gaara inside the dark, loud- sweaty club and pushed past the heated male bodies until they reached the back room where he supposed all the…male strippers got ready for the show.
Glaring at the smiling man Gaara bit out, "What am I to learn from you and this place?"
"I heard from Ino that you're trying to win a girl back, Sakura right?" The question was rhetorical but he wanted to ease the fiery red head into this very out-of-the-comfort-zone role. "What I also hear is you're very…lacking, in the romance department.
"My business is of no concern to you."
"Apparently, in order to win Sakura back you have to make vast sacrifices and for that to happen certain people must know in order to help you change for the better." Crux began to size the red-head up when Gaara spoke,
"What is this to teach me?"
"If you can seduce a man, you can seduce a girl besides; Sakura will never enter a Gay strip club."
Taken aback by the man's words Gaara did nothing but glare at the seemingly unaffected man. Crux used this time to throw Gaara some clothes,
"Here try these on they should be your size. Oh and if you need help, don't hesitate to holler."
Twenty-one minutes later…
Gaara was cursing up a storm as a mild blush of irritation and embarrassment colored his cheeks. Crux finished tying up his scant uniform and felt a soft swat on his ass. Rapidly he pinned Crux to the wall and growled,
"NEVER touch me like that."
"Relax cowboy, you have to learn to get used to this and flirt back…I can tell this is going to be a long night." Crux finished with a smile, "But that's okay I love challenges."
This guy is not that bad.
We're in a strip club…for guys! Gaara was very uncomfortable with human contact even when around Sakura he felt that edge of vulnerability, of which he really disliked feeling.
Shukaku barked in gleeful laughter, Correction kit, you're in a strip club. All I have to do is sit back and watch events unfold. Imagine guys hitting on you! No better yet imagine Sakura hitting you…hmm bondage we should try that when we get her back…
Shut the hell up.
Well don't get your chaps too far up your ass. Until some other time kit... Slowly Shukaku's snickers died away though Gaara would occasionally hear another, distant round of his enjoyment.
When I'm done with this, best friend of Sakura or not, Ino is a dead woman… Gaara gazed at himself through the full length mirror with an appalled expression.
He saw himself wearing a leather…speedo with a star on each butt cheek. Some chaps with some rope looped together hanging on the side of his waist, a kerchief around his neck and a cowboy hat…no shirt.
Yes he decided vehemently she will die a most gruesome death.
So what do you guys think? Can you believe the lengths he is willing to go through for Sakura?
Next chapter will be very entertaining I promise you'll laugh at least once!
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