Alright, only one thing I'd like to clear up details on before I start this show back up.
Naruto's illusion is in no way a super-genjutsu. One of the reviews I got commented on how Naruto's illusion to mirror-flip the target's perception of things was a super technique. I was not trying to make that impression at all. Naruto even said it himself, that as soon as the person makes a move to turn their head or move one of their hands in front of their faces they would realize that something was wrong. It is just a dual-layered illusion. One to make them see a flip-image of what is really there (things that are to their left appear to be on the right), and the second is to make them not notice the sudden switch though it is easily seen through. I'd have to say that the technique is best used on a stationary target.
Anyways, now that I've reaffirmed that it isn't some super-illusion in and of itself, I will begin the next chapter.
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Konoha's Legendary Trickster Illusionist
A Naruto/Pokegirl crossover story that doesn't have sex as its main focus.
Chapter 3: This is our Jounin Instructor?
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Disclaimer: I apologize to Kishimoto, and whoever originally came up with the concept idea for Pokegirls. I am borrowing and meshing their ideas, and I forgot to give them their due credit for coming up with the original ideas….
Now that I've said a disclaimer once, I probably won't do it again… At least I don't think that this site says that you have to give a disclaimer to each and every post… Oh well, I guess I'll receive my warning if I do.
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"Today is a good day to be alive." That statement earned Naruto many glares as he walked the streets of Konoha.
Noticing the glares he got as he walked towards the academy, Naruto snorted to himself and returned some of the nastier ones with glares of his own. The smile Naruto wore was even taken as a promise of humility by some of those people who wound up averting their gazes.
Getting tired of all of the glares, Naruto rolled his eyes and with a single hand seal disappeared in a swirl of leaves.
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Moments later, Naruto appeared just outside of the gates leading into the academy's yard. Putting his hands back in his pockets, as was his usual, Naruto stepped through the gates and took a look around the yard for what he hoped would be the last time.
While standing there he was given a wide birth by most of the people walking through the gates around him. When a particular feeling washed over him Naruto turned his head and with a glance over his shoulder and saw the one person in his class that he held any fear towards.
'Just because I'm afraid of that walking hive and his damn bugs doesn't mean I wouldn't blow the shit out of him instead of running.' He thought to himself as he watched Aburame Shino walk past him and into the academy.
'Well there goes my perfect day.' He thought after seeing Shino disappear through the academy's front entrance. Naruto the proceeded to cross the academy's yard himself and enter the building all the while daydreaming about burning the Aburame clan compound to the ground one day.
'Their damn bugs are the only reason that they stand as the only clan in Konoha that hasn't been targeted by any of my pranks.'
Stepping into a classroom as he finished his daydream, Naruto took a glance around to make sure he was in the right room. It wouldn't be his first time going to the wrong room by mistake while thinking deeply after all.
Satisfied that he was indeed in the right room, Naruto returned the glare thrown at him by Sasuke. After a few seconds he snorted at the Uchiha before ignoring him and walking to his seat at the side of the middle row in the room.
It didn't take that long for Naruto to lose himself in thought again as he waited for the team meeting to start. As he continued planning his next illusion, the classroom slowly filled to the brim with excited teens. They chatted amongst themselves trying to figure out who would be on whose team. Naruto rolled his eyes each time he overheard a girl stating that they were going to be on their Sasuke-kun's team. Naruto was grateful that he seemed unable to become dizzy by natural means, or he was sure that his vision would be swimming for the next week.
It was another half hour of this before Iruka finally stepped into the room and called all of the teens to order.
"Alright, now that I've got your attention we can start this meeting." Iruka started off with a smile towards everyone in the room.
"First order of business today is to announce the top three scores for the class this year." Immediately Iruka was nearly drowned out by the whispers amongst most of the girls in the class (Sakura being the most prevalent) that Sasuke was the best one there, that it could be no one else, etc.
"SILENCE!!" Iruka yelled with his patented 'Big-Head Jutsu'. Naruto had to stop himself from chuckling at how the whole room was instantly silent.
"Now that I have your attention again we can continue." Iruka glared at many of the girls who interrupted him. A second later he was all smiles again. He knew that those girls were about to be disappointed.
"Third place this year is Aburame Shino." He said and nodded to the silent boy, who returned his nod.
"Second place this year is Uchiha Sasuke." Iruka couldn't help but grin at the shocked look that spread over Sasuke's face as his fan club went into an uproar.
"What the hell do you mean that Sasuke is second?" Sakura yelled as she stood, slamming a fist into the desk in front of her. This caused Iruka to return the glare that Sakura was giving to him.
"I meant exactly what I said Sakura, so sit still and don't interrupt me again." At that point Iruka turned his glare up another notch.
Sakura was quick to comply with his request when she felt a brief flash of KI from Iruka.
One of Naruto's eyebrows shot into his hairline when he detected the KI.
"Better." Iruka said once Sakura was sitting down in her seat again and everyone else was silent again. "Now, the rookie of this year's class is Uzumaki Naruto."
Naruto couldn't help but roll his eyes again when everybody but Choji, Hinata, Shikamaru, and Shino became flabbergasted at that statement.
Naruto took another glance around the room and couldn't help but grin and wave his hand cheerfully when he saw the glare that Sasuke was now leveling at him.
'Serves the stuck up prick right.' He thought to himself as he chuckled.
Iruka recognized his chance and decided to move on before any interruptions happened.
"Now that the class leaders have been announced, we will move onto the announcements of the teams." Iruka then proceeded to announce the teams and who their jounin sensei was to be. Naruto didn't really care who was with whom, so he just watched out the window next to him as he waited for his team to be announced.
"Team Seven under Jounin, Hatake Kakashi will be Haruno Sakura, Uchiha Sasuke, and Uzumaki Naruto." The three of them were so surprised by this turn of events that they never took the chance to speak up against is.
Teams eight and ten were announced right afterwards, and the room was dismissed for an hour before they would be required to return to meet their instructors.
Once they were dismissed Naruto was quick to catch up with Iruka as he walked down the hallway.
"Excuse me, Iruka-sensei." Iruka stopped walking and turned to Naruto with a pitying look on his face.
"I know it sucks Naruto. I'm not even sure how it happened though. All I got from Hokage-sama was that the council chose to push through the teams as they are now before Hokage-sama was able to stop them. Everything has already been finalized so you're stuck with the team that you've got."
"Shit." Naruto said. Iruka chose not to berate him for his language this time. "At least I can put in a request for a transfer in a year's time or once I make Chuunin."
Iruka raised an eyebrow in surprise that Naruto knew that small bylaw. It would be something that would not be able to be contested by the council since it would be an issue dealt directly between the ninja who was making the request and the Hokage.
"Well, I'll see you back in class Iruka-sensei." Before Iruka could say anything back to Naruto, he'd have already made the ram seal and disappeared in a swirl of leaves.
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One boring, and three more frustrating hours later Naruto was ready to watch his sensei, whoever they were, suffer.
'Who the hell can be this tardy?' Naruto asked himself as he glanced out the windows again before turning back to the door.
Naruto smirked to himself as he glanced again at the elaborate trap he had hidden around the door under one of his illusions.
'And they call me an idiot when they never even saw me setting it up?' Naruto asked himself when he glanced over to his teammates.
Naruto glanced up at the only visible component of his trap, a single chalkboard eraser pinched in the door above the entrance, and snickered to himself.
Hearing footsteps approach the door, Sasuke turned his head towards the door seeing the eraser for the first time. It was right then that Sakura noticed to.
"What the hell are you doing Naruto-baka?" Sakura whispered towards him when she saw the eraser. "You're going to get Sasuke-kun in trouble with your idiocy."
Naruto only rolled his eyes, which irritated Sakura more.
It was right then that the door finally opened revealing a tall silver haired man who wore a hitai-ate over his left eye. Well, his hair was now more of a white after the chalk eraser hit him on the head.
Hatake Kakashi waved the cloud of chalk dust away from his face before glancing to each of his students in turn. They were all completely silent except for Naruto's snickering.
Glancing around for another second Kakashi finally chose to speak up. "My first impression of you all is..." He didn't get to finish his sentence.
Out of seemingly nowhere, a log about the diameter of Kakashi's waist and just as tall came swinging down out of the illusion that hid it. Immediately noticing it Kakashi dropped to the ground where it went over his head by inches.
He then noticed that he had fallen on a bright red button that wasn't there before. He quickly read the words on the button. 'Look up!" Following the words to action, he wished he hadn't.
Naruto had put on some sunglasses much like Shino's and some ear plugs seconds before everyone else in the room was suddenly blinded by the triggered flash bang that detonated right over Kakashi's head after it fell from within the space that the log was hidden in by the illusion.
Even though he wasn't able to see or hear it, Kakashi had a good feeling that Naruto was laughing his head off right at that moment.
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From the school yard where she was getting to know her new students better Yuhi Kurenai couldn't help but jump when she heard what sounded like an explosion and saw a large flash of light coming from the classroom that they had left only a few hours before.
"What the hell?" Kiba asked as he covered his sensitive ears after the explosion. Akamaru whimpered in agreement beside him.
Shino looked slightly agitated, and after nearly jumping out of her skin Hinata smiled towards the window since she had a good feeling about who was the cause of that.
With a few hand signs Hinata activated her Byakugan and looked into the classroom. She gasped in surprise, hardly able to believe what she was seeing.
"What is it Hinata?" Kurenai was quick to ask when she noticed what Hinata was doing.
Hinata deactivated her Byakugan before turning to look at Kurenai and answering.
"Naruto-kun just disabled a jounin and his two teammates with a flash bang. He's busy laughing at them right now while taking off some sunglasses and earplugs."
Finally recovering from the loud noise Kiba and Akamaru both tilted their heads, as they were actually able to hear Naruto's laughter now.
"Yep, Akamaru and I can hear him now." Kiba quipped with an annoyed look on his face.
Kurenai covered her face with her hand to hide the quick chuckle she had, disguising it as a sign of exasperation.
"You three are dismissed for the day. I'm going to go make sure that everyone is alright in there." With that said Kurenai disappeared in a shunshin going into the classroom.
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Naruto was surprised to see someone arrive so soon after his prank went off. Looking at the gorgeous woman who had appeared Naruto couldn't help but give a quick appraisal of her as she was distracted with her own appraisal of the small damages in the room.
Finishing his quickly, Naruto managed not to be caught by Kurenai.
"Alright Uzumaki-san." She said catching his attention again as he took a quick survey of the room for himself. "What did you do this time?"
Naruto was about to get mad and start being tough on her when he noticed that she only looked amused that Kakashi was on the ground writhing in pain. Naruto guessed that the only part that had her upset at the time was that he included his two teammates as victims.
"The bastard there" Naruto said this with a scowl while gesturing to Kakashi "had us waiting here all this time and only arrived a minute ago. I got bored during the wait and decided to test him with a trap. I had to use a couple illusions to make sure that those two wouldn't see me doing it since I knew that they hate me enough that they would purposefully give me away in order to get me in trouble with Cyclops there."
Naruto then shrugged his shoulders.
"It went off better than I expected." Naruto then glanced down at Kakashi who had finally stopped writhing on the ground and was trying to stand up. "In all seriousness, I didn't think that he'd fall for that triple-layered trap."
Kurenai found herself speechless at the end of that last sentence. 'High expectations?' Kurenai silently asked herself.
"Besides," Naruto continued catching her attention again "I've decided that the day I show this guy respect is the day that he shows us some by arriving on time and not wasting our days."
Thinking about that part for a second Kurenai couldn't begrudge him that. She then noticed that Naruto was now staring over her shoulder. Turning around she saw that Kakashi was now standing and blinking at her and Naruto.
"Kurenai" he spoke up "what are you doing..."
It was then that with a shout from the doorway of "Dynamic Entry!" Kurenai and Naruto got to watch as the log that was hanging in the doorway was blasted right off the ropes that held it up and right into Kakashi's left side. The log with its passenger flew through the air until both collided with the wall, where Kakashi was sandwiched between them. He slid to the ground, unconscious this time.
Naruto blinked at Kakashi's body before turning to the doorway where Naruto saw the source of the shout.
"Ah, Kurenai." Said the tall man that to Naruto's horror really was wearing a spandex training suit under his jounin vest. "My team and I were returning from our most youthful mission when upon hearing an explosion from this area we came to see who was attacking the academy."
'Did he really just call a mission youthful?' Naruto asked himself silently.
Behind Naruto where he didn't even noticed that they had recovered, Sakura and Sasuke were staring in horror and the man before them. Sakura idly wondered if Kakashi was dead.
This time Kurenai really was palming her face out of exasperation.
"Thank you for coming Gai, but I've got the situation here under control." She finally glanced over to where Kakashi was unconscious on the floor. "On second thoughts Gai, could you please take Kakashi to the hospital for me. I'm sure he'll need to be checked out after he was just hit by that log."
Gai actually looked sheepish for a second there at the tone of voice she spoke with.
"Yes Kurenai, I will." He announced just as three gennin came running up behind him.
"Gai-sensei!" The girl panted out behind him. As soon as she recovered her breath she took a quick look around the room seeing two people a little younger than her staring at Gai in horror as the third one was inspecting her team.
"What the hell happened in here?" Even as she asked the question she was rapidly putting pieces together from the obvious clues in the room. Glancing down at the flash bang on the ground she breathed out a sigh of relief that it wasn't anything truly dangerous. She did wonder what that white and silver haired man was doing on the ground unconscious though.
"I was about to take my Hip-Rival Kakashi there to the hospital to be checked out." He said as he turned to his students. "I do not know what has happened here yet, but if you could follow Miss Yuhi's orders until I reunite with you then it would be greatly appreciated." With that he was gone. Nobody even saw when he picked up Kakashi.
"Names please." Kurenai asked the team standing at the doorway.
The first of them to answer was a tall teen with long black hair. He wore a black tee shirt and brown shorts. His eyes were his most outstanding feature though. Naruto noticed them to be the Byakugan. "Hyuuga Neji."
The second, who to Naruto's horror, was a mini version of Gai right down to the hair and bushy eyebrows. "I'm Konoha's Azure beast, Rock Lee." He then posed with a thumb up and Naruto could've sworn that the boy's teeth actually pinged at them.
With a roll of her eyes at her teammate's actions the girl who wore a pink Chinese-style shirt that Naruto couldn't help but notice the very small amount of cleavage showing through, and a pair of beige training pants that ended just above the Chinese martial arts slippers that she was wearing. "I'm Higurashi Tenten, and it's usually my job to keep these two in line." She only smiled at the glare that Neji leveled at her.
"I believe that it's usually me who keeps you two in line." Neji said continuing to glare at Tenten.
"Whatever you say, Fate-boy." Tenten replied with an exaggerated eye roll and a cheeky grin.
Naruto couldn't help but like her already.
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As he closed the door to his apartment that evening, Naruto heard a voice.
'Great job today kit. First you pull one up on an experienced Jounin, and then you go ahead and get yourself a girlfriend. I'm so proud.' Naruto rolled his eyes at the voice before answering it as he released the illusion hiding his tails.
'Good evening to you too, Kyu-chan.'
'Aha!' Kyu shouted in triumph. 'You didn't deny that she's your girlfriend.'
'Please, you know from watching that I was only making a friend out of her.' Naruto answered back.
Then suddenly she started singing in his head. 'First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in a baby carriage. Oh how I wish you humans in this world would just skip that stuff and tame each other senseless. A lot of the girls here are hot.'
'And again I can't help but think to myself, 'Yes, I do have the world's biggest pervert living in my head.'
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Somewhere in Rain country, Jaraiya suddenly felt disappointed with himself.
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'Yeah, yeah, I know Kyu. You've already turned me into a pervert. You don't need to turn me into a sex crazed maniac too.'
'I don't?' She answered in a joking tone. Naruto just rolled his eyes and cut the link with the being locked within him.
'Of all the things I could have locked up in me, it had to be her didn't it?' Naruto wore a small smile on his face as he thought that. 'I wouldn't change her out for anything in the world.'
It was with that thought in mind that Naruto crawled into bed. Just before he fell asleep one more thought came up.
'I'm glad that she keeps her thoughts about men to herself.' He blushed suddenly. 'She certainly opened my eyes to women.'
With that, he fell asleep.
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AN: This is what happens when I get inspired by good reviews. I suddenly stop being my normally lazy and uninspired self and start pumping out work.
Originally this chapter was supposed to go on until the end of the 'True' gennin exam, but after realizing just how long I was making this chapter I decided to end it here since once I got to the part where Kakashi walked into the room, that scene just started writing itself and didn't want to end. I actually had to cut it off before I started writing another couple thousand words on what happens between Naruto's Team and Gai's team on the way to the tower and when they report the event to Sarutobi.
However, I wound up deciding that the meeting with Sarutobi wasn't needed, and that I wanted to keep what would happen between Naruto and Tenten a secret for now until a future chapter where I'll put it in a flashback or have a conversation where those events are described. (Yes, I know I can sometimes have my sentences too long.)
For those of you who are wondering about Naruto's feelings towards Shino and the Aburame, they do not reflect my own. It actually pains me to make Naruto dislike them so. Unfortunately I had to in order to keep Naruto in character for who he is in this story. It's that the Kyubi breed of pokegirls actually has an instinctual fear of insects. Naruto at first became afraid of them too, but then he started to hate the fear that they made him feel and that eventually transferred over into his anger towards them for making him feel that way. Now imagine what Naruto would be like if he ever met a widow... I wouldn't want to be that widow.
Anyways, I'm not sure when I'll have the next chapter out. It will take place the day that Kakashi gets out of the hospital. In case you're wondering, there will be some (or maybe more) Team Seven bashing in this fic. Please don't bother flaming me about this. I have my reasons, especially about how putting that Team (could they even be called that) together in the first place since two of its members didn't like the third one and that they were always conflicting with each other. Especially for a Hidden Village that prides itself on their TEAMS and how well they work together. I mean seriously, sure they get along better later on, but they practically hated each other's guts at the start until Naruto started to show that he was worth something to the team.
Argh, pardon me. I didn't mean for that last paragraph to turn into a rant. It's just that even though I love the Naruto universe and what can be done with it and its characters, I sometimes can't help but despise what Kishimoto did with it. Especially once they reached the point where the manga should've had its name changed to 'Sasuke' for a while. Kishimoto just does too much focusing on characters other than Naruto if you ask me.
Now that I've got that out of my system, you shouldn't be seeing anything like it again. I actually quit reading the manga as soon as Itachi died so I won't be harping about anything horrible after that so it won't provide me with fuel for rants.
I hope you enjoyed the chapter. In the next chapter, I'll be writing out a scene I've always wanted to do in a fanfic that until now I couldn't do until I wrote started writing this one.
Adios for now,
Cloud1239999