Alright people! I'm back again and ready to ROCK & ROLL!! Ok, not really. Don't want to accidentally damage my computer after all with all the rocking. I am however ready to put this chapter up for the enjoyment of all of you people out there! Well, except for you Kyuubi16. You claim that nobody will like my story since it's a pokegirl x-over not focused around sex. (rolls eyes) I believe that 8000 hits, 68 favorites, and 129 story alerts say otherwise.

Anyways, getting back on track now, I'd like to thank the ten of you who reviewed the last chapter. They were very encouraging reviews to read. I also found it to be nearly disturbing exactly how many nails the ten of you together hit whether intentional or not. I'm not going to go into detail right here though about who got what right though so before I start to blather out all of the secrets of this story I'm going to get it started.

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Konoha's Legendary Trickster Illusionist

A Naruto/Pokegirl crossover story that doesn't have sex as its main focus.

Chapter 5: OMG!! A Freaking Filler. Shoot me NOW!! I'm sorry…

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If one were to walk into training field eight that morning three weeks after the formation of Team Seven they wouldn't know whether to laugh or to just be confused. They would most likely fall into both categories though.

That Monday morning Uzumaki Naruto stood in the center of the training field glaring at a copy of himself. The reason for this would be solved with one thought that ran through the boy's mind.

'Why does my Astral Illusions always have to be more like Kyu-chan?'

To further explain exactly where this is something wrong we'll go into a brief description of the pokegirl technique 'Astral Illusion'.

Astral Illusion is a move where a solid holographic double with the same personality and powers as the original is created for a short while, allowing for team attacks. The problem here is that the holographic double has taken on a mixed personality of both Naruto and his tenant.

'Have I ever mentioned that I like this version of you?' Kyu asked making Naruto sweatdrop.

'Too many times Kyu-chan.' He answered back.

"No, for the last time we can't go into town and start groping women. I made you today for training, not to aid in lecherous acts." Naruto said to his even-more-perverted copy then resettled into his taijutsu stance. "Now hurry up and attack me when you're ready."

So continued the usual solo training routine for one Uzumaki Naruto.

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Kakashi rubbed his head in boredom as he listened to his three students over the radio.

"Avenger, in position." Sasuke spoke up.

"Brains, in position." Sakura.

"Magician, in position." Naruto finished off.

Kakashi assigned the codenames that the three gennin were using once he finally took the time to get to know the three of them just a little.

Sasuke's codename was assigned based on his one-track mind towards killing his brother.

Sakura's codename was assigned based on the fact that she really is quite intelligent even though Kakashi noticed that Sakura doesn't show it all the time. The plural was added on because of the multiple personality disorder that Kakashi read about in her file (he knows that Sakura just calls the second personality her 'inner-sakura').

Naruto's nickname was given once Kakashi discovered that Naruto lived on (what the Jounin thought was) genjutsu and misdirecting tricks. He also learned that unless it was a serious situation Naruto tended to be extremely playful, pulling off tricks and pranks on anyone that he thought needed to loosen up some, and Naruto had a habit of performing for children in order to entertain them.

"Operation 'Capture Tora' is go." Kakashi's last statement caused the three Gennin to groan. They did however continue the plan.

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In a clearing fifty-five meters from Kakashi's position Sasuke came flying out of the branches of a tree towards the orange cat that was sauntering below him.

Hearing the rustle of leaves above it the cat was quick to run away from the sudden noise heading across the clearing. As Tora approached the edge of the clearing it started to get the feeling that something bad would happen if it went into the forest.

What nobody but Naruto knew was that he was using another of his abilities that allowed him to project fear into any living thing that is within the range of his aura.

The feeling of fear caused Tora to turn away from the trees and run toward where Sakura stood waiting. With a subtle illusion Naruto was able to make Tora think that Sakura was the only one who could keep her safe by making Sakura appear strong and non-threatening.

So it was with a flying leap by Tora that she came to be in Sakura's arms purring.

From Naruto's hiding place in the trees he tapped his radio and announced to the team. "Sakura's got Tora Hatake. The pink ribbon around her neck marks her as the correct target."

"Very good team." Kakashi's voice came over the three radios. "Bring her to the Hokage's tower. I'll meet you there."

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"THAT BASTARD!" Naruto roared to himself, slamming the door to his apartment closed behind him.

'Calm down Naru-chan. I know that what he tried to do is horrible, but you need to remain calm if we're going to be able to do anything about this.' Kyu said.

Naruto took several seconds breathing deeply to help himself calm down.

'I know Kyu-chan. I just can't believe that he's going to try and have me charged for insubordination because I refuse to explain to him how my abilities work.'

'The charges will never hold Naru-chan. It's just as you told him. The old man had you recognized as the founding member of a new clan once it was confirmed that your abilities could be called a bloodline. It is just that you can't join the council until you're seventeen or are a Chuunin.'

'Yeah, but the fact that he was going to use that damn Sharingan to copy all of my techniques so that he could teach the techniques to whichever members of the squad could make the most use of them.' Naruto snorted here as he grabbed a box of pocky that he kept stashed in his kitchen. 'He was probably going to just teach them to Sasuke, the prick.'

'Think about this though Naru-chan. Since your abilities come from the seal and myself they are dependant on your body and blood, not chakra. From what we know about the Sharingan, it copies based off of a photographic memory that the eye provides as well as the ability to see chakra.' Naruto nodded to himself at this point in her explanation. 'Your abilities however use absolutely no chakra. That means that even if he were to memorize, or copy, a technique off of you he would only be able to go through the motions of the technique since he cannot copy how your mana works. In other words, he is only able to copy half of our techniques, which is not enough for him to actually be able to use or teach them.'

Naruto smirked after hearing that.

'Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Since my techniques are biological only people with my blood flowing through them can perform them unless they're pokegirls, and because my techniques are fueled by energies other than chakra his Sharingan can't copy them for his own use even if he could use the same energies as me.'

'That's right.'

'Got it.' Naruto's smirk then widened as he wondered if he would have to present this to the council soon. 'I'm feeling much better now. I think I'll go out for sushi.'

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In the Hokage's office, Sarutobi sat behind his desk reading through paperwork.

'Nearly finished for the day.' He thought to himself.

A few minutes later he signed off the last of the sheets and put it into his outbox on the corner of his desk and his assistant for the day, Iruka, picked up the last stack to file it away.

"Will that be all today Hokage-sama?" Iruka asked.

"Yes," Sarutobi said with a smile. "I'm going to head home shortly too."

Before their conversation could go any further a knock came from the closed door to his office.

"Come in." Sarutobi said as Iruka and him shared an annoyed look. They could be on their ways home right now.

The door then opened revealing Kakashi as he marched into the office and bowed to his leader. "Sandaime-sama." He greeted.

"Rise Kakashi, what is it?" Sarutobi said.

"I'd like to file a charge for insubordination against Gennin Uzumaki Naruto for refusing orders from his commanding officer."

Both Iruka and Sarutobi had an eyebrow raised hearing this.

"Please explain in more detail Kakashi-san." Sarutobi ordered.

"Yes, sir." Kakashi gave a salute before continuing. "After today's mission I'd have dismissed Haruno-san, and Uchiha-san before requesting Uzumaki-san to explain to me his capabilities. I explained to him that I needed to know so that when we took higher leveled missions in the future I could more effectively command him."

Both Iruka and Sarutobi nodded here since it was a reasonable request.

"His reaction was to tell me that along with being specialized in Tai and Genjutsu he had a plethora of bloodline techniques that he could perform, though he was only willing to tell me two. We then got into an argument when I said that I needed to know all of his abilities. He refused claiming that he has been recognized as a founding member of a bloodline baring clan so that he could keep information like that a secret. Calling his bluff I threatened him with charges of insubordination. He then refused my order again and left."

Sarutobi sat there for a few seconds staring at Kakashi. Kakashi was internally nervous since he was just starting to get the feeling that he might have screwed up.

"Leave him be on that issue Kakashi. Naruto does have the backing of the clan secrecy laws. I had him recognized three years ago."

Iruka was quite surprised by this. "As you know Kakashi, that means that I'm the only person who has the right to request secrets from Naruto, and only if it pertains to a village matter."

"I will save you the effort and tell you now what the two abilities are that he was going to tell you before the altercation."

"The first of these two abilities is teleportation. That is the ability that he was using against you while you were testing his team. Unlike Shunshin where you're moving at superhuman speeds, what Naruto does is true teleportation. That means that he can go anywhere that he can picture in his head within a second. Naruto's teleportation is the end result of what the creator of the shunshin was trying to accomplish. His body truly disappears and reappears in a new location. He can even carry momentum through this ability meaning that he can start a taijutsu technique and finish it after a teleport without losing any of the strength he has put into it."

This had both Iruka and Kakashi shocked. After all, it's not everyday that you learn that somebody you know can naturally do something that many ninja have only dreamed of being able to.

"The other ability I believe he was going to tell you about was his healing factor. Poisons can still affect him but any wounds that he takes will heal at an accelerated rate. He even recovers from fatigue and pain faster than he should be able to."

Kakashi nodded as he took that in. 'If the boy can recover from pain and fatigue quickly that opens up several possibilities for what types of situations he'd be capable of handling.'

"Hai, Sandaime-sama." Kakashi saluted Sarutobi again. "If I can be dismissed now I'd like to prepare for tomorrow's mission. I plan on requesting a C-rank."

"I will think on your request Kakashi. You're dismissed." Sarutobi said while taking a thoughtful posture.

With another bow, Kakashi left the room via Shunshin.

After a few seconds of silence Iruka decided to break it.

"Are you really thinking of granting that team a C-rank so early Sandaime-sama?"

"Maybe an escort mission, but nothing too dangerous. I would have to agree that the members of Team Seven do have a lot of potential independently, but together is another matter all together." Sarutobi took another few puffs from his pipe before putting it out and standing up to leave. "I guess I'll know by tomorrow."

Iruka nodded in confirmation of the Hokage's decision.

"Good night Sandaime-sama."

"Good night Iruka-san."

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"OH KAMI-SAMA, HE'S ON TIME!" Kakashi found himself only able to stare on in shock as Sasuke fell over from the tree he was leaning against, Sakura had her finger pointed at him with a look of shock on her face after giving off that ear destroying scream, and Naruto was on the ground laughing at the antics of his teammates.

A few seconds later Kakashi gave a roll of his eyes as he rubbed the back of his neck with an embarrassed look on his face.

"Ya, Ya, I know. Let's just go to the Hokage's office and get our mission for today."

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"Team Seven reporting for a mission Hokage-sama." Kakashi started off with a salute once they were all in Sarutobi's office.

"You're earlier than usual Hatake-san." Sarutobi said with a chuckle at the end. "All right then, I've got several missions that need to be done today. There's weeding Ms. Tsubane's garden, walking the Inuzuka Kennel's dogs, and shopping for Mr. Haruka. You can take your pick from those three for starters."

"You were on time for this?" Sarutobi had to hold back his laughter when he heard Sakura say that. Sarutobi's attention was then drawn to Naruto when he stepped forward from his teammates so that he was next to Kakashi.

"With all due respect Hokage-sama, I would like to respect a C-rank mission for Team Seven." Naruto said with a salute of his own.

"Buttering me up Naruto?" Sarutobi asked in reaction with a smirk.

"You know it." Naruto answered back with a smirk of his own. "Seriously though, those D-rank missions are the type of things that could be given to Academy students in order to give them teamwork experience. Even if the three of us don't get along well as people we are learning to work together as a team when on missions. I'm sure that Sakura and Sasuke agree that the three of us are ready for something a little harder. Maybe not a high end C-rank mission, but one of the simpler ones should do it."

Sarutobi nodded to Naruto's points.

"Since I already know Kakashi's opinion on the matter and Naruto just gave a sound argument as to why you should have a C-rank mission I shall allow it."

Sarutobi's statement caused Sasuke and Kakashi to smirk while Sakura smiled and Naruto gave him a big smile.

"Thanks Jiji." Naruto said.

Sarutobi then reached to the intercom on his desk and pressed the button on it. "Please bring in Tazuna-san."

"Hai, Hokage-sama." Came the sound of the secretary's voice over the intercom.

It was two minutes until the door to the office open allowing in a tall man with graying hair. The man wore a rope around his waist, which held a bottle that Naruto was able to smell sake from.

"This is the team you're assigning to my protection?" the man asked after tilting his head to the side. "They don't look like much to me."

"Please keep in mind sir that you are dealing with ninja." Naruto said in retaliation. "After all, when it comes to ninja you never know exactly what lies beneath the surface."

Tazuna stared at Naruto for a few seconds after the boy finished speaking.

"Heh, I think I'm starting to like you already brat. You've got spunk."

"Ahem." Everybody's attention turned back to the Hokage. "As I was about to say, your mission Team Seven is to escort Tazuna here back to his home in wave country where he is constructing a bridge from there to the mainland. From there you will stay with him and act as security detail at the bridge protecting it from mercenaries until its completion."

"Hai, Hokage-sama." Came the simultaneous acknowledgment from the whole of Team Seven.

"When would you like to leave Tazuna-san?" Kakashi asked.

"As soon as possible." Tazuna answered.

"Alright team you heard him. Meet at the South Gate in two hours at 1100 hours."

With that command given Sakura and Sasuke left through the door while Naruto exited in a swirl of leaves.

Tazuna blinked in surprise at Naruto's exit.

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Naruto stood atop Konoha's gate looking out over the scenery. 'This'll be the last time I get to admire this view before I get to traverse it for myself.' Naruto thought to Kyu.

'Yes. I'm sure that you'll like traveling. I didn't get much of a chance to explore this world between the time that I chased that damned Uchiha to this world and got sealed into you by your Yondaime, but it was beautiful nonetheless.'

Naruto smiled hearing that. 'Heh, It's too bad that you're stuck seeing the world through the eyes of another Kyu-chan. Your stories of travel with your old tamer were great. I want to be able to tell my own story some day to others and have them look upon them with the same awe as I do when you tell me your stories.'

Naruto didn't know it but Kyu was blushing at that point.

'Aw, shucks. Thanks Naru-chan.'

"Where is Naruto-baka?" Naruto looked down upon hearing Sakura's voice to see said pink-haired girl looking around for him. "He's going to be late if he takes any longer."

'She's worried about me being late when Kakashi and Tazuna aren't here yet?' Naruto thought to himself as he took a look around from his spot on top of the gate to see if he could spot the two. It only took a few moments to spot them approaching from three blocks down.

Smirking Naruto sat down and waited, listening to Sakura's muttering of killing him later as he waited for Kakashi and Tazuna to get closer so they could see what he was going to do.

'Not yet… Not yet… Now!'

When Naruto said now in his disappeared, reappearing behind Sakura.

"HELLO!!" He shouted as he cupped his hands around his mouth so that most of the noise went straight at Sakura.

Down the street a block and a half away Kakashi couldn't help but hold in a chuckle when he heard Sakura's scream.

"Are your Gennin always like this Hatake-san?" Tazuna asked him.

"Despite his strength and professionalism when on the job, Naruto is quite a prankster. He won't leave anybody out of being a target. Actually to think about it, the Aburame clan is the only one that has never been targeted by one of his pranks before."

Tazuna was staring at Kakashi once he heard that.

"You mean the brat was good enough to get away with it?"

"Naruto's actually really proud of all of his pranks. So even when he managed to do one of them without being detected he would allow himself to be found right afterwards and then lead his victims and whoever else decides to help catch him on a chase."

Tazuna seemed a bit confused for a second.

"How exactly is this impressive?" He asked.

"It's impressive since even before the time that he became a Gennin he has been able to sneak into high security areas. After he turned ten he suddenly became able to suddenly lead these chases on for hours at a time. The pursuers often included Chuunin and Jounin. I'd say that he has the makings of a spy master behind him, and I also know from experience that he is also quite good at hand-to-hand combat."

'Maybe these brats will be able to help Wave after all.' Tazuna thought to himself.

"I take it that you feel better about your escort now?" Kakashi asked after seeing Tazuna become more relaxed.

"Yeah, I guess the brat was right to say that there are more to ninja's than appearance."

It was about this time where Kakashi reached where Sasuke was leaning against a tree watching Sakura try and pummel Naruto for his prank. Naruto wore a huge grin on his face and was teasing the poor girl the whole way as he weaved around her blows.

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*Raises both fists in the air.*

Finish!!

Now that I've got that out of my system, I can get along to anything I've got to say to all of you. Now let me think…

Ah yes. I guess I should apologize to each of you for the fact that this chapter wound up turning into a filler chapter. I'd have originally planned for this chapter to go on for a while yet, but it wound up becoming too long for me to keep going as planned. If I had this chapter with how this one was going would have been around twice as long. I'm trying to keep my chapters from going beyond a certain length though.

The other thing I'm going to mention is that I was unfortunately disappointed with how the chapter turned out. I loved the humorous parts I inserted in, but for some reason I feel that the chapter could've turned out much better than it did.

Anyways, I'll do my absolute best to make the next chapter better than ever. I'm just undecided about whether I'll keep the wave arc close to canon, or if I'll differentiate from it. The Chuunin exam will definitely be different though so I'm unsure what I'll do for wave at the moment…

I guess I'll just say Adios for now, please review, and that any flames sent to me will be loaded into my trusty catapult and launched right back at you. Mwahahaha, flaming balls of flames are the ultimate weapons.

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