To Annoy a Person is to…

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Sevardan Cailo (jk, its Kalison Artor in disguise : P)

Dedicated to

My annoying lil sis', who else?

Disclaimer

Not mine, just the plot, and Jazzy and Kayl

… Confound the Headmaster

Kayleigh woke up and immediately noticed that she was not in her room any more. In fact she was beginning to panic. You see, Kayl has a fear of hospitals, which is why she avoids getting hurt as much as humanly possible.

She suddenly remember that something had happened to her hand, so she glanced at it, and saw the swelling of her hand had decreased dramatically, except her hand looked odd. She broke out into a cold sweat, and raised up her other hand. It was just as small as the other. She looked at her chest, and screamed.

"What is the problem? Shh, be quiet!" Kayl stopped, and took in the appearance of the woman in front of her.

"Sorry ma'am, it won't happen again, its jus that I seem to have become younger all of a sudden, technically I am seventeen, yet I most certainly do not look it. I would say that I look about fifteen and it is just a little disconcerting."

She looked and Kayleigh and sighed, "Yes, you do seem to be about fifteen, and you are dressed in Muggle clothes. Do you remember what happened dearie?"

"Vaugely," Kaleigh said, not letting on that she knows more than she know more. "I remember pulling out the baklava from the oven, and beginning to cut it into portions, I also remember barely nicking myself with the knife. But, next thing I know, there is a boy in front of me, with eyes as black as night, and I had accidentally got him with the knife I was holding, and my hand was wet, and swelling, but I didn't know why. Then I passed out. Umm, where am I, anyways?"

Madam Pomfrey chuckled, "Why, you are at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft…"

"and Wizardry," another voice finished up. Madam Pomfrey rolled her eyes, as I look at the person that had spoke. He had a kindly face, full of lines, some laugh, but mostly frown lines. His eyes were as blue as the early morning sky, and his nose had been broken a fair few times. His auburn hair was full of silver strands. He was clothed in violet robes, lightly embroidered with moons and stars. Madam Pomfrey took this opportunity to leave.

"My name is Professor Dumbledore, and I am the Headmaster here. What is your name, child?"

She swallowed, "My name is Kayleigh, Kayleigh Cailo. Am I dreaming, sir? And, have you seen my baklava, which was for a grade in Lain class."

He chuckled, "It seems that you might have arrived here with food, but it didn't last very long. I would guess that it probably ended up in Slytherin, and devoured by its residents. Now, I do not know how to get you back, but from here on out, you have a choice to either stay here and learn magic, or leave and live in the Muggle world, until I summon you and your sister."

"Sir, I have lived in the world of magic-less people for long enough, it is time to try something new."

"If you are to stay here, perhaps you would like to take on a different name, or keeping the one you have. When it is possible that all you did was go back in to the past, new names are often wise."

"Umm, perhaps the name Artemis, Artemis Riesa, it is a good name, and I will not have a hard time remembering it. Umm, am I going to be Sorted?"

Dumbledore look taken back, "How did you know about the Sorting?"

Artemis looked at her hands, "Lucky guess. I guessed that there had to be some sort of Sorting method, seeing how I have heard of both Slytherin and Gryffindor."

"How have you heard about those houses while you were lying unconscious in this Hospital bed?" he was highly confused at this proclamation of hers.

She smirked, "Yeah, I know that people from both of those houses have been in here, and I also know of the houses of Ravenclaw, who are wise, and Hufflepuff, who are loyal. And I know about Potions class with Professor Slughorn, and Transfiguration with Professor McGonagall, and Charms with Flitwick. See, I know a lot."

Dumbledore was speechless.

She sighed and conceded to Dumbledore, "Alright, the truth is that the way I got here was by touching a picture in a book, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, if I remember correctly. It was a picture of the Potions Master, and then I was right in front of a black haired boy. Ohh, did I burn him with my tray? Gee I really hope that I didn't, I do know that I had nicked him with my knife. Anyway, there is a whole seven book series about this boy named Harry Potter, and his best friends, and his headmaster was Albus Percival Wolfic Brian Dumbledore, the school was Hogwarts, and the Dark Lord was called Lord Voldemort. Umm, Professor, uhh, sir?"

He was staring at her like as if she had just grown three heads. He shook his head, "Well, you and your sister are going to have to keep that quiet, especially how it ends. You can't tell anyone else, okay? In any case, you are right on all counts, and no, Severus was not burned, and the cut healed up just fine. Oh, and your sister has chosen the name Rose Pendragon, and she decided to change her hair color to dark auburn with sapphire blue eyes. I must ask, do you wish to change your appearance in any way?"

Mis crinkled her nose, "Sir, under normal circumstances no, I would not change, but I guess that I am allowed to be a little vain, so all that I would like to be changed is my hair to black, and my vision to perfect, if you would be so kind, for I know there is that type of magic that can fix it, and that it is often painful."

He obliged and she blissfully fell into the darkness.

Alright, here you are, the next chapter. Please drop me a review, let me know what you liked, disliked, any mistakes you've seen, and any prank ideas! Thanks!

~Kayl