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it's me again so sorry for not updating but I was seriously thinking about deleting this story cuz no one reviews!! But I decided not to and now I'm thinking about writing the first three chapters over again because they were poorly written.

It turned out that Miroku had sneezed and some how it had gotten on Kikyou and she was running to go save herself and her clothes from being "soiled" with orphan germs.

"Who was that?" Sango and Miroku asked as they climbed back onto the bed

"Keh, that was Kikyou, she's a mean and nasty lady who always yells at people," Inuyasha explained, "she's not even really alive anymore, she used to be a priestess and she got bringed back to life by a evil witch"

they all sat in a circle on the bed discussing random things Inuyasha and Miroku fighting about the stupidest things

"I swear, girls really are from Mars!" Miroku yelled in one of his and Inuyasha's pointless fights

"No their not, do you think Sango is from Mars?" Inuyasha retorted

"No Sango is not from Mars, she's from 123 Maple street (Yeah I'm not very creative with villages so she lives on maple street, lol)" he stated matter-of-factly

"Well Sango's a girl right?" Inuyasha asked

"Yeah, but..." Miroku said almost beaten

"Well why don't you just ask them" Inuyasha said pointing to the girls who could both see and here them.

Kagome had her head tilted to the side and was listening intently to the boys' conversation while Sango sat and looked at Miroku like he was a complete idiot (-- kind of like this)

"I'm from Mars?" Kagome asked

"No you're not Kagome" Inuyasha said a little bit tired "You're from Earth just like Me Miroku Sango and everyone else" Inuyasha contemplated something for a few minutes "maybe not everyone, like Kouga he's gotta be from planet crazy or something" Inuyasha finished by sticking his thumbs where his ears would be if he were human and twisting them as he stuck his tung out.

Inuyasha got up and started hopping around still with his hands twisting and tung out

"Eeek alien!!" Sango said pretending to be afraid and getting up and running in circles on the bed

"I'll save us all Sango!" Miroku said pretending that he was an alien hunter "For it is I, Miroku, the great Alien Hunter!!"

Sango giggled as Miroku folded his hands leaving two up from each hand forming somewhat of a fake gun "Oh save me great alien hunter!" Sango pleaded folding her hands together

Miroku pointed his fingers at Inuyasha and put his thumbs down "pew" he said making sound affects

"OH I'm hit!!" Inuyasha said staggering and clutching his chest then he fell down his head in kagome's lap "Save me Oh great Princess of the stars" he said pretending to be dying and reached for kagome weakly

"Only if you promise to never chase Princess Sango again" She said stroking his hair

"I Promise" he said somewhat of a purr coming from some one deep inside his chest as she continued to pet him

Sango giggled "I didn't think dogs purred" she said sticking her tung out at inuyasha, Miroku grabbed it.

"Uoku et oh oth I ung!!" (Translation: Miroku Let go of my tung!!) she tried yelling at him but her words got all messed up. Miroku fell over laughing only to be slapped in the face by Sango, his eyes started to fill with tears, Sango noticed and hugged her friend "I'm sorry Miroku" She said smiling brightly, "but if you ever do that again I'll rip you head off!" she had gone from a warm smile to an evil grin in seconds. Miroku cowered in fear.

DING DING DING a loud bell sounded

"LUNCH!!!" Inuyasha and kagome yelled in unison running to the main hall dragging Miroku and sango behind them.