Yeah, I know I should be working on Galacta Knight Chronicles, but this popped into my head, and I just couldn't resist. Enjoy!
THE ADVENTURES OF ANGRY BOB
By Rat
Angry Bob was angry.
Angry Bob wanted to be happy.
He saw pictures of Boy Scouts camping, and they were happy.
"If I go camping and experience the untamed outdoors, then I will be happy." he vowed.
So Angry Bob bought a tent from Academy Sports and went into the forest to camp.
After he had pitched it up, a small, weak bear cub limped into the camp.
Bob took pity on it and gave it some of his food and let it warm up by his fire.
And Angry Bob grew happy.
"Despite all the dangers you can face in life, it just goes to show that you can find a friend in even the worst of situations." Angry Bob reflected.
Just then, the cub's parents wandered into the camp.
They saw Angry Bob holding their cub and pounced.
They ripped Angry Bob to shreds and feasted on his flesh.
THE END
Rat then turned to Pig, who was watching him type, and said, "Camping's just unbearable, isn't it?"
I know it's not original, but as I said, it just popped into my head. Also note: If a situation similar to this has been used in a comic, I did not rip it off. Tally Ho!