Chapter Two
Shane Skywalker, Dave Solo and Chewbacca strolled through the caravan park, heading towards Uncle Toby-Wan Kenobi's caravan.
Finding his van, they knocked on the door, which was immediately opened by Uncle Toby, who was holding a bowl of Uncle Toby cereal.
"What do you want? Oh, hey Dave. Chewbacca." He said, nodding his head at Shane's two companions. "You must be Shane Skywalker. Come, Princess Shazza needs our help."
So Shane Skywalker, Uncle Toby-Wan Kenobi, Dave Solo and Chewbacca set off further into the Caravan park, calling out for Princess Shazza.
"Princess Shazza! Where are you?" Shane called, eager to meet her.
"Shazza?" Uncle Toby-Wan called.
"Help me Uncle Toby-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope!" Came a familiar call from behind a caravan.
The foursome raced around the back of it and saw Princess Shazza holding a pie with a bite taken out of it, looking distressed.
"What's wrong, Princess Shazza?" Dave Solo asked.
"This pie's dry!" Princess Shazza said, looking hopelessly at her pie.
"Use the sauce, Shazza, use the sauce." Uncle Toby-Wan said, presenting her with a bottle of ketchup.
"Aw, cheers, Toby-Wan! Good call!" She said, squirting the sauce on the pie and sitting down to enjoy it.
"Well now that's sorted out, let's thwart Kane Vader!" Shane said, eager to destroy the man so intent on getting vital caravan park positions.
"Yeah, let's fuck 'em up, Shane." Said Dave Solo, to a roar from Chewbacca.
They raced back through the caravan park, heading toward's the caravan of the evil Kane Vader.
"Wait, stop. I hear something." Dave Solo said, holding up a hand.
They listened intently to the sound. It sounded as though someone was having trouble breathing.
"It's him." Shane said, turning around to face Kane Vader, who was standing behind them.
Chewbacca roared and ran at Kane Vader, but wasn't fast enough. Kane Vader pulled out a gun and shot a tranquilizer dart at Chewbacca's neck.
Chewbacca went down, moaning, clutching his neck, then passing out.
"Noooo! Dave Solo cried, charging at Kane Vader with his Light Saber.
"Uncle Toby, we have to do something! Uncle Toby, where are you going?!" Shane called to the retreating figure of Uncle Toby-Wan Kenobi.
"I've got to go film a commercial!" Uncle Toby said with an evil grin.
"What are you talking about?!" Shane yelled, thinking he'd misheard.
"I'm not who I seem, Shane." Uncle Toby said with a laugh, he then put his hands behind his head and brought them down his back, the sound of a zipper being zipped was heard over the cries of Kane Vader and Dave Solo.
A huge green lizard stepped out of the costume that Shane had thought was Uncle Toby-Wan Kenobi.
"What the hell? Giddy Goanna?" Shane said, confused beyond belief as he saw the annoying lizard who featured in the Giddy Goanna ads, teaching kids about swimming safely.
"Yes, I am Giddy Goanna! And I fooled you all! Suckers!" Giddy said, running off into the distance.
"Bastard!" Shane called out. "Scaly backstabber!"
Shane continued to insult Giddy Goanna, long after he had disappeared into the distance when a cry distracted him.
Dave Solo was lying on the ground, dead. His head was severed from his body, his Light Saber rolling out his limp hand.
"You mother-fucking son of a bitch!" Shane called, swinging his Light Saber furiously at Kane Vader."
"Luke – Ah crap, wrong line sorry." Kane Vader corrected himself. "Shane, I am your father."
"Yeah, you and every other bloke in the caravan park, pull the other one!" Shane said, attempting to behead Kane Vader with his Light Saber.
"No, really, I'm your Father! Ach – Ach!" Kane Vader choked, his breathing sounding worse and worse.
"Arrrgghhhh!" Shane cried, and bringing his Light Saber down on Kane Vader's head as he crouched, gasping on the ground.
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1 Week Later
Shane and Chewbacca sat in their caravan, eating pies. They were in the best spot in the caravan park, they were near the pie shop, and the showers and toilets, and they were in love.
THE END
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Yeah, I know the ending's lame, but I couldn't think of anything else. So, review!