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Mark and Collins ran 20 blocks to the loft hiding behind every tree and trashcan they came across in hopes of avoiding Olivia.
"God I hope we lost her!" Collins yelled as they quickly opened the loft door ran in and shut the door behind them as they locked it and put the kitchen table in front of the door
"I highly doubt it Collins" Mark told him with a worried look on his face "Watch her be the master of moving tables away from doors with her mind"
"Rog!" Collins yelled "Roger where are you?"
"OH MY GOD COLLINS!" Mark yelled "SHE CAN STILL GET IN!"
"Mark we blocked the loft door" Collins told him "She can't get in"
"But we diden't block off the fire escape!" Mark yelled as he grabbed everything he could find and stacked it against the fire escape window
"ROGER!" Collins yelled "Get out here and help us!"
"No!" Roger yelled from under his bed "I refuse to come out"
"She's not here Roger!" Collins yelled
"Fine!" Roger yelled "It was crowded under my bed anyways"
"Anyways....." Mark stared at Roger "How about you go and block off the bathroom window?"
"How about I already did" Roger said with a smile "I did that before I hid under the bed"
"Mark what are you guys making for lunch?" Collins asked them
"Nothing why?" Mark replied as he continued to stack things
"Oh I'm making brownies!" Roger said once again with a smile
"So you had time to come home and block off our bathroom window and make brownies and still manage to hide?" Mark asked him
"Yes I did" Roger proudly replied "It's called Multi-tasking"
"Yeah Great Rog" Collins told him "Except....YOUR FUCKING BROWNIES STARTED A FIRE!!!!!!!!"
"Oh god!" Roger yelled "Help me put it out!"
"Alright I'll grab a tarp and Collins you grab some wet towels!" Mark yelled
"Or you could just use the fire Extinguisher!" Olivia said as she pulled one out from nowhere and put the fire out in under a split second
"Holy shit!" Roger jumped 50 feet in the air "How the hell did you get in here!"
"I used my Genie/Witch powers to teleport myself here" Olivia told them "Then I tried to get in and there was a table blocking the door so I used my mind to move the table!"
"I knew it!" Mark told Collins "Told you!"
"I guess you were right" Collins agreed "Why don't I have clothes yet?"
"Well that's ok....I'll cover you...Literally...hehehehe" Olivia Giggled "Once Angel's dead we can all move here"
"You need to stop saying that" Collins told her "In fact you need to leave all of us alone....Especially Roger your going to put the boy in the nut house"
"Oh well I'll talk to you sexy ass boys later" Olivia told them "I'm off to work!"
"I really know that I'm going to regret asking this...." Roger said "What exactly is your job?"
"Oh I'm a Karate teaching Doctor Chef who paints" Olivia told him "My second job is a Junkie stripper who's secretly a popstar"
"Yeah I knew I was gonna regret asking that" Roger told Mark
"But I'm currently off on maternity leave" Olivia added in "Because I'm 6 months pregnant with triplets one from each of you"
"How...." Mark asked "I seriously just met you like 2 hours ago how the hell are you 6 months pregnant with my child?"
"Are you denying my triplets?" Olivia asked
"Yes" Mark told her
"What about you Collins are you denying your child too?" Olivia demanded to know "Lemme guess You to Roger? I thought you were different! I'm going to get a paternity test!" and with that Olivia ran out the door
"At this point in time I'm glad I'm gayer then Gay" Collins said staring at the loft door Olivia ran out of
"How is she 6 months pregnant with triplets with 3 different fathers?" Mark asked "Woulden't she be showing by now?"
"Hey! I just realized something!" Roger yelled "If she's a doctor she could do the paternity test herself! FOR FREE! That would save alot of money"
Collins and Mark just glared at him "Shut up Roger!"
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(*Meanwhile at Joanne and Maureen's Apartment*)
*Knock Knock*
"Um...Hi?" Joanne asked as she opened the door "Can I help you?"
"Oh Joanne! help me!" Olivia threw herself into Joanne "I need you right now more then ever!"
"Do I know you?" Joanne asked
"Joanne!" Maureen yelled "There is a hot girl crying in your arms! who the hell is she?" Maureen asked as she came near Olivia
"Oh Maureen!" Olivia cried and hugged her "Why would Mark do this to me???!!! I can't believe him how could he deny our love child!"
"Who are you exactly?" Maureen asked
"I'm Olivia and I'm 6 months pregnant and he's denying it!" Olivia cried more
"Oh you poor thing!" Joanne "I can't believe him!"
"I can't believe he knocked someone up and never mentioned it to me" Maureen told Joanne "Here sit down and lets talk"
"I don't know what I did wrong!" Olivia stopped crying and yelled "I was the best girlfriend Genie witch kung fu master and cheese maker supermodel with the most amazing boobs ever and he goes and does this to me!"
"Let's go to the loft right now and curse Mark out!" Maureen announced as she grabbed Olivia and Joanne and ran out the door