Disclaimer: Harry potter I don' town him The second generation kids, not mine either. This 20$ bill in my hand, still not mine. Do u see a pattern?

As fun as quidditch is (not!) I decided that I should at least talk to someone during the next few hours.

HOGWARTZ ONLINE

V4VENDETTA: hOlA!!

Death_boy_12: hey

Death_boy_12: who is this again???

V4VENDETTA: I don't know

Death_boy_12: How can you nopt know?

Death_boy_12: eh whatever im etain and apple

V4VENDETTA: WHAT! Wheredya get that!!!

Death_boy_12: Ahhh! Now I have ur attention…. Ill trade ya

V4VENDETTA: trade what?

Death_boy_12: Who are you tell me and I'll tell ya

V4VENDETTA: tell me first

Death_boy_12: ok ya kno the portrait of all that fruit?

V4VENDETTA: uh yes? How is that relevant

Death_boy_12: tickle the pair

V4VENDETTA: you mean pear right

Death_boy_12: YES! What is it w/ you and perfect grammar? Tickle it and thr painting will swing open like ur portrait whole be nice to the houselves and they'll give ya stuff

V4VENDETTA: like apple?

Death_boy_12: isn't that what the whole conversation had benn about?

V4VENDETTA: yeah sorry blonde moment

Death_boy_12: Hey! Blondie here!

V4VENDETTA: DUH! Now are you a chick or a dude

Death_boy_12: Wait im supposed 2 be askin the questions! Not u!

V4VENDETTA: too bad! Chick or dude?

Death_boy_12: meaning?

V4vendetta: ok you're a pureblood. But are you a chick*girl or dude* boy? Sorry im used to **muggle** speak

Deathg_boy_12: ooh! ****duuuuude*****

V4VENDETTA: SHUT UP!

Death_boy_12: Im not speaking im typing!

Death_boy_12: Gah! Im using grammar ur rubbing off on me!

V4VENDETTA: What grammar?

Death_boy_12: I used a capital at the begging of a sentence!!!

V4VENDETTA: chill it was an I that happens automatically

Death_boy_12: it does?

V4VENDETTA: ya? Wow technologically impaired dude

Death_boy_12: as u said my parents are like the craziest purebloods out there

V4VENDETTA: well be thankful u have parents I can't even stay in a foster home very long.

Death_boy_12: what happened to ur parents?

V4VENDETTA: my moms in rehab and my dad is out there he left before I was born. Like the day I was conceived pretty much

Death_boy_12: thats low

V4ENDETTA: APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*JEANS* BOOTS WITH FUR *FUR*

Death_boy_12:huh?

V4VENDETTA: It's a song, by Flo Rida

Death_boy_12: like the state?

V4VENDETTA: no like the singer

Death_boy_12: WHATEVER! Back to the guessing game!!!

V4VENDETTA: ok so you're blonde and a pureblod and you're a guy

Death_boy_12: no im gessing now.

V4VENDETTA: okay shoot

Death_boy_12: fine boy girl?

V4VENDETTA: no I only have one gender

Death_boy_12: OMGGG!

V4VENDETTA: omggg?

Death_boy_12: Oh My Gosh Golly Goodness?

V4VENDETTA: and apparently you are gay are you Mike?

Death_boy_12: Finnegan? No??? is he gay?

V4Vendetta: Yeah he is why you didn't know that he came out of the closet last month I think.

Death_boy_12: that explains the quiditch game last year. Soi hes really gay?

V4VENDETTA: What happened last year? And of course hes of the… musical persuision haven't you ever heard him talk?

Death_boy_12: no I havent and hes not me obviously no im not gay are you Strait?

V4VENDETTA: no im gay

Death_boy_12: YIOU ARE!

V4VENDETTA: course cos I like guys.

James chose that exact moment to fly up to me on his broom. "So who is the lucky dude." He asked waggling his eyebrows.

"James!" I whined "don't sneak up on me!''

"Haha but it's so super duper fun." He said innocently. I almost believed him, almost being the key word Rose warned me the other day in the common room that James was just like his dad.

"Ooh! Shiny" He said snatching away my laptop. "Who're you talking to?"

" I don't know?" I stuttered.

"Well we can't have that now can we." He started typing and flying around the box. He was too fast though, the second I reached to grab at him he flew just out of my reach fingers brushing his faded denim jeans.

"Give it back! Don't be mean!"

"No I don't think I will!" H dropped the laptop and grabbed me.

"Ahhh! I'm terribly afraid of heights!" drawing out the 'e' and mixing it with another scream of it's own. "What about everyone else?" I whispered. Opening one eye. The second I did I wished I hadn't we were well above the height of the castle. He chuckled when I wrapped my arms tighter around his stomach.

"It's been over for about a ½ an hour."

"But you said it was an hour long." I said menacingly.

"Yes it still is." James said cocking an eyebrow a gesture I'm quickly growing fond of. It shows when he's about to trick or deceive someone. "But I was late." I gave him a faded ½ smile before I realized how high up we were. My arms instantly locked around his stomach as my mouth opened to tell him off. "Look." James said pointing. The giant squid made a perfect arch melting into the golden light of the sunset. I started smiling so I bit my lip.

"Don't be afraid to smile, if you are then I will have to force you" He said pushing the corners of my mouth up, then quickly brushing his fingers over it. "well I gotta go he said suddenly." Dropping me off at my box. When I got back I noticed my screen blinking "Oh uh duel personalities much?" What had James said? I quickly scanned the other part.

"ur a stalker stop talking to me or ill hex u then have you drawn, cornered then tossed in the lake!"

"James!" I screamed even though I knew he wouldn't be able to hear me. I quickly typed back

V4VENDETTA: Sorry laptop was stolen when I was kidnapped. Please forgive, loves 'n' hugs

I scrambled to gather all my stuff quickly taking a peek at my watch. "Oh shit I'm late for dinner!"

"Need some help?"

"Thanks Nick but I don't think you could hold anything, being dead and all." Can he?

"Well then how about a companion to walk up to the castle with? Hw is so old fashioned, I love it!

"How is your school year coming along?" This is what it's like to have a real parent I imagine. Someone who cares about what inconsequential thing happened in our mundane lives, acting like they actually care. Helping us through everyday fiascos just so we can make it to our austere triumphs. It's almost depressing that I haven't and anyone care about me like this until now. And now it's all because of a centuries dead nearly headless man. "well here we are. Ladies first."

"thank you" I said scurrying off to my house table. "Great more meat, chicken ham turkey have they never heard of a salad?" I've lost about five pounds from lack of eating.

"You going to eat that?" Scamander yelled from the raven claw table.

"Whatever." I shouted back.

"You know you have to eat something." Someone whispered into my neck.

I absolutely hate guessing games I'm terrible at them sorry 'bout that its kinda like an inside joke… with myself! Cos I'm just that cool. And I have no friends. Which is why I'm on fan fiction all day.*smiles awkwardly* well m done… for now! My spell check was freaking out so if I have to fix a word it would delete the letter next to it. I was too lazy top go over and fix it later so get over it.