AN: Well here it is, the next installment of Evangelion: Show me where baby. I'd like to give a big thanks to my bud DCL1981 who has been a big help with giving me some more ideas for this story! Without him this story wouldn't be half as well organized as it is now! Also I'm just gonna let you all know I'm working on extending the length of the chapters. Hopefully this one will be my longest yet. Anyway without further adieu, ENJOY AND REVIEW!

Misato stared down the two teenagers sitting across from her, both of which held the looks of those about to be condemned to death. Asuka looked torn between trying to remember last nights events, and delivering another slap to the male she had awoken next to, whom still had the red imprint of her hand on his cheek. However for his part, Shinji seemed a little more relaxed than Asuka did, after all he wasn't the one who had woken up completely nude and barely covered by sheets. He grinned a bit remembering just how that had occurred, as it wasn't often that he would forget an entire night..

Asuka scoffed at the screen, swaying a bit as she had already consumed about a quarter bottle of vodka. Shinji noting that Asuka couldn't really hold her liquor, while not drunk Asuka was already a bit tipsy and he could tell she was almost lost.

"Hah! That girl's supposed to be one of the most beautiful girls in Sparta?" She pointed her finger accusingly as the image of the young oracle girl danced on the screen. "They must not have a very good selection then!"

Shinji, who had only been listening half heartedly, smirked. "Bullshit, she looks just like you Asuka!" He replied, waving his hand dismissively as he watched the German girl's eyes turn red with anger.

"Are you accusing me and her of being in the same class!" She yelled, narrowing her eyes as she jumped off the couch, towering over Shinji.

The brown haired boy paused the movie, then glanced at the scree, then back at Asuka. "Well you're right... can't really be in the same class, one of you is higher..." The redhead girl smirked at this, knowing she had won. "However she's the one half naked so... she wins!"

Needless to say he promptly received a not so soft blow to the back of the head. "Oww!" He muttered, rubbing the back of his head. "What the hell?"

Asuka puffed her chest out proudly. "I'll show you that I'm always number one in terms of beauty!" With that she ran straight into her room where Shinji heard the ruffling from her sheets.

"Hmm?" Not ten seconds later the redhead popped back into view, only this time clad in a white bed sheet, draped around her.

Instantly, Shinji's eyes bugged out, as he was quite sober still. With a sigh he glanced at an untouched bottle of vodka, popping the cork and smiling. "I'm gonna need this..." With that he proceeded to chug the entire bottle.

The rest of his memory was a blur but he distinctly remembered Asuka dancing around in an attempt to mimic the oracle girl, though Shinji decided he much liked seeing such a thing up close... especially when it was the image of Asuka.

Shinji fell out of his little flashback and noticed that neither of the female's seemed as if they were going to say anything and he was going to have to take the initiative. With a sigh he leaned forward, resting his elbows on the table. "So I-"

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU TWO THINK YOU WERE DOING?!" Misato's outburst caused both teens to jump, startled by just how loud their guardian could get. Misato had jumped up, slamming both hands down on the kitchen table in anger, her eyes were narrowed so much that Shinji had thought he saw slits in them for a moment.

"I... uh... look Red was only like that because sh-"

Once again Shinji was cut off by a roaring Misato. "I don't care if you and Asuka slept together, what I'm pissed about is-"

This time Misato was cut off by the two red faced teens. "WE DID NOT SLEEP TOGETHER!!" They cried out in unison, before both looking at the other and turning away, flushed in embarrassment.

The purple haired woman merely gritted her teeth. "I don't care about what you two may, or may not have done with each other last night, what I'm pissed about... is this!" She exclaimed, pointing to the cast amount of bottles and cans that littered the floor, to this Shinji merely blinked.

"So we drank a little... It's not a big deal I mean come on! You were a teenager once, didn't you ever get drunk off your ass before it was legal?" He asked, shrugging and blowing one of his bangs out of his line of sight.

Misato nodded, though her face remained contorted in anger. "I don't care that you drank, what I care about is that you drank MY alcohol! You had no right to do that, you two went through almost an entire month's worth of pay!" She cried out, tearing up at the thought of her precious booze lost.

Asuka nearly fell over at that comment. "Are you serious! All you care about is the money? Well then we'll just pay you back!" She exclaimed, deciding that this would be over soon enough if they just paid Misato back and they wouldn't have to hear anymore of it.

"Oh no, it's not going to be that simple, obviously I've been too lax as a guardian in all ways, I've even allowed you to goof around so much your grades have fallen, or did you think I hadn't seen these report cards?" She questioned, pulling out two flash drives with the school label, instantly causing both Asuka and Shinji to cringe. "That's right, I know all about it, Shinji you failed the last two Physics tests and Asuka, you're way behind in Tech, the teacher says you aren't even making an effort!"

Shinji sighed, shaking his head. "Fine, we'll study more... it's not a big deal, take me a week... two tops to get the grade up." He muttered under his breath about "stupid physics teachers" though neither of the two women heard it.

"That's not good enough, I'm making up for my being so laid back right now! As of now you two are under house arrest!" Misato for once used a tone of authority that Shinji had not yet heard, yet Asuka seemed to know meant trouble.

"WHAT! You can't do that!" The two teens once again cried out in unison, eyes wide with disbelief.

"I can and already have set it up, you're schoolwork is being transferred here and neither of you are leaving this apartment until I say otherwise." Was the only reply given as Misato suddenly stood up, putting on her coat. "You two aren't leaving this apartment, I've already set up a list of chores on the fridge, you get one hour of television a day after your schoolwork is finished, you're going to be staying within each other's sites at all time, you're eating, breathing, and sleeping together from this point on."

Asuka's jaw dropped and she narrowed her eyes in anger. "What? Why do we have to do everything together?"

Misato pointed a single finger up, closing her eyes and speaking matter-o-factly. "Because if you two stay together it helps ensure that you can get the chores done faster, plus I can only view one of the cameras at a time so it helps if you're in the same room."

"CAMERAS?" Shinji cried out, his eyes wide. "What do you mean cameras?" He asked, double-taking.

The elder woman nodded to the two teens. "Yep, set them up in every room but the bathrooms, so if you two are gonna try anything together,you best do it in there!" Misato giggled to herself as she watched Shinji and Asuka turn redder by the second.

"You mean we have to be in the bathroom at the same time as well?"

"Yep, now both of you hand over your cells, and Shinji I want your keys." Misato stated, holding out her hand expectantly as she tapped her foot.

Slowly, both of them reached into their pockets and handed over their cell phones, cringing as Misato stuffed them in her coat pocket. She then turned to Shinji, who shook his head stubbornly. "Hand them over Shinji!" She commanded, making Asuka wince.

The brown haired boy put on a worried look. "You're not gonna drive it are you? Please tell me you're not gonna drive my bike!" He whimpered out, knowing that all was lost if Misato crashed his bike.

"Only if you don't hand the keys over this very second!" Misato commanded harshly, making Shinji sigh as he trugged over to the coat rack, fishing his jacket pockets and pulling out a small set of silver keys, tossing them to his guardian.

With a smile the elder woman grinned, catching the keys and stuffing them in her pocket. "Now today since I haven't got your schoolwork your just going to do one chore today, but tomorrow you better be ready cause you won't get as much time for rest!"

Asuka pursed her lips, frowning heavily while Shinji merely sighed. "So what do we have to do?"

"This is disgusting!" Asuka cried out, picking up yet another beer bottle and tossing it in the black trash bag she had with her, shivering at the sticky feeling left on her fingertips, letting out a whine as she shook her hand as if to just whip the sticky goo off.

The brown haired boy who was cleaning off Misato's desk nodded in agreement. "How the hell can she have gotten so much beer built up in just three weeks!" He exclaimed exasperatedly, crunching another beer can and tossing it into his own bag. "More importantly can't she clean her own damn room?"

The two had already been clearing the remnants of Misato's constant drinking binges for well over two hours, and there were still many cans and bottles alike littering their guardians room.

"Hah! In the five years I've been living with Misato she's never once cleaned up a damn thing."

Shinji glanced back at the red haired girl, teetering on a heavy decision. What he was about to ask was a major violation of an unspoken rule for those who did not live with their parents. "Hey... Asuka?"

Said girl stopped suddenly, Shinji had never once used her name ever since he had come up with he nickname. "Hmm?" She glanced back at the brown haired teen, tucking her hair out of her face.

"I was just wondering... why do you live with Misato anyway?" He turned around fully, leaning back against the dresser as he looked at her.

"W... well I don't have anywhere else to go." Was the meek reply as the girl returned to cleaning.

Shinji sighed. "But you're father is still alive."

Asuka stopping abruptly and swallowing hard. "H-how did you know that?" She asked, her hands trembling a bit as she slowly began to turn her head back again.

"Aldus Roken Soryu is a high ranking government official in Germany, working for the eastern military branch... in other words, i looked up Soryu and his name came up... sorry I was just bored during tech class..." He replied, shaking his head and going back to cleaning off the last few cans. "I shouldn't have pried, if it's anything like my situation then you just don't get along with your dad..."

The redheaded girl fiddled with the hem of her jean skirt, biting her lip. "He killed my mother."

This time Shinji was the one to halt, his eyes wide after acquiring this new bit of information. "He... killed her?"

"Not directly... there was an accident... and my mother, she couldn't think right." Asuka took a deep breath, sitting down at the edge of Misato's futon and glancing off to the side. "She was admitted into a hospital and Papa he... he had an affair with mama's doctor... and she killed herself."

It didn't take long for Shinji to find that the young girl was shaking, and that she had wiped a few stray tears from her eyes. 'She's the one who found her mother...' He noted, seeing the way she had reacted, though as quickly as her weak state had appeared it vanished.

A pregnant silence followed, and Shinji was never one for enjoying silence, decided to break it, as well as the topic. "Hey Red, lets finish up Misato did say once we were done with her room we could have the rest of the day to ourselves, I'm sure we can find something to do here..."

The redhead immediately nodded, smiling, all traces of the dampening mood from the conversation before instantly evaporating and replaced with a resolve to finish their chore. "Right!"

It only took the two another hour and a half to finish up, having picked up all the beer cans and bottles, as well as Misato's clothes that had been left around. Asuka had been forced by Shinji to pick up most of them seeing as almost everything seemed to be a different form of lingerie, to which the redhead merely smirked.

"Phew... man i didn't know it could take so long to clean a room." Asuka rasped out, exhausted as she flopped down on Misato's futon, stretching a bit.

The dull-blue eyed boy nodded in agreement cracking his neck to the side as he leaned against the wall. "I bet you anything it'll be back to the way it was within two weeks..."

The red headed girl only shrugged. "Well hopefully we'll be able to get out of this place by then..."

Shinji smirked a bit, glancing around, wondering if he could find a bit of dirt on Misato while they were in her room, even if she did have a camera in here somewhere, he could be very discreet when he wanted to. After about a minute of searching Misato's desk and dresser surfaces, he sighed, knowing that if he opened any drawer he'd be questioned about it by the purple haired woman. Gritting his teeth, he punched the top of her desk lightly, causing a small lamp that she had on her desk to fall off and hit the floor.

"Crap!"

Asuka glanced over as Shinji fumbled with a small black lamp, hoping that he hadn't broken it. "What are you doing dummkopf?" She asked, exasperated.

The brown haired teen merely rolled his eyes. "Nothing don't worry... good it didn't break... hey what's this... black light?" He tilted his head curiously as he flicked the switch, when he turned his head toward Asuka however, his eyes bugged out, giving him the look of a deer caught in the headlights of a car.

"Shinji... what's with you? What are you looking at?" She questioned, turning her head behind her, almost immediately her look became a clone of Shinji's.

There, on the opposite wall, glowing brightly due to the effects of the black light, were numerous stains starting from the middled of the wall, which happened to be near Misato's thigh level. A trail of bright glowing stains followed down, all the way to the futon, which Asuka was currently laying down on, the largest of said stains, being about three centimeters from the redheads hand.

Slowly, Shinji shut off the black light, looking at Asuka, who met his gaze with wide, disgusted eyes.

"OH MY GOD!"

The two scrambled to their feet, rushing themselves out of their guardians room and slamming the door shut behind them.

"Wh... what the hell? When has she had a guy over here?" Asuka's voice was shaky as she shook with disbelief and disgust.

Shinji gulped, taking deep breaths as he tried to get the horrid images out of his head. "I know she's come home for lunch a few times when we were at school... there's usually a few more bottles out than before we leave... do you think that's when she...?"

Both of the teens shivered at the thought.

"That was... disturbing..." Gendo Ikari muttered, his hands folded in front of his chin as he glanced at the video monitor, his eyes clouded by the shine from his sunglasses.

"Indeed... Ryoji, Katsuragi, could you try to be more ...discreet with your relationship." Commander Fuyutsuki called out, his eye twitching in annoyance as he looked down upon the two embarrassed adults.

"Ah... sorry, though they're doing pretty well together aren't they?" Kaji chuckled through his embarrassment , rubbing the back of his neck.

Next to him Misato nodded. "Yeah, she's opening up to him about her past... and Shinji seems curious and wanting to know more about Asuka."

"Hmm... it is going well... what's the estimated arrival time of scenario two?" The elder Ikari asked, bringing up a zoomed in image of his son, his eyes narrowing in thought.

Misato glanced down at her clipboard, raising an eyebrow. "Scenario two should arrive from the United States within four weeks at the least... sir are you sure we should bring in scenario two... I mean, the project is going along better than we hoped, is it really necessary?"

"We must take in all accounts if we are to ensure the best results... we can't tell if the status of the subjects haven't changed... it's for the good of mankind." Came the strict reply, causing the two before him to sigh.

'You mean for the good of your standing... you're pushing it Gendo.' Kaji narrowed his eyes slightly at the man, shaking his head. "Well if that's all we'll be leaving now..." he grinned, wrapping one arm around Misato's waist, causing her to whack him over the head with her clipboard.

Gendo nodded, returning to the large monitor and studying it. "Very well, you're dismissed... and Katsuragi!"

The purple haired woman looked up. "Yes sir?"

"...Wash your sheets."

Shinji grumbled incoherently as he leaned against the doorway of Asuka's room, rolled up swim trunks in his hand. "This is ridiculous..." He muttered as Asuka rummaged through her closet.

"Oh be quiet, you didn't think I'd actually bathe with you nude did you?" She asked, finally finding her favorite red bikini and holding it to her chest as she walked out of her room, Shinji following behind her, his eyes drifting down as the fiery red head swished her hips back and forth.

"Don't flatter yourself Red, all I mean is that I'm pretty damn sure there's a law about forcing two people to bathe together!" He cried out, glancing off to the side as they made their way down the hall and towards Shinji's bathroom. 'Feh... course I didn't think that... damnit! Now I can't stop thinking about it!' It was times like these that Shinji cursed his habit of over thinking situations, and his VERY detailed imagination.

He was shaken out of his thoughts when he noticed that they had already entered his bathroom, though it was really both Shinji's and Asuka's seeing as how she seemed to use it more than he did.

"Alright, now turn around and don't you dare peek while I'm changing!" Asuka commanded, walking over toward the rather large bath, turning the water on and allowing it to begin filling up. "Now turn around."

Shinji sighed, doing as she asked and took this opportunity to change into his trunks as well. He slowly tilted his head, his eyes gazing back upon the figure of his female roommate, who had stripped down to only her panties and bra. A small smirk played on the young mans lips as he watched her slide the white cotton panties past her ankles, her bare ass wiggling a bit, almost mocking him.

"You're not peeking are you?"

Luckily the brown haired boy turned his head just in time, to avoid being caught staring by the fiery red headed girl, who looked back to check on him. "Feh, of course I'm not... geez."

Asuka pouted a bit before turning back and unclasping her bra, letting it fall to the floor. She was a bit disappointed that he hadn't been staring at her, albeit she had no idea why, but she found it as a confidence boost during the few times that she had caught Shinji staring at her in classes, or while doing homework, and here she was almost fully nude and he didn't so much as take a glance! Sighing she swiftly finished changing into her swimsuit, as she tied her top together she turned around, finding that Shinji had already finished changing into his black and red swim trunks.

"You can turn around now." She told her male companion, and he did so with only a seconds hesitation.

'Damn...' Seemed to be the appropriate thing that went through Shinji's mind as he took in Asuka's appearance. Sure he had seen her completely nude before, but damnit if she didn't look good in red... especially when the bikini happened to be just one or two sizes too small. Without a word he made his way over to the already filled tub, climbing in as Asuka did the same.

The large bath tub easily fit them both, being about ten feet in diameter it truly fit the description of a master bathroom. Asuka let out an appreciative sigh as she slowly submerged herself in the steaming hot water, leaning back against the edge of the tub. "So good..."

Shinji chuckled, rolling his eyes as he noted how the young girls skin simply glowed when wet. "You know... I could swear I claimed this bathroom for myself... and you use it more than me!"

Grinning Asuka merely winked at Shinji. "Well of course, I told you I wanted this bathroom, and I always get what i want!" She replied giggling a bit as she turned on the jets to the tub, moaning softly as the pressurized water worked across her back.

"Yeah, everything but a passing grade in Tech." He muttered, arching his back and rolling his neck as the water massaged his back as well.

The redhead narrowed her eyes, sitting up straighter than she had been a moment before. "Coming from the boy who can't pass physics! It's the easiest class we have!" She countered crossing her arms over her chest.

"Yeah, but I never was good at that scientific crap... It's just so stupid." Came the stubborn reply, as Shinji ducked his head underwater, rising up a few moments later, his long, wet hair framing his face as he resurfaced.

Asuka blushed slightly at the rather attractive way Shinji looked with his hair wet, though shook her head. "Well what are you having trouble with?" She asked, tilting her head a bit.

Shinji shrugged, grabbing the shampoo Asuka had brought with her and began lathering it through his hair. "Hmm... that chapter on thermal expansion... it confuses me." He replied, scooping up some water in his hands and dumping it over himself in order to rinse out the shampoo.

The redhead gawked at him dumbfoundly as she lathered the shampoo into her own hair. "Thermal expansion? Are you kidding me, that's kid's stuff!" She cried out, laughing, which caused Shinji to blush in irritation and embarrassment as Asuka rinsed off her hair.

"Oh shut up!"

The baby blue eyed girl only smiled and gave out another small laugh. "Here, let me put it into words you'll understand. Most things get bigger when they get hotter... here." She placed her own hands over her breasts, pushing in slightly. "If I were to warm up my breasts with my hands do you think they'd get bigger or smaller?" She asked, looking back at the brown haired boy across from her, who was only giving her a blank look.

Asuka was about to ask if something was wrong, as Shinji hadn't said anything and only continued to stare blankly at her. "Hey... are you o-pfft!" The red head coughed, spitting up a bit of water that had just been splashed onto her face, unfortunately her mouth was open so consequently she had swallowed some.

Blinking in order to get the water out of her eyes, she was greeted by a smirking Shinji, who looked rather pleased with himself. "That's what you get for being a tease." He remarked, chuckling to himself as Asuka blew a wet band out of her eyes, glaring at him.

"Oh yeah?" Asuka grinned darkly, picking up a wooden back scrubber and holding it over her head threateningly. Shinji gulped as he caught the look in Asuka's eye. Instantly he had jumped up, barely dodging a playful swing as Asuka stood up herself. "Get back here!" The redhead cried out, laughing a bit as she proceeded to chase Shinji around the large tub.

"Feh not a chance Red you're gonna have to do better than th-AH!" Shinji let out a slight cry of surprise as he slipped on the wet tile, causing Asuka to bump into him. He grunted as he turned, falling on his back and hitting his head on the tile floor. "Oww..." He moaned out, his eyes fluttering open, and both teens instantly flushed once more.

Asuka had landed on top of Shinji and was currently straddling him as her breasts pressed up against his chest. Her long red hair covered the two like a veil as they continued to stare into each other's eyes.

"..."

"..."

"...Well this is awkward."

"Kinda."

Slowly, albeit a bit hesitantly the two untangled themselves, Asuka pushing herself up as Shinji sat up rubbing his head.

"You alright?"

The brown haired boy nodded, rubbing his throbbing head. "Yeah... just a bump."

Neither mentioned anything about that incident for quite a while.

It had been six days since Misato's punishment had began and the two had fallen into a rather simple routine. Chores in the morning (Though they had bluntly refused to do anymore work in Misato's room after the first day), then Misato would drop off their homework during her lunch break, smelling oddly like Kaji's cigarette brand and only slightly drunk. Then about two hours of homework before they would watch a DVD, and after that the two would take a bath before heading off to bed.

Today however, they had finished their homework early, and as consequence the movie had ended early as well, giving them plenty of time to do absolutely nothing.

Shinji himself was merely sitting with his back against the doorway of the kitchen, one headphone in as he tapped his finger to the beat his SDAT was providing. While Asuka was laying her head down on the kitchen table, pouting at how slowly the time was passing.

"Hey Shinji?"

The boy in question, pulled his headphones out of his ears and shut off his SDAT. "What?"

"You wanna kiss me?"

AN: Well there it is my friends, thanks for reading, now review! And wait for the next chapter which I think you all will like! There was a lot more Asuka/Shinji goodness in this chapter than I had originally intended but I hope you guys liked it.

Once again... review!