My sister is insane
Once upon a time hannibal was taking a shower when suddenly a whole onslaught of tentascles came out of his shower head and wrapped around his body and pulled him inside.
Hannibal was very upset about the whole ordeal and he made his upsettiness known throughout the house by using vibrations in his vocal chords which were located in his throat. The said vocalizations went something like this:
"HOLY GINNY KISSSING HARRYS! CLARICE! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY HORRIBLE SHOWER TENCTACLES AND I'M GONNA DIIIIIEEEEE!!!!" he screamed.
Meanwhile in the other room...
Clarice sighed and covered her ears. Stupid things like this happened everyday it seemed. If only she didn't live inside of a retarded fanfiction.