A/N: Excessive use of the word 'fuck', which incidentally happens to be my favorite curse word. And quite a few other choice words.

CHAPTER 4

Eventually, Lily made it to the cafeteria –after having talked herself out of hunting 'Taker down and having her wicked way with him- and retrieved a bottle of water; slumping against the wall. Feeling uncomfortably hot, thanks to her lover no doubt, she tucked the bottle between her knees and pulled a black rubber band off her wrist; quickly pulling her hair up off her neck.

She was going to hell in a hand basket, she just knew it.

"Well there's my beautiful, disappearing wife."

Lily looked up to find John coming towards her.

He arched an eyebrow at how flushed she was, grinning. "Having a hot flash?" He joked, nudging her playfully when her eyes narrowed. "Just playing honey. You stepped AWESOME last night. What happened though? Your brothers were freaking out that you left so suddenly without telling them."

Would John take it badly if she told him she had hooked up with someone? He shouldn't, it wasn't like they had a claim on each other besides apparently they were now friends. She had only met the guy last night after all. "I um, left with someone." She admitted, taking a long swallow of her water. "I called Matt but my phone died." Literally, well, actually it had been brutally murdered. She had had to call her provider to get her number switched to her new cell phone.

John chuckled, nodding understandingly. "That's cool. We can see other people, but you're still my wife."

Lily returned his grin. John was so easy to please. Laughing, she held up her hand, flashing her 'engagement' ring which she adored simply because she loved junk jewelry. "Whatever you say, hubby."

"We need to go out again, this time without the running off. You step like nobody's business and that's cool, I like having someone around who can keep up with me."

"Yeah, that'd be awesome, John." She linked her arm with his, walking alongside him out of the room. "I'd say lets go tell Matt and Jeff the wedding is still on but Matt is probably writing his will."

"Actually, he's praying." Jeff bounced up to them, his eyes narrowing. "It wasn't Cena, was it?"

"Yes, I spent all night long having incredibly hot and wild sex with John. Can't you tell?"

"Is she serious?"

"Man, didn't I tell you? We're engaged, see?" John held up Lily's hand, displaying the gaudy looking ring. "Did you think we were kidding last night about getting married?"

They both started laughing when Jeff's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets.

"And to answer your question, I fucked her three ways from Sunday and she enjoyed every second of it."

"Oh man, that's sick…"

"You wanna know what's sicker?" John leaned in, using a stage whisper. "Your sister is the kinkiest chick I've ever been with."

"WHAT?"

"I think you're the kinky one, John." Lily said seriously, trying to hide her amusement. "Seriously, I didn't know my body could bend like that."

Jeff was turning green AND red, an interesting Christmassy combination.

"That thing, where you had my leg up-" She swung her leg into the air, grinning when John gripped her by the knee, drawing her leg over his hip. Behind them, Jeff was beginning to curse fluently. She couldn't help it she was so limber and John was so eager to poke fun with her. "That was fucking hot, honey."

"WILL YOU TWO FUCKING STOP?"

"Oh no, no this was hot!" John smirked, spinning Lily around and bent her over to where her legs were completely straight and her ass was rubbing against his crotch. He winked when she looked back over her shoulder and licked her lips hungrily. "You bent over while I-"

"ENOUGH!"

"Why does this bother you? It's just sex and she IS my fiancée, moron." John pointed out with a frown.

"You two are fucking sick."

"Tell us something we don't know."

"Hey John, there's a table. Let's do a repeat of last night, when you fucked me in the bathroom on the sink." Lily said in a loud whisper, almost giggling when Jeff clenched his fists. "Jeez Jeffy, go get some of your own and stop watching us!" She did giggle when John hoisted her onto the table, wrapping her legs around his waist. "Now was it like this… or this…"

"Cena, I swear to God, if you don't step away from her, I'm going to rip your head off."

"Not the lower one, I use that!" Lily shouted, her green eyes wide with mock anxiety.

John had to bury his face in her shoulder to keep his laughter hidden, knowing that would totally blow their little charade. "Mmmm…" He began moving his head, knowing from Jeff's growl it looked like what he had intended it too: like he was kissing her neck. "So soft, man… her lips are completely kissable too, not to mention her lips down-"

At this point, Jeff snapped, tackling John to the floor away from Lily, his fists flying. "STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!"

John was laughing even harder, somehow managing to turn the tables on Jeff through his insane giggles, putting Jeff in his favorite submission hold, again. "Tap." He said calmly, like this was an everyday thing. "Come on Hardy, I have a fuck to get too. Now tap."

"SCREW OFF!"

"Tap Jeffy, I really wanna go have another session with my fiancée!" Lily whined, tapping the toe of her boot on the floor impatiently. "John, let him go. I think I need laid like RIGHT now."

"Liliana, I'm going to beat you like a red headed step child!" Jeff groaned, refusing to tap. "LET GO CENA!"

Frowning, she studied her brother. "John, I think you really are hurting him. C'mon cutie, let go."

John rolled his eyes dramatically but released Jeff, pushing himself to his feet. He took Lily by the hand and together they bolted down the hallway, both laughing their asses off. He darted into his dressing room, pulling her in after him and locked the door.

"LILY!"

Pressing a finger to his lips, John backed her into the door, blue eyes sparkling with wicked intentions. "Oh yeah, baby…" He grunted when Jeff's voice drew nearer, letting out a low groan. "Oh yeah, right there!"

Jeff froze.

"Mmm… John, right there baby…" Lily moaned, her voice husky, returning John's grin. She banged herself back against the door, letting out a shriek. "Oh god, do it again, baby!"

Another bang.

She bit her lips as John made some more interesting noises, clamping a hand to her mouth to keep from laughing. "God yes, fuck my pussy! Yes, there, THERE!"

They were leaning against each other now.

Jeff could only stare at the door, slowly backing away.

"You like me fuckin' that sweet pussy of yours, Lily?" John growled, slamming his hand against the door. "Say my name, Lil! Say my name and tell me how bad you want me, baby!" He demanded, knowing damn well if Jeff wasn't already on his way to tell Matt, he sure as hell was going now.

John couldn't have been more right, Jeff was GONE.

"He's gone." John announced after poking his head outside, scanning both ends of the hall before shrugging and closing the door again, locking it. "When Matt gets here, let's do it again."

"Okay."

They had just started messing around with his PS3, the volume muted when they heard this:

"OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR CENA! LILIANA!"

Matt was here and he was very pissed off.

Looking up from the couch, Lily grinned; pulling John back to the door. "Busy Matt, we're kinda naked in here, do you mind?" She let out another husky moan. "Yeah honey, use your tongue." She rolled her eyes when the banging on the door picked up, Matt was apparently VERY, VERY pissed.

John made his growl audible for the brothers, smirking at Lily. She had balls that was for sure, considering her brother's were probably going to kick her ass.

"LILIANA HARDY!"

"Oh, oh, Lily! You taste so good, I have to have more!"

"LILY, THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE!"

No it wasn't, it was downright hilarious.

She was going to have to bunk with him at this rate, knowing she was in some shit but damn if it wasn't funny. "Oh God, I'm… I'm cumming!" She forced her voice to go shrill, watching John arch an eyebrow at her and shrugged. So she sounded like she was getting off, she was good.

"STOP BEING A SLUT AND GET OUT HERE!"

"Busy, I'm fixing to go down on John now. Take a hike!" She winked at John, audibly unzipping his shorts.

"Oh yeah…" John's shoulders hunched, his face red from laughing. "Oh take it all in your mouth, baby."

If they could have seen Matt and Jeff, they would have instantly noticed the identical green complexions each brother wore.

Matt started kicking the door. "KNOCK IT OFF!"

"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON OUT HERE?"

That was a new voice that made them all flinch.

"Our sister is being a slut!" Matt snarled. "That's what! Stop fucking Cena and get out here!"

John watched the color slowly drain from Lily's face and caught her when she fainted.

When everything fell silent in the room, Jeff hesitantly knocked on the door, that had been abrupt. "Lily?" He about let out a shriek when 'Taker moved right behind him, jumping when the larger man rapped on the door loudly.

"About damn time they stopped…" Matt shook his head, seeing red now. "How long Jeff?"

"You think I was keeping track of time? I didn't want to hear my sister getting laid much less time it!"

"Oh will you two shut the fuck up?" John snapped, stepping out into the hallway, carrying Lily. He glanced at her brothers, then to 'Taker, frowning. "We weren't fucking! We were faking the entire damn time! She's a grown woman and she can do whatever and WHOEVER she wants!"

Matt's jaw dropped while Jeff's eyes widened.

'Taker stepped forward and took Lily from John, cradling her against him. Ignoring the shocked looks on all three men's faces, he carried her away.

***

Lily woke up and sat upright. "John?" She frowned, realizing she wasn't in John's locker room and she was on someone's lap. Her green eyes apprehensively traveled up a chest she could all too easily identify, locking stares with unreadable orbs.

Oh God… She was going to be sick, feeling her throat constrict. Had he heard her and John? Would he care? It wasn't like they were exclusive, right? She didn't even know what they were, deciding fuck buddies was the best term for it.

"How are you feeling?" 'Taker asked in a low voice, pressing a damp; cool cloth against her forehead. He had been trying to wake her up for the past twenty minutes now, without actually frightening her. "John told us what happened." He said before she could even attempt opening her mouth, a slight smirk on his lips. In all honesty, when he had heard her moaning another man's name, he had wanted to crush John's throat. That was until he had found out it had all been a prank at the expense of her dimwitted brothers. "Are you dizzy?"

"No, I'm fine." Lily wasn't about to tell him she fainted because of him, that would just be too uncomfortable. "Is John alright? Matt and Jeff didn't go after him, did they?" She could only imagine what her overzealous brothers might do.

Jeff was fond of practical jokes… Hopefully John watched his back… and his head.

"I wouldn't honestly know." He said, moving a strand of her magenta hair out of her face. "What were you doing with John to make your brothers that angry?" He already knew but he wanted to hear it from her. Matt and Jeff had been livid at the thought of John touching their baby sister. They were protective, how interesting.

To think if they found out he fucked their baby sister over… and over… and over again…

Now she blushed. She had been very vocal and dirty when she and John had played that joke. Apparently he hadn't heard too much of it, thank God. "Um… John and I were pretending to ah, to um…" Lily was irrationally embarrassed. Given that only the night before this man had taken her over and over until she couldn't see straight… "We were pretending to fuck." She said finally.

"Well my dear, if you wanted to put on a show to annoy your siblings, you could have come to me. I would have really made you scream." 'Taker chuckled darkly, setting her aside and stood up. She seemed fine, she wasn't dizzy. She'd live to terrorize another day. "Why did you faint if you were just pretending?" 'Taker decided he wanted to know, refusing to become angry with his… fuck buddy. Though he was jealous at the mere thought of another man touching her.

"Because I had been holding in laughter and it was cutting off my oxygen. Then I heard ya shouting and it shocked me." How smooth that rolled off her tongue. Lily mentally congratulated herself, though her legs were becoming jelly, his 'I would have really made you scream' remark. He'd of done more than that. "I should go find them." She said hesitantly, pushing herself off the couch.

Lily could only IMAGINE what her brothers must be thinking now, the Undertaker carting her off. Oh, she'd never heard the end of this.

"Simply tell your brothers that we are friends, nothing more."

She wondered if he could read minds, then wondered how she was to explain the fact that she had become friends with the Undertaker. No doubt Jeff and Matt would want to know when and where that one had happened.

Maybe they'd just be so relieved to see her, they'd forget all about it, right?

No, probably not. Wishful thinking on her part.

Nodding, Lily headed for the door.

Before she could walk out, he stopped her, spinning Lily around and pressed her back against the wall. He kissed her breathless, refusing to pull away even when he knew her world was probably spinning from another round of being oxygen deprived.

Just as her arms were snaking around his neck, he stepped away; leaving her stunned.

"Go."

Lily nodded, flushed as she stumbled out the door.

'Taker just smiled, closing it behind her.