Thanks to Manny97to09 for the ideas. Please Read and Review, If you have any ideas please read or Pm me and I can use them. I'm not Steohenie Meyer...Blah, Blah, Blah. Also checkout some of my other stories. *Meaghan*
Dear Carly,
You are So smoking', Honey. Your like a bagel, with cream cheese, Cuz I like cream cheese. It's like, So great, That it turns out your gay. Cuz now we could, Like, hang out and be BFGGWMOAS.
Love You, Honey,
XHopexUrxGayx2X
(BFGGWMOAS is Best Friend Gay Guys who Make-Out and Stuff)
Dear, Uh, Sir,
I'm am NOT GAY. I have a wife and sorry to say, I don't like bagels. We will not be BFGGWMOAS, On account of I'm NOT GAY!!! And don't call me Carly.
Sincerely,
The NOT GAY Carlisle
Dear Carly,
Well, If there's a not gay Carlisle, Can I date the gay one? Like, If he's available, I bet your such a schmexy vampire. Like, A popsicle, All cold and hard, Uhhh. *-Boner-*
XHopexUrxGayx2X
Dear Sir,
I AM NOT GAY, NO SIDE OF ME IS GAY, AND NEVER WILL BE. I AM HAPPILY MARRIED AND I DON"T LIKE POPSICLES, EITHER.
Please DON'T Write Back,
Carlisle
Dear Carlisle,
I would just like to know what medical schools you attended. You are so awesome, And I just wanted to be informed.
Sincerely,
CarlisleFan1640
Dear CarlisleFan1640,
To name a few, I attended Harvard, Stanford, Yale, and Dartmouth. Not that I'm not happy to have fans, But why do you want this information?
Suspicious,
Carlisle
Dear Carlisle,
I Uh…Wanted to know so I could…Uh…I don't know, I'M NOT A STALKER. I'm just…need to be in two feet of you at all times.
Sincerely,
Not a Stalker
Dear Not a Stalker,
Umm…Having to be within two feet of me means you are a stalker. I recommend going to a mental institution, NOT AT MY HOSPITAL.
-Not-Sincerely,
Carlisle
Dear Carlisle,
Turn Around.
Love,
Stalker
I turned around to find a man standing there waving at me. "What the hell are you doing here" I screamed. "I Don't Know" The man yelled as he ran off. Uh, Why do I get all the crazy ones?