Emmett's POV
"Bye Mommy, Bye Daddy" I yelled. Carlisle and Esme were going on a vacation to get away from us, But that was a mistake. We were suppose to be grounded but since they weren't going to be here, Everyone is going to do whatever they want. Alice had assured them we wouldn't, But the only reason was because she needed to shop. I'm glad I'm not addicted to shopping, Just Guitar Hero, That is why I need my X-Box. By the time they left, Jazz and I were upstairs battling, Alice and Rose were shopping, And Bella and Edward are being boring somewhere. He really needs a life.
Edward's POV
I do have a life, whatever Emmett thinks. At least I'm not addicted to Sex and Guitar Hero. I bet he's played and had Rose give him a blow job at the same time. "Edward" Bella called my name, I bet I was just staring into space. "Yes" I replied. "Just making sure your okay, You were making googlie eyes at a lamp." "I was just thinking, Emmett said that I had no life, Which I do." I said with confidence. "Did he mean no sex life, Cause we haven't done it in weeks. So I have to agree" She said in an embarrassed tone. Why would she think that, We've just been busy. "Fine, But we are about to prove Emmett wrong" I replied as I swung Bella in my arms and ran her into the forest.
Alice POV
Ahhh, It felt good to shop again. I can't believe I was grounded from it, I bet Rosalie felt the same way. We walked into Victoria's Secret and I had an idea. "Rose, Don't you think its weird that Edward and Bella haven't been in bed, Like at all" I questioned. "Yeah, But its cause, Just like Emmett said, Edward is sexually repressed. See, Emmett can be so smart". "Start blacking your thoughts, Cause were going to buy Bella some lingerie" I said. We were like a tornado going through the store and finally found a few things. Then Rosalie called Bella and told her to come to the store, She came in about ten minutes. "Why are we in Victoria's Secret" she questioned. "Because your husband is sexually repressed and we are going to help you, Because its not really your fault. Your just having to endure the consequences" She said, Could Rosalie be more bold. "But we just…" I cut her off "It's okay Bella, We'll help". "No! Edward and I just…" I cut her off again. "It's Okay, Bella, We understand" I said. "LISTEN TO ME ALICE, EDWARD AND I JUST FUCKED. LIKE I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SAY FOR THE LAST FIVE MINUTES BUT HAVE BEEN INTERRUPTED" she yelled. Everyone in the store turned and looked at us.
Bella's POV
Okay, I so glad I'm not human, I would have been a tomato. "Get it now " she said back in a whisper. "You should have seen us anyway, Alice". "I was busy with Jasper" she replied. "I'm going home" I said as I left. When you get there I will have everyone doing something you love and you will get the worst of it.
Emmett's POV
"Yes!!! Bella, You're a genius!!!" I yelled. She told us all what happened at Victoria's Secret and how we all were going to play truth or dare and give Alice and Rose the worst while we give everyone else nice little dares. Alice and Rose just walked through so I ran up to them and said to come sit in a circle with the rest of us, Except Carlisle and Esme, So we could play. Alice was excited and Rosalie uninterested but since I was going to be there she said she would play. Me and my awesomeness, and coolness, and sexiness… "Emmet, Please stop calling yourself sexy in your head" Edward said. "Well, How about you stop listening Mr. Lack of Desire. If you think about it, When Bella calls you Ed, It stands for Erectile Dysfunction Disorder. Even your name agrees with me". "Wow Emmet, Are you even aware how stupid that sounds" he said. "Erectile Dysfunction Disorder !!!Erectile Dysfunction Disorder!!! You need Viagra" I yelled in my toughs. "So, Who would like to go first" Bella said. "Oohh, Oohh, Mee, Mee" I said waving my hand in the air. "Okay Emmett, Go ahead" Bella said. "Ally, Wally, Truth or Dare" I asked. "Truth" she said. I just thought of the best question EVER!!! "Do you and Jasper do anal" I yelled. Everyone looked at me. "It's supposed to be embarrassing". " No, Emmett" she said. "Are You Sure", "Yes". "Ed, Is she being truthful" I asked. "Yes, Emmett she is". "Ok, My turn" Alice yelled, "Bella, Truth or Dare". "Dare". "I dare you to go to Tyler's house, In your bra and underwear only and ask him to borrow a condom" Alice said. This will be hilarious.
Bella's POV
I took off all my clothes except by bra and panties, Which Alice had bought, Of course. We drove to Tyler's house and I got out and the rest of them hid, I walked up and rang the door bell. Tyler opened the door, "Hey, Tyler. Can I borrow a condom" I asked. "Uhhh, Hang On." He ran Upstairs and them came back down. "Uhhh, Here" he said as he dropped a packet in my hand. "Do you want to hang out over here, We could…". "No she doesn't" Edward said, As he was running at human speed toward us. He then grabbed my hand and we went back to the car. We got back to the house in record speed, I put some more clothes on, and sat back in the circle. "Rosalie, Truth or Dare" I asked.
To Be Continued…Please R&R