Title: Okashii no Uta! (Candy!)

Rate: K+

Pair: TYL! Reborn x Lambo (?)

Genre: Humor/Family

Summary: Reborn meets a boy who really looked like him, but... he has wide emerald Green eyes and wears cow-printed shirt! Who is that boy? And why that boy called him "papa"? RL~

©Katekyo Hitman Reborn belongs to Amano Akira.

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Later on that day... Tsuna, his thunder guardian, his ex-home tutor, and the annoying kid were sitting on the couch; the kid is still idolizing Reborn as his father and Lambo as his Mother, this kid is really driving them insane to hell.

"I'm going to throw this brat out from here." Reborn said grumpily.

"No! You can't do that! He's just a little boy, maybe he got separated from his mother...or father..." Tsuna said, immediately refuse Reborn's advice.

"I don't care. I can send him away from here if I want to, Dame Tsuna. With gentle way of harm way." Reborn said. His eyes are full of fury, he looks so depressed...

Tsuna and Reborn are stucked between their arguments, meanwhile Lambo glanced at the boy who sitting beside him, munching his precious grapes that Reborn bought for him. Actually this little kid was actually kind of interesting to watch...

"Hey, what's your name anyway?" Lambo asked the boy.

He turns his head to see Lambo, and grinning widely while he shoveling the last grapes into his tiny mouth. "Mort! Mort!"

Lambo stared at him for about a minute and mused, "What kind of parents who gave their child name means; Death?" he stated.

Tsuna and Reborn stop their arguments and then stared at Lambo and Mort, who still sitting on the couch nicely. "Mort? I think I've heard it somewhere..." Reborn said, stretching back his revolver gun that he used to shot Tsuna in head a minute ago. (Nah, Tsuna is still alive, though...)

Lambo crosses his hands on his chest, and start to pout. "Oh, maybe He's really your child; you just don't want to admit it." Lambo said. He looks really angry, somehow...

Reborn had enough of annoying people for today, and now his stupid cow is trying to make him out of rage again. "For the last time, He's not my freakin' child. Don't make me to repeat my words again, stupid cow. Or I'll shot your head." He shot a glare to Lambo.

Lambo scoffs, and begin to shout "Duh! He's really look like you, for real! That's the proof! Don't deny it!"

"Shut the fuck up! And stop your whining, stupid cow!" Reborn shouted back at him.

Tsuna tries to calm them down "Uh...please stop fighting... you two make the situation become more worse..." but it's no use, Tsuna is being ignored by the thunder guardian and the hitman. They're screaming all over, Tsuna press his hand palm to his Ears, pray to the god to make them stop fighting.

Mort start to get annoying with those screaming "No...Stop... Papa, Mama...please stop fighting..." he said softly, tears coming down from his eyes and fell down from his cheek, and the result is; he cries so loudly.

Reborn and Lambo shut their mouth when Mort started to cry, and Tsuna is become more panicked. "Oh no! Look what've you two done!" he blame Reborn and Lambo because all of this.

Reborn, who had lost his patience and sanity, pull out his revolver gun again and point it to Mort's head, that child crying even more louder when he saw Reborn was pointing a gun to him.

Lambo immediately shove the gun away from Mort "Don't point your gun infront of him! He just a kid!" he wrap his hand around Mort's tiny waist and bring the child closer to him. He protects the crying child.

"So what?! I don't fucking care about him! He just an annoying brat!" Reborn said, in a very Irritated tone.

"OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH!" Tsuna yelled, Reborn, and Lambo stared at him, Tsuna never yelled so loud like this before... "We won't let him out from here until his Parents or his legal Guardians come to pick him out! We can't let him wander the streets on his own!"

"Then what the hell can we do, Dame Tsuna?" Reborn stated, he shot Tsuna with a dirty look. "He's definitely not staying here. This is not a place for a stupid brat!"

"He has to stay here!" Tsuna said, ending the argument.

Reborn exhales a deep breath before he start to talk again. "Fine, do whatever you want, Dame Tsuna." For this round, he had lost to Tsunayoshi. When he begin to walk over leaving the room, Tsuna pull his hand and make him to stay.

"Oh no, you won't go anywhere! You're the one who brought him here in the first place, so you're in charge to take care of him." The Vongola leader said, pointing at Mort who is now on top of Lambo's lap and Lambo patting his head softly.

"Damn, Tsunayoshi!" Reborn manage not to shot Tsuna's Head again, because he save his last bullet to kill Mort, if he could do it. "I swear I'll pull your head off after I kill that annoying brat!" he cursed.

"You can take care Mort with Lambo-san, because Mort only idolizing you both, and from now on I assigned that you two in charge to take care of him." Tsuna Exclaimed.

"WHAT!?" Reborn shouted again in surprise. Mort staring blankly at them, he doesn't know what's going on between them. Lambo's hand were wrapped around him, he smiled when Lambo patting his head again. "Mama... please don't fight with Papa again, okay?? You're so scary..." he said, softly.

A red flush are appear in Lambo's cheeks. "Er... we...we won't, okay? At least... not infront of you, I swear." He said, before hugging the boy more tightly.

(Tbc~?)

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(Music Mode Author: Canon Groove, Audition)

MATTGASM: waahh~~ I love you Tsunayoshi :D *get smacked with baseball bat* finally I named the boy, 'Mort'... waaii~~ waaiii~ Reborn is getting really Irritated, Though... and Lambo become more interested at Mort :,) read and review! Thank you so much, Minna-san!