Here is the long awaited chapter of "The shock of a life time"
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The hokage smiled as she watched Kakashi's only visible eye widen as he looked at Shizu. As he looked at the woman who would be staying with him for only god knows how long the unthinkable happened. He dropped his book as his mouth fell open. 'Beautiful' he thought.
"Here" Shizu said as she picked up the dirty thing "You dropped this."
"Hokage-Sama." Kakashi began not taking his eye off of the young woman. "I accept the mission."
Flashbacks
Thinking
Chapter three
Iruka laid on the old and beat up sofa that belong to one Hatake Kakashi. His right arm thrown over his eyes and the left lay across his abdomen trying to hold back a groan as another wave of pain coursed though his body. Being a woman sucked major ass. Three weeks he spent here in Kakashi's dingy little apartment and he received one shock after the other. First turning into a woman and then, he snorted as he recall what happened just two day prior.
FLASHBACK
Iruka was alone waiting for Kakashi to come back from training his team. If only Tsunade hadn't told him to stay put. He'd be out there now doing something, what he didn't know but anything was better than sitting here. It was around this time when the cramps started. At first he thought it was just from something he had eaten, but when the urge to void(1) hit he made his way to the bathroom, upon seeing blood on the panties he wore he totally freaked out. Without think he formed a few hand signs he disappeared in a puff of smoke reappearing in the Hokage's office. He found Tsunade sound asleep using the paper work as a pillow an empty bottle of sake in her hand. He knew better than to shake her awake so he coughed. For getting for a moment why he was there he couldn't help but laugh softly as the older woman woke with a start.
"Iruka, What are you doing here I thought I told you to stay at Kakashi's?" She asked while wiping the drool from the corner of her mouth
"Yes ma'am you did."
"Then what are you doing here?"
"Well," he began then blushed as he began to tell his Hokage what happened. "I went to the bathroom just a few minutes ago and my underwear are covered in blood."
"Sit down and let me examine you." She said walking around her desk to stand in front of him
Iruka did as he was told after grumbling under her breath for ten minutes Tsunade stood up and sat back down at her desk."
"It seems that the jutus is more than an illusion as I had original thought."
"What do you mean Hokage-Sama"
"What I'm saying is that you are a woman all the way down to the bone, not just on the outside but on the inside as well."
"Great, so the blood is from…"
"Your menstrual cycle, yes."
"God, can this get any worse?, how long will this last."
"What your period, or you being a woman?"
"Both"
he said glaring at the older woman.
" Well the period will last anywhere from three to seven days, there's no way to know exactly how long it'll be, as for being a woman I can't tell you yet how long you'll be like this. I'm still trying to figure how someone cast a jutus on you without touching you, somehow that kunai was able to transfer the jutus. Ugh, this is a pain in the ass."
"NO SHIT" he screamed jumping up from his seat only to sit back as a wave of pain rippled in his midsection."
"Here, take this it'll help with the cramps. So do you want pads or tampons?"
"What, what's a tampon?"
After everything was explained Iruka was a lovely shade of red.
"I'm not putting anything up there."
"Fine use pads then."
END FLASHBACK
Getting up from the not so soft sofa he made his way to the kitchen to take more of the medicine he had been given. Looking around the apartment he was somewhat happy to see that Kakashi hadn't yet had a chance to get it dirty again.
FLASHBACK
He walked silently next to Kakashi who for once wasn't reading that horrible orange book instead he carried Iruka's bags.
"Miss Avery, would you like to stop to get something to eat?"
"No I'd like to take a nap, I have a headache. May we hurry to your place please?"
"Sure, I'll pick up dinner later."
"Thank you"
When the ninja reached Kakashi's small apartment Iruka couldn't but wonder what it would look like. When Kakashi unlock the door and disabled the traps he moved aside to let Iruka in first. Iruka's first impression wasn't a good one, clothing littered the floor, dirty dishes filled the sink and there was porn EVERYWHERE. He felt his face drop at the sight.
"Sorry about the mess, I don't like to clean very much."
"I can see, this place is a mess, I'm scared to sleep now."
"Oh you can have my room it's a lot cleaner, follow me." Kakashi said
Iruka could just make out the blush that dusted itself across the Jonin's cheeks. Kakashi was right the bedroom was better, loads better in fact the room was spotless.
"Now that's better."Iruka said looking around as Kakashi sat the suitcase down on the foot of the bed."
"Is there anything I can get you?" He asked. Iruka felt himself frown at the site of the book that Kakashi had pulled from his pocket and began reading.
"Yes, there is" Iruka said sweetly as he walked to stand vary close to the Jonín making said ninja to pay attention.
Kakashi felt a blush heat his face when this gorgeous and very sexy woman standing so close.
"What can I do?"
"Well, you can refine from reading that garbage in front of me."
"Ok."
"Thank you, now if you don't mind I'll tired and I need my beauty rest, good night Hatake-San."
"Good night, Miss Avery."
The following morning when Iruka woke up, he found that Kakashi had left for the day. So putting on some working clothes he set about clean up the place. By 3 in the afternoon the place was as clean as the bedroom. Iruka was tempted to throw all the porn away but instead lined it all up on a book shelve.
END BLACKFLASH
Iruka took the pills he was given, made himself a small dinner making enough for Kakashi, then went to bed.
Ok Everyone that's it for chapter 3 I know it's short but I wanted to hurry and post this because it's been so long since I've posted a chapter.
Hope you like it
Love Deep Blue Dragon