Title: Okashii no Uta! (Candy!)

Rate: K+

Pair: TYL! Reborn x Lambo, today mentions of: 2796

Genre: Humor/Family

Summary: Reborn meets a boy who really looked like him, but... he has wide emerald green eyes and wears cow-printed shirt! Who is that boy? why he called Reborn "papa"? And he also called Lambo "Mama"! What the hell is going on? ReboLam~

©Katekyo Hitman Reborn belongs to Amano Akira.

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"That darn Arcobaleno, he's so irresponsible... stupid Reborn!"

Lambo and Tsuna were sitting on the kitchen table, with a cup of coffee in their hands. Meanwhile, the Darn-child... I mean, Mort. Was busy to exploring the kitchen area, or playing with the kitchen utensils, Tsuna looked a little bit worried when he saw the child playing with the knives...

"Don't worry... I've informed the police, they will call us if they find parents who loose their child immediately." Tsuna tries to calm down his Thunder Guardian who cursed Reborn because he left him with Mort; Reborn is nowhere to be find right now. What a good 'Father' he is.

"Yare, Yare. I hope they'll realize soon, that their child is lost and now with us... stupid, so stupid..." Lambo shrugged.

Tsuna sweatdropped, he knows that Lambo is not good to handle this, he even can't handle himself, and how the hell he can handle this Mini-insane child? But only Lambo and Reborn who was being idolized by Mort, and only them who still stay on the HQ. The others are busy with their activity and mission.

Lambo take a look on Mort in the corner of his eyes. Damn, that child is really looked like Reborn... he looks like a miniature of demon-Reborn... but... Mort has emerald green eyes, like his... wait a minute, what the hell is he thinking about? "There's no freaking way that he's Reborn's son! I mean... Reborn... Woman... Kids? OH WHAT THE FUCK?" he thought. And he starts to slam his forehead on the table, Tsuna back off a little bit when he saw Lambo's weird behavior.

Mort, with a happy-singy-whiny tune jumping around, and stop beside Lambo's chair. He grabs his 'Mother' hand and swing it harshly. "Mama, why are you slamming your head to the table? Isn't that hurt?" he asked.

Lambo stop slamming his forehead to the poor table when he heard Mort's voice calling him. "No... It doesn't hurt... it's...REALLY HURT." He said. And then he slams his forehead to the table again, and again.... when suddenly...

"Okaerinasai." Chrome Dokuro appeared on the front door of the kitchen, Tsuna looked so happy when he saw the female mist guardian, she still holding his beloved trident, her black suit is kinda ruined and messy, but she still look so pretty. "I'm back, Tsuna-kun, Lambo-san." She said happily, before put his trident to the couch.

"Welcome home, Chrome-chan. Are you alright? How's your mission? I'm sorry I can't accompany you, Chrome-chan..." Tsuna said in sad tone, he immediately walks into Chrome, and checking on her, plucking dirt out from her long-purple nappo hair.

She gave her best smile to Tsuna when Tsuna's hands stroke her hair. "I'm alright, Tsuna-kun. My mission is success, you can give me another mission to attend, Vongola-sama." the female mist guardian said.

Her normal right eye catch something interesting, she look at Mort, who still swinging Lambo's hand, and chuckling happily. Chrome raised her eyebrow, who is that child?

"Um...who's that little boy, Tsuna-kun? Lambo-san?" she questioned. Tsuna and Lambo falling to death silence, they don't know how to tell Chrome about this little demon.

Mort walked over to Chrome, he gave her a wide grin and said "Hello! My name is Mort; my specialties are sleeping, playing, and eating! That's my mama over there!" he pointed at Lambo and smile cutely.

"Oh geez, please just let me die." Lambo slam his head once again to the table. Leaving Chrome with Jawdropped, she turns her head to Tsuna, wanting an explanation. "It's... its Lambo's san child?" she asked, her eye was open wide in shock.

Tsuna scratch his hair before he starts to talk "No...Reborn found this child, and he followed Reborn until here... he thinks that Reborn is his father and Lambo is his Mother... um..." the Vongola leader said.

Chrome nodding slowly "Oh... I see... but...why did he called Lambo-san...Mama?" Chrome asked.

Lambo stop slamming his head at stared at Chrome. "You can ask the goddamn Reborn for further Information, Chrome-chan." He cursed under his breath.

"So it means this child is staying here?" Chrome asked again.

"Yes, he is... until his parents or legal guardian come to pick him up." Tsuna answered.

Chrome lowered her body and patting Mort's little head sweetly "Don't worry; you'll be fine in here. I'll give you my old clothes to wear, your shirts is kinda dirty." She said.

"Thank you, Auntie!" Mort open his arms and throw himself to Chrome, he hug the female so tightly. Chrome laughs a little bit, before she lifted Mort up and bring him to Lambo, who smiled when he saw the child giggling like mad. It remains him of himself when he was young.

"So I guess that's make me an uncle, huh?" Tsuna muttered.

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Reborn locked himself in his room, trying to relaxing himself on the lazy chair, but it's no use. Mort had made his brain full of question that needed a quick explanation, and it really made him so confused.

"That stupid child... I've heard his name before... Mort... but, where? And who? Christ, I'll kick that child out when everybody is fall asleep." Reborn thought, he already make a dirty plan to 'eliminate' the poor child.

He's so heartless, doesn't he?

After thinking too much, Reborn slowly get up from his lazy chair and heading out from the room. Maybe when he opens the door, the darn child will be vanished... but that's only on his mind.

"PAPA!"

Without any warnings, Mort sprinting towards the hall, and slammed into Reborn, knocking him over the floor. Then he sat up on Reborn's stomach and started giggling. Reborn grunted in pain, his head were slamming the floor so hard.

"Yare, Yare... I think I like this child now." Lambo laughed, he stands beside them, and then he lifting Mort off from Reborn, and hug him tight.

Reborn who still unconscious, slowly but surely tries to stand up properly. "I'll kill that child for sure, stupid cow." He muttered while he fixes his black suit that ruined because of the accident.

"yeah, sure. But over my dead body first. Vongola had assigned us to take care this child, so be it. Anyway, you're the one who brought him here." He glared at Reborn. Mort still giggling happily, he tries to break free from Lambo's strong grip, but he can't.

"Oh, I'll do it with pleasure, stupid cow. You both are the same; stupid cow and stupid child." Reborn said, before walked over Lambo and Mort. He leave them without saying anything more than that.

Mort stops giggling and look up to Lambo "Mama...ish Papa mad at us?" he asked in a very sad tone, his face were looked so sad.

"No, not at you... probably he mad at me." Lambo said, hugging the child more tightly. He felt so angry and sad too, Reborn is so irresponsible and he left them without saying anything...that stupid Reborn.

Mort wrapping his hands on Lambo's neck "Don't be sad, Mama! I'm here for you and I'm sure Papa is not mad at you! Papa can't mad at you, really!" he shouted.

There's a little smile curved on the thunder guardians lips "Yeah, I hope so... hey...let's go back to the kitchen, I think I still have some candy for you" he said, carrying the little boy up to his shoulder.

(Tbc~)

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