Title: Okashii no Uta! (Candy!)

Rate: K+

Pair: TYL! Reborn x Lambo, mentions of: 2796, 8086, RyoPin.

Genre: Humor/Family

Summary: Reborn meets a boy who really looked like him, but... he has wide emerald green eyes and wears cow-printed shirt! Who is that boy? Why he called Reborn "papa"? And he also called Lambo "Mama"! What the hell is going on? ReboLam~

©Katekyo Hitman Reborn belongs to Amano Akira.

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The next day... things have become... really-really sucked up.

"REBORN! DON'T THROW HIM INTO THE GARBAGE CAN!!" Lambo scream in panic when he saw Reborn is holding a happy-merry-go-round Mort, ready to throw him into the garbage can. Lambo immediately saving the poor child before he goes to the garbage can, Reborn starts to mumble something incorrect because his plan is not going too well...

Mort, which is now in Lambo's hand, laughs happily like mad. "Yaaay~ Papa, let's do it again! It's so fuu~n!" he swings his hands to the air, he looks so happy with Reborn's unsuccessful plan to make him out from here.

Lambo's and Reborn's eyes were met, they glared to each other, their relationship had become much worse after Mort came in, they could kill each other using chairs and table if they want, they doesn't need their 'oh-so-called-assassin-skill' to kill now.

Meanwhile on the kitchen area, Tsuna and Chrome were sitting on the couch; Chrome is busy cleaning her beloved trident, and Tsuna was making hot chocolate for her.

"Here, it's still warm" Tsuna put a ceramic glass infront of Chrome.

She smiled gently and reach the glass with her hand. "Thank you, Tsuna-kun... hm... uh, I think I heard some noises out there..." she points to the hall room, which there's the loud noises came from.

"Aa, it must be Reborn and Lambo... I guess they're fighting because of Mort again... –sigh- when they could stop fighting?! I mean... they're...they're... urh, you know what I mean right??" Tsuna said through gritted teeth.

Chrome nodded coolly at the young Vongola. "Yes, I know... Reborn-san and Lambo-san relationship is weird and somehow they're looked like they're admiring each other... I know, I know it Tsuna-kun." Said the female mist guardian, while take sip from her hot chocolate.

Tsuna slaps his forehead with his palm hand when he hears the noise is getting louder and louder. "I just can hope one thing...." he exclaimed.

"What is it, Tsuna-kun?" Chrome asked.

"I hope they don't destroy anything... I just have this Headquarters repaired 3 days ago..." Tsuna answered.

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Reborn grabbing Lambo by the collar and bring him closer, their face is only 2cm away. "Listen to me, you pathetic cow... you always on that stupid child side... and you want me to do what? Take care of this brat? Not in hell, dumb cow." He pulls the teenager more closely.

Lambo gulped in horror, this is bad... "H...Hey! You're the one who should responsible about Mort, not me! I only felt so sad about him, because you treat him like you treat me too! You never care; you always selfish and you're so cruel! You can do that to me, but not to him! He's only a little boy!" he screamed.

Reborn's eyes stared him in wide, maybe he didn't expect Lambo will said that... he let him go after he saw tears welled up on Lambo's eyes. And Reborn left him without saying anything, they surrounded by a deep silence.

"Mama, Mama! Look, I found something interesting, there's a bird nest on the tree...!" Mort running down from the second floor to reach Lambo who still on the same place, he hug him on the waist so tightly, not notice that Lambo is crying.

Lambo immediately wiped his tears off "Re-really? That's good, though..." he said quietly, almost a whisper.

Mort noticed that his 'mama' was crying. "Mama! What happened!? Why are you crying??" he muttered.

"No, I'm not..." Lambo said, patting Mort's head. "I just have something on my eyes, that's all..." he lying to the little boy, he doesn't want to make him worry and sad too...

"No! You're crying and I know it! Please tell me what happened, Mama!" Mort keep begging Lambo to tell him what's going on, but Lambo refused to tell him.

"Hey, what's going on?" Tsuna and Chrome walks out from the kitchen area, and they found Lambo is crying (again). Chrome pulls Mort away from Lambo, while Tsuna hug the crying teenager.

Mort grabbing Chrome's suit sleeve and pull her harshly. "Auntie Chrome, what happened with Mama? Why Mama is crying??" he shouted.

Chrome gives him a calm smile "Your Mama... needs some time to be alone, don't bother your Mama for a while, okay?" she hug the little boy and lift him up.

Lambo walks away from Tsuna, before leaving, Lambo's head turned a little bit to see Mort, his face is looked so worried... but Lambo keep walk away, leaving the three of them.

Mort snuggled closer to Chrome and the female hug him tightly. "Ish Mama and Papa hate me? What've I done? Did I make some mistake?" he said.

Tsuna realize Mort is worried, and he looks like he wants to cry too. "They don't hate you, Mort-kun. They just...need some time for adjustment, don't worry..." he cupped Mort's soft cheeks on his hand; try to cheer up the boy.

"Okay...." Mort said, before closing his emerald-green eyes...

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Time had passed quickly, now Mort is taking a nap on the couch, Tsuna and Chrome watching him sleeping so peacefully from the table while managing some file mission.

Chrome strike up conversation by saying "Mort-kun is really looked like Reborn-san and Lambo-san, his emerald green eyes is like Lambo-san, and his face is like Reborn-san... he really look like their combination, though..."

At the beginning Tsuna doesn't pay attention to the female when she said that "Yes he is... I didn't know why he really looked like them, he showed up like ghost from nowhere, and Reborn tried to kick him out from here... and I'm surprised that Mort's parents haven't tried to find him yet..."

When Chrome opens her mouth to speak again, she's interrupted by...

BRAK!

Someone had knocked the door off from its hinges, Yamamoto was scattered on floor with the poor door. Tsuna and Chrome was Jawdropped when they saw the door was knocked off, and Yamamoto is with the poor door. Mort woke up from his sleep when he heard the noises.

"Baseball Freak! You're such an idiot!" Gokudera Hayato walks in to the room; he crossed his hands on his chest when he saw Yamamoto is trying to lift up his body from the poor door.

"Now, now... Gokudera-kun..." Yamamoto Takeshi finally manages to free himself from the door, and he plucking the dirt out from his black suit.

Tsuna and Chrome was still Jawdropped. And Mort is looking at them without knowing anything.

"I'll blast your....akh!" when Gokudera want to throw some explosive on Yamamoto, Haru Miura threw her shoes and hit Gokudera's back head. "What are you doing, Stupid!?" the smokin' bomb shouted while rubbing his head.

"Hahi! I'm the one who should say like that! What are you doing with my Yama-chan! You're insane...!" Haru shouted back at Gokudera before heading to Yamamoto's side and checking his beloved, checking is he injured or not.

"That's so EXTREME! Cool!" Ryouhei muttered, he brings his only student to the room, I-pin. Who is staring on the mess with a horror look. "Er...Sensei... did we enters the wrong room?" she whispered.

"Aaaaa!!!! Silence please...!" Tsuna screamed. All people in the room staring at him, Chrome continue to Cleaned up the file, she doesn't want to take a place on this mess...

"Tenth! How are you today? I've accomplished the mission, though...!" Gokudera showing his cute and pout face when Tsuna screamed. Haru wants to throw a chair on him, but Yamamoto forbids her to do that.

Tsuna smiled. "I'm fine Gokudera-kun, thank you. And that's the third door this week. Please repair it soon or I must take it from your bank account." Tsuna's words are more like a threat... and he shot a death glare too, maybe he's too exhausted with all of this...

Gokudera Gulped. "I'm sorry tenth." He exclaimed. Yamamoto, Haru, Ryouhei and I-pin only could stare in silence.... and the silence was broken with Mort's whining.

"Uncle Tsuna...! It's so loud in here, I cannot sleep...!" he rushed into Tsuna's side, Tsuna patting the child's head and gives him a cute smile.

Gokudera and the others stare in awe, when they saw Mort... he really looks like somebody... Reborn and Lambo's image pop out in their heads; this child is really looked like them...!

"Aww!! What a cute little boy!" Haru immediately runs into Mort, Leaving a broken heart Yamamoto. XD and she sit beside Mort who avoiding her by hiding behind Tsuna's legs. "What's your name, sweetie?" Haru asked cutely.

"M....Mort...?" Mort answered. And without warning, Haru hugs the little boy. It more looks like that she's trying to make him choke till death.

"You're ssoooooo cuteeee!!! I'm gonna hug you, and squeeze you for the rest of my life!" Haru scooped the boy into her tight arms and not let any air between them.

Everybody is looking at Haru with horror and sad looks... poor kid... "Gee, your girlfriend is scary, Baseball freak." Gokudera commented.

Yamamoto chuckled a little bit "Well at least she's not a hot-headed person like someone I know, Gokudera-kun." he said with a smirk.

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Lambo wiped his tears with a handkerchief, he must stop crying now, he doesn't want to make Tsuna and Chrome more worried... especially Mort, the little boy almost cry too when he saw him Cried.

"Tolerate... must be calm... or I'll make everybody worried... that damn Arcobaleno Reborn... I don't want to think about him again...! I don't want to care anymore about him...! I'll show him that I can take care of Mort alone!" he muttered under his breath.

He slowly walks down from the stairs and heading to the kitchen, he knows that Tsuna and others always stay there if they don't have any meetings or mission at all. When he arrives there, he saw the door is off, he wondered what happened earlier with the new door...

"My, my...? What happened in here...?" he said when he walks in to the room.

"Mama! Mama!" Mort knows who that voice is; he tries to break free from Haru's grip to reach Lambo. He runs to him, Lambo lifted the young boy into his shoulder, and Mort starts to cry loudly than ever.

Chrome smiled when she saw Lambo finally came. "He missed you, Lambo-san." She said softly.

Lambo nodded calmly "There, there. Its okay." he stroke his hand on Mort's soft and silky hair... somehow it feels like Reborn... uh....what? Oh, don't remind him of that....

Haru and the others stared at Lambo and Mort in a very confused looks. Especially the hot-headed smokin' bomb Gokudera Hayato.

"Wait a second! Who is that child?? And why he called the idiot cow... 'Mama'...?!" he attacked Tsuna with a tons of questions.

"Eeehh?? Lambo-kun! It's that your child??" I-pin pointed at Mort who still crying on Lambo's shoulder.

Lambo Jawdropped "Er...No! He...he just lost from his parents, and Reborn brought him here...! he thinks that I'm his mother!" he immediately explains everything to the Chinese girl.

Ryouhei take a look on crying Mort "Whoa! But he really looks like you, though! What are you doing until this child thinks that you're his Mother, to the extreme??" Ryouhei said, while laughing like mad.

Lambo could feel that his face is flushed. "Wha...what do you mean, Ryouhei-san!? T...this is not my child!" he stated.

Tsuna pull a chair from the table and watch his guardians shouting around like merry-go-round. Yamamoto stand besides him and he chuckled a little bit "Well, I think this place is going to be louder!" he said it with a smile.

"You can say that again, Yama-kun... I'm really exhausted about this....can you bring me my pain killer pills?" Tsuna asked.

(TBC)

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(Music Mode Author: Arigatou, Bon'z)

MATTGASM: ahh~ I'm too busy with my cosplay costume and my school...sorry D,: special thanks for Anya Urameshi, Jackidy, Fangirl 666, Finalay, and Chippo843! Who always reviewed Okashii no uta! :D I really love you guys! xDD