Alright—Kayla here! Please review! Thanks to the real Mrs. Cullen as my first reviewer! Please review! and as a gift I'll right another im chapter! maybe I won't remind you to review again, actually I take that back, I will!

Disclaimer—

I drove to phoenix

Got on a plain and moved to forks

Went to the high school

Sat down in biology

After leaving biology I threw my self in front of a van!

And since I'm still here to type, I was just lying!

It was fake, so is Edward (-sigh- unfortunately)

There as: he exists only in Stephanie Meyer's head as in mine some times.

(I'm not crazy! He's in Bella's head too!)

Twilight –sigh- is not mine!

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Character Names

Edward- dazlinlion

Bella- nwbrnklutz

Alice- pixievision

Jasper- ihavafeelin

Rosalie- smartblonde

Emmet- madbear

Carlisle- docfang

Esme- cliffhater

Renesmee- hersheyeyes

hersheyeyes has logged on

hersheyeyes says: hello? is any body home?

alone all alone!

dazlinlion has logged on

hersheyeyes says: daddy!

dazlinlion says: ness? wait don't answer that you're my only child.

hersheyeyes says: well I sure hope so for my and mommy's sake!

speaking of mommy how is she?

dazlinlion says: your mother is thinking… that well… you don't want to know!

hersheyeyes says: yeah I probably don't…

dazlinlion says: also I like your name, like your and your mother's eyes!

hersheyeyes says: mommy had my color eyes?

dazlinlion says: actually you have your mother's eyes!

hersheyeyes says: OMD! really?

dazlinlion says: Renesmee, would I lie to you? Oh, and what is OMD?

hersheyeyes says: Oh My Dracula!

dazlinlion says: very funny, honey.

madbear has logged on

smartblonde has logged on

smartblonde says: no no no your wrong! sorry but you are!

madbear says: it wasn't my fault!

smartblonde says: shut up Emmet you know I hate having my clothes remodeled!

hersheyeyes says: what did aunt Alice do now?

dazlinlion says: ness, I think we should log out. give aunt rose and uncle em some privacy.

pixievision has logged in

dazlinlion has logged out

hersheyeyes has logged out

pixievision says: ok…

madbear says: here's Alice! blame her!

smartblonde says: oh I blame you both!

pixievision has logged out

madbear has logged out

smartblonde says: ok they'll be hiding in jasper's corner for awhile…

why am I talking to myself on aim?

Dracula! I'm going crazy!

smartblonde has logged out