Deidara is cut off as the door slams open. Before you can break apart, Tobi bounces in.

"Deidara-senpai!" He cries. "Tobi was at the lib-"

Tobi stops dead, staring at you. You freeze your hands still in Deidara's hair, his lips near your neck.

Well, as your R.R teacher says.

"Fuck."

"Deidara-senpai!" Tobi shrieks in an over exaggerated voice. "You're practicing without Tobi!?"

You and Deidara freeze, exchanging a look.

"Umm…" you try to think of an excuse. "S-Sorry?"

Tobi bounces towards you both.

"And what's more!" He continues. "Deidara is playing Tobi's part!"

Without further warning, Tobi breaks you apart, grasping you around the waist and dipping you.

"Oh sweet Abigail, Tobi will never trifle with thou heart!" He proclaims. You almost laugh in relief.

"O-Oh, my love, " You recite in a shaky voice. "Please! I am but a fair maiden! Do not play with my heart!"

Tobi nods encouragingly.

"Ok we get it, un," Deidara snaps. "Let her go, un."

"Oh!" Tobi cries, releasing you and bounding over to Deidara. "Are you jealous, Deidara-senpai?"

You fall into a set of hysterical giggles as Deidara gives Tobi a disgusted look.

"No, un!" He snaps. "Suki is playing the same role as I am, I was helping her, un!"

"Oh!" Tobi says, realization setting in. "Tobi is sorry for interrupting!"

Bounding into his room, Tobi starts to sing to himself, leaving you and Deidara alone as he closes the door behind him. You look at Deidara and sigh in relief.

"That was close," you breathe. "Too close…"

Deidara shakes his head.

"This is too risky, un…" he mutters. "We almost got caught, un."

"I better go," you murmur. "I-I'll see you later…"

Pecking him quickly on the lips, you dash from the room, opening and closing the door quickly. Leaning against the wall outside, you breathe deeply.

"Too close…" you repeat.

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You'll be there in my mind. In my dreams you can hide…

You watch the people passing through the gates, bored. Pulling your phone out, you see that it is ten-thirty six.

'Stupid Suigetsu…'

"Suki!" A voice shouts. You look up and smile.

'Speak of the devil…'

"Hey, Sui," you drawl, pushing away from the wall you were leaning on. "What's up?"

"Sorry I'm late!" He says cheerfully. "Ol' Uncle Sharkie wanted to talk to me for a bit."

"Whatever," you mutter. "Let's go."

You saunter off, Suigetsu following you. You give him a lazy tour around the school, listening to his chatter.

"And this is the oval," you mutter, finishing up. "Ta-da…"

"Wow," Suigetsu says, raising an eyebrow. "You sound so impressed."

Suigetsu takes a swig from one of his many water bottles.

"Anyway," you mutter. "Let's go get seats."

"Akasuki," a voice behind you calls. You turn and almost groan as you see Neji approaching.

"Boyfriend?" Suigetsu asks teasingly. You glare at him.

"Try 'Stalker,'" you reply. "You can meet my boyfriend later, if you're lucky."

Ignoring Suigetsu's shocked look, you smile slightly at Neji.

"Hey," you say, raising a hand in a lazy greeting. Neji's eyes lock on Suigetsu immediately.

"Who's this?" He asks nonchalantly, but you can tell he really wants to know. "Your 'maybe boyfriend?'"

"No," you reply. "This is Suigetsu, my old neighbor. And that 'maybe boyfriend' is a definite boyfriend now…"

Neji smiles tightly, nodding to Suigetsu.

"How nice," he says. "Well, I must be off…"

You smirk as Neji leaves, obviously annoyed. Suigetsu watches him go, unimpressed.

"What an ass," he murmurs. "Are they all like this?"

"SUKI!!" A familiar voice screams. You wince.

"Nope…" you drawl. "Here comes an example."

"Suki!" Naruto's angry voice snaps. "You were supposed to help me pick out clothes!"

The blonde skids to a halt in front of you, ignoring Suigetsu.

"Hello Naruto," you mutter. "You seem to be fine."

"No thanks to you!" the blonde snaps. "And who's this!?"

"This is Suigetsu," you mumble. Naruto shakes his hand eagerly. "And where's Tenten?"

Naruto pales suddenly, looking around.

"Ahh!" He shrieks. "I lost her!"
Dashing off, you and Suigetsu both shake your heads.

"Come on," you mutter.

Stomping to the bleachers, you hurry to two seats in the back. Dropping down, you and Suigetsu settle into the seats, watching the teams warm up.

"Here," you mutter, gesturing. "Over there is Gaara, Sasuke, Hinata and Shino. They're first years… and over there is Kiba, Kankuro and Karin, that's my roommate. Over there's a bunch of seniors, Temari, Pein, Konan, Itachi, Deidara and Tobi."

"It's Deidara, isn't it?" Suigetsu interrupts. You freeze. "Your secret boyfriend is Deidara, right?"

"How the hell…?" You shriek. Suigetsu chuckles.

"I know you too well, Suki," he says. "And your voice squeaked when you said his name."

"Whatever," you mutter, face burning. "Oh look! It's Naruto and Tenten!"

Sure enough, the blonde is leading the brunette through the stands towards free seats. You scan the crowd again and point once more.

"There, that's Shikamaru," you say, indicating the lazy brunette taking up four seats by napping on them. "He's the only other one who knows…"

Sniggering, Suigetsu lifts his water bottle to his lips again. You ignore him.

"My other fried, Juugo is playing today," you continue. "The only other footballers I know are Choji and Rock Lee…"

A loud noise sounds down on the ground and several girls run out in short skirts. You recognize two of them.

"Oh Kami-sama…" you mutter. "It's Sakura… the pink haired one… and Ino, the bleached blonde."

"Are they even wearing skirts?" Suigetsu asks, leaning in. You roll your eyes as he mutters about binoculars.

"Suki-chan!" A voice shrieks. "Over here!"

With a groan, you swing your eyes back to Tobi. He is waving at you, before his eyes shift to Suigetsu. In a flash, both he and Deidara are loping towards you, climbing seats.

"Here comes the boyfriend," Suigetsu mutters.

"Shut up, Sharkie," you growl. Suigetsu chuckles as the other two get closer.

"Suki-chan!" Tobi shrieks again. He leaps over the final seat, landing in the row in front of you. Deidara follows, leaning on the chair casually, although his eyes are running frantically over Suigetsu. Suigetsu obviously notices this, stretching an arm behind you on the seat informally.

"Hello Tobi," you say flatly.

"Suki-chan!" Tobi cries. "You're here for the game!"

"Yes Tobi," you mutter. "This is Suigetsu."

Suigetsu nods to the raven boy he grins at him.

"Hi!" He says cheerfully. "Tobi is pleased to meet you!"

Suigetsu stares at the raven. You sigh.

"Yeah… he's serious," you mutter. Suigetsu grins, turning his gaze to Deidara.

"And you're Deidara, right?" He asks, his lip curling into a smirk. "How… nice to meet you…"

Deidara's eye narrows. You glance at the two before sighing.

"Tobi," you begin. "Let's go get something to eat…"

"Ok!" Tobi chirps. "Come on, Suki-chan!"

You follow him as he bounds over the chairs. You slump off to the stairs, throwing Deidara and Suigetsu one final glance.

'Well… this will be interesting…'

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Laden with snacks, you return to your seat, smiling as you see Suigetsu and Deidara chatting normally.

'Well… they're getting on fine…'

Sitting back down, you hand out the food, rolling your eyes as Tobi bounds back into his seat, almost spilling his drink onto Deidara's golden head. Settling back down, you tune in to watch the game.

After around three minutes you remember why you never usually watched football.

IT IS BLOODY BORING!!

Subtly lifting your headphones to your ears, you discreetly switch on your Ipod.

Always that I was the cool kid class-clown, that's until you called me last year's loudmouth…

Nodding your head to the beat, you tune out happily.

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"Did we win?" You ask. Suigetsu rolls his eyes.

"Yes, you won," he says. "You should pay attention next time."

Walking to the gate, you ignore Suigetsu's comment. Deidara follows a couple of steps behind you, trying to remain inconspicuous and failing miserably.

"Bye Sui," you mutter, hugging him tight. He returns the hug happily. Behind you, a low growl issues. "Shut up, Dei."

You pull apart, smiling at Suigetsu.

"Tell Zabuza I'll visit him tomorrow," you remind him. "I'll drop in on Kisame too."

"See you then," he says, kissing your cheek. Another growl.

"Bye Sui," you call, waving as he leaves. Turning, you smirk at Deidara before sauntering along the wall, vanishing amongst the trees beside the dorm building. Deidara follows discreetly.

The moment you are alone, he pulls you into a deep kiss. You give over to it, allowing his probing tongue access. As he explores, you moan softly, clutching him tighter. His hands stroke your back, while your work their way up to his hair. Gripping it tight, you move your mouth against his furiously, his intoxicating taste filling your head.

Breaking away for breath, you allow Deidara to move down to your neck, sampling the skin there. He moves about, sucking and biting gently.

"Mmm…Dei…" you moan, tilting your head back to give him more room. "M-More…"

Deidara moves over one spot and you gasp. He looks up at you and grins.

"Cool, un," he says. "I found one of your spots, un."

"M-My spots?" You ask. Deidara doesn't reply, just latches back onto the spot, biting and sucking greedily. "Ah!"

Pleasure rushes through you and you grip the blonde's shoulders tightly, moaning. Deidara continues to torture your body in the most pleasurable way.

"Deidara…" you moan louder. "Ngh!"

Releasing your neck with a slight pop, Deidara returns to your mouth happily. You pull away slightly.

"I-I told Neji I h-have a boyfriend," you tell him. He grins. You lean in and capture his mouth again, allowing his tongue re-entry to yours.

'But I wonder… how long must we keep this to ourselves…?'

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Suki-Monkey has signed in.

RamenLord has invited you to a private conversation.

RamenLord: Suki! Hey!

Suki-Monkey: Hey guys, what's up?
Ten²: Hey, who was that guy you were with today?
Suki-Monkey: What guy?
Ten²: You know, the green haired one!

Suki-Monkey: Oh! That's Suigetsu! He was my neighbor.

TroublesomeCloud: Who did you think we meant, Suki?

Suki-Monkey: No one. Congrats on the win, Juugo.

BigJug: Thank you.

RamenLord: Yeah, it was a great game!
Ten²: I had a lot of fun!

RamenLord: Really?

Ten²: Yeah… O////O

TroublesomeCloud: Get a private chat for that crap.

Ten²: Shika sounds jealous.

TroublesomeCloud: You wish

RamenLord: No she doesn't!

Suki-Monkey: Real mature guys…

.Bang has invited you to a private conversation.

.Bang: Hey hun.

Suki-Monkey: Hey, we still on for tomorrow afternoon?

.Bang: Of course. Can't wait.

Suki-Monkey: Me neither. It's gonna be great.

.Bang: you know it! I gotta go – I have painting to do!

RamenLod: So Suki, what are you doing tomorrow?

Suki-Monkey: bye hun

RamenLord: Huh!?

Suki-Monkey: oops, wrong window…

Suki-Monkey: Bye hun, see you tomorrow.

.Bang: Sweet dreams.

.Bang. has left the conversation.

Closing down the conversation box you bite your lip, opening the flashing conversation down the bottom.

RamenLord: Who else are you talking to!? Suki has a secret boyfriend!!

Suki-Monkey: No I don't.

TroublesomeCloud: That's not what it looks like

Suki-Monkey: Maybe you should re-look it.

Ten²: Ooo tell us, Suki! We're your friends!!
Suki-Monkey has left the conversation.

Switching off your laptop irritably, you stomp away from your desk.

'Damn it, Deidara, this is getting harder and harder to hide…'


*gasp* I totally spaced out for the past few weeks, didn't I?! And I left you in such suspence! Sorry! But I'm posting two chps tonight!