Anarchy at Aberglaslyn...

Chapter 1: Are We Nearly There yet?

Sophie's POV

Its 7am on a Saturday morning.
7-freakin'-am!
And I, along with 3 of my other human friends, are all in Becka's truck with 3 vampires.
You could call us extremely brave.
You could call us extremely stupid.
But the only brave thing about this trip was thinking we could travel all the way from Leicester to Wales without Emmett being irritable and annoying.
Now attempting that is bravery...

So with Edward and Stacey in front, myself, Becka and Danni in the middle seats, and Emmett and Jasper in the back, it was already causing arguments....

'Let the anarchy officially begin...'

"I don't like being in the back!" Emmett whined for the hundredth time "I can't reach the CD player Eddie!!"
Everyone – except for Edward who was driving – glared in his direction. There was also a loud thud as Jasper kicked Emmett straight in the shin.

For a while after that, Emmett did actually keep quiet, except for the occasional whimper and whisper of "...music...!"
It didn't take long before I snapped; actually, it only took about an hour.

"SOMEONE PUT SOME GOD DAMN MUSIC ON. It might bloody shut him up!!"
Before I even finished my little rant, I felt a pool of calm surround me.
Damn Jasper.
"You should know by now that shouting doesn't help with Emmett!"
Edward grinned at me through the rear view mirror, earning a slight giggle from the others.

"Ya mam doesn't help with Emmett!!" Danni shouted back; all of us just stare in confusion, until Becka bursts into hysterical laughter.

Then Stacey erupts too.

"Ya face doesn't help with Emmett!!" She fought to say through her laughter. Earning a slight giggle from Edward and Jasper.
"Ya face doesn't help with Emmett!!" Me and Becka shouted at the same time, as the rest of us joined Becka in the hysterical laughter.
"Now that doesn't even make sense!" Emmett shouted, before pouting and looking like a little child whose favourite toy bat had been stolen. This just resulted in more laughter from everyone.

"S-Stacey, look i-in the glove c-compartment for the CDs!" Becka instructed through her laughter. The rest of us were doubled over in hysterics and didn't pay much notice, until Jasper sent another wave of calm over us all.

Damn Jasper again!

"Don't you dare Stacey..." Edward warned quietly, whilst Stacey hunted through the glove compartment. You could practically see his glare burn a hole in the side of her head.
"Ooo! The CD's already in!" Stacey chuckled back. None of us knew what they meant, until she pressed the play button on the stereo.

"OH MY GOSH!!!!" Emmett and Becka squealed simultaneously, before singing along to the song and its slightly-shocking lyrics.

"Let's have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
Don't think too much, just bust that kick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.
HUH!"

Me and Danni just watched as they started raving in their seats – the rest of them were laughing again as they knew what would happen. I was positive though that Jasper was helping slightly with their hyperactivity.

And this was a really worrying sight...

...Especially when Emmett tried to climb over my and Danni to get to Becka, so they could continue dancing.
Let me tell you, Having Emmett's butt directly in your face may sound appealing to many, Stacey and Becka included.
Let me just tell you, it's REALLY not as appealing or funny as it seems.
However everyone else thought it was incredibly comical, so they continued wetting themselves with laughter. This then led to Emmett dancing with Becka again and wiggling around more.

"Edward Cullen, GET YOUR BROTHER'S ASS OUT OF MY FACE NOW!" I screamed in my head, knowing full well he could hear me.
That seemed to get my distress across to someone at least, as he hastily stomped on the brakes, sending Emmett flying forwards into the back of Stacey's seat, his face splattering on the headrest, snapping it off.

"My car!"
"What the hell?!" Emmett and Becka screeched simultaneously. (I know I changed a load here. Sorry ^^;) I heard Danni and Jasper stifle their giggles.
"Jeez, if you were any dumber I'd have to water you Emmett!" Edward screamed back, unleashing everyone else's giggles. "You had your fat butt in Soph's face! You can sit on the roof of the car til' we get there now."

We were all stunned into silence.
"Are you serious?" Emmett whispered.
Edward nodded curtly.

Using their vampire speed, Edward and Emmett shot out of the car, and we could hear the light thuds on top of the car, and the sound of Edward tying some rope over the top.
"Have fun Emmett." Jasper said in a normal tone, knowing all too well that Emmett could hear him.
There was another small thud from the top of the car – obviously his reply – and Edward growled from the driver's seat again.

Once again, we set off for Aberglaslyn, with Emmett safely strapped on the roof; the car seemed too... quiet.
It wasn't as entertaining without Emmett to wind up Edward.
Becka obviously was missing Emmett too, as she kept trying to lean over me to get to the open window.

"EMMETT!!" She shouted, leaning over me again and putting her arm through the open window. "BECKA IS BOOOOORED! Entertain me," she pouted.
Without her noticing, I got hold of the button to close the electric window, grinning wickedly.
I heard Edward chuckle slightly, obviously knowing what I was about to do.

*bzzzzz* (my impression of an electric window!)

"OWWW! My arm! OPENTHEWINDOWOPENTHEWINDOW!"

"Leave Emmett alone then!" I argued back, and stuck my tongue out childishly, even though she couldn't see me. She nodded briefly in reply. Reluctantly, I released her arm.
Five minutes later, I was being squished again; Becka had stuck her head out the window this time, laughing at Emmett who was laughing at her idiocy. She was strange.
So I did the same again.
*bzzzzzz*
"OWOWOWOWOWW!!! MY NECK!!" she screeched. Even Jasper giggled hysterically at the sight of Becka with her head stuck in the window.

"You can let her out now Sophie," Edward chuckled.
"Say what?!" I asked.
"Let Becka out, dumbass! We're here!" Danni shouted in my ear, hitting my shoulder playfully in the process.

I looked over Becka's shoulder, and sure enough, Aberglaslyn Hall was straight ahead of us as Edward stopped the car.
"Wow! Just how I remember it..." I whispered. I pulled on the handle and shoved the door open with as much force as I could. Becka fell out squeaking and flailing her arms, her head still trapped in the window. She looked like one of those cows trapped and waiting to be branded. Trying to unsuccessfully to conceal my snickers I rolled the window down.
She gave me the evils, but when she looked forwards too, the frown disappeared too.

"Aah, Aberglaslyn Hall...."

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Aah, this story is certainly gonna bring back memories!
FYI, it's going to be pretty much based on true events,
although I went Aberglaslyn when I was about 11!
So, reviews & whatnot?
*grins cheekily*
:D
OH! And thanks Becka for helping hugely with this chapter,
You may have some of my badass-homemade-cake as a present!! XD
AND, thanks Danni & Stacey for loads of ideas too!!
...I'm gonna shush now!
loves xx