Title: The 12 Labors of Heracles

Author: Moronic-Muffin

Chapter 2: The Nemean Lion

Leaves off from what the Twins were saying from Chapter 1…

"is to find Nova."

"Nova…" Warden inquired. "You mean Mistress' robot, the one that raped Jailbot?"

Jailbot's emoticon face frowned. "BLEEP."

"Yes. Nova."

"You need to steal her hard drive. This is no simple task. You'd best work hard."

"I see…" Warden smiled. "JARED! Go get Nova's hard rive."

"But SIR!" Jared cried, flapping his arms. "I have no idea where they are! They could be in some desolate mountain or something."

"Go to the office. You know the panoramic window? Look outside. Find her. Steal it. Come back."

Warden pulled out his pocket watch.

"You have 10 minutes."

The twin shrugged. "Do as you please, Warden. But bossing around your stupid accountant is no panacea. If you want to succeed, you'd best work together."

"…Well, we'll ALL go to the window and watch Jared find her."

-o-

After Warden's excessively stupid comment, the Twins demanded they leave their lab. Warden, Alice, Jailbot and Jared walked (or in Jailbot's case, floated) back to Warden's office, where Warden demanded that Jared find Nova, which made Jared have a heart attack, which made Alice punch Jared. Nothing would get done if they didn't out their wits together.

After Alice had punched everyone in the room at least twice, everyone was quiet and sober enough to make plans.

Jailbot would track Nova's presence. Then Alice hit Nova with a baseball bat. Jared would steal the harddrive. Warden would distract mistress.

IT WAS TIME TO PUT THIS PLAN INTO ACTION.

-o-

"HEY THERE." Warden said awkwardly as he swung in front of Mistress. Mistress cringed. "What do you want now, Warden? CAN'T YOU SEE I'M BUSY TRYING TO MAKE PLANS TO DESTROY YOU?"

"Ahaha, plans. They start with 'P'."

"Well? What do you want?"

"…I forgot."

"Then go away."
"I remember~"

"Then what?"

"I forgot."

"THEN GO AWAY."

"BUT I REMEMBER."

-o-

Alice watched Warden annoy Mistress from a distance, and signaled Jailbot for action. Jailbot mimicked Mistress' voice with a computer Warden installed, and beckoned Nova to come over. Nova floated over.

"Is there something I could help you with?"

"Bleep."

"Oh. You. Retro-Model."

"BLEEEEEEEEP."
Jailbot smashed the pink robot into small pieces. Including the drive.

"…Bleep."

Jared started to sweat uncontrollably. "J-J-J-JAILBOT WHAT DID YOU DOOOOOO?!" He screamed. "WE KILLED IT! EVERYTHING'S RUINED! WE'RE GOING TO DIE NOW, DEAR GOD I CAN SEE THE APOCALYPSE."

"SHUT UP, JARED. BE SENSIBLE." Alice grunted. She handed him a plastic bag. "Put the pieces in here and hurry, since Warden's testing Mistress's patience."

-o-

"I REMEMEBER~~~"

"THEN TELL ME, GODDAMNIT!"

"I've forgotten~"

"GAAAAAAAAH." Mistress lunged for Warden's neck, only to have Warden be pulled into the air by a familiar, refrigerator sized robot. Warden stuck his tongue out at her.

Mistress finally lost it. "I'LL GET YOU, YOU DAMNED MEDDLING KIDS."

-o-

Warden crashed through a wall of the Twins' cell on a rainbow, followed by Jailbot, Alice, and Jared. Warden tossed them the plastic bag before sitting on one of their chairs and propping his feet on their computer's keyboard.

"There you have it. Task one is DONE."

The Twins smiled. "BUT, we asked you for the hard drive WHOLE. This thing is smashed into pieces."

"Actually you didn't, sirs." Jared said. "Play the recording, Jailbot~"

Jailbot played a recording of the Twins' voice:

"Bring us back Nova's hard drive."

"You never DID say that you wanted it whole or in small pieces." Jared continued.

"THAT'S RIGHT. WE FOUND A LOOPY-LOOPY-LOOPHOLE IN YOUR SINISTER PLANS." Warden said in a cacophonic voice. The Twins shrugged. "Fine by us."

"Let's just see if you can complete the next task."

The end for now

Hohoho

Cliffhanger ftw

This was a shitty chapter with bad writing, but YOU KNOW. I TRIED.