Title: The 12 labors of Heracles
Written By: Moronic-Muffin
HAY YOU GUYS.
I do really enjoy slacking off on writing, but I'm compelled to do this. Usually, I plan before I write, but I'm just going to make up this chapter as I go along. I'm split it into 2 chapters. I'm stupid like that.
NO, I didn't stop writing this story. I'm just retarted.
And I have no idea how Hydras can tie into Superjail, so why not make Warden travel to Greece and find that magical snake thing like Heracles did?
I need something better to do with my time.
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"Let's see if you can complete the next task."
Warden huffed impatiently. He didn't like working. That was Jared's job, not his.
Just then, Jared accidentally knocked over a bookshelf. Books toppled everywhere, scattering on the floor, and one particular book slid over to the twin. He looked down to read the title.
Greek Myths.
On the cover was the infamous Hydra, with Heracles proceeding to sever its head.
The twin's brother also noticed the cover.
"You must slay a--" The twin started.
His brother quickly clamped his hand over his mouth, and signaled that they needed to discuss something.
Twin #1 dragged his brother over to a desolate corner.
"What do you mean, SLAY A HYDRA?"
"That book! It gave me inspiration…"
"That's impossible though! Hydra's don't exist and--"
"You're slow, aren't you? That's the point. If they can't do it, they don't win."
"…"
"We get our stuff."
"Oh."
The brothers walked back.
Warden was staring at a wall, as Alice tried to kick Jared and Jailbot frowned upon this all.
There was no way these idiots could slay a hydra.
END
SHORT HUH
But I'm stupid like that.
I read it and LOL IT'S
SO CHEESY
I would be ashamed of myself if I had any dignity (which
I don't)