GYAAAAH!!
You guys who are reading Challenge, read "Believe" too,it's also a Shika Tema thing. I would appreciate it. Love you guys.
Short Chapter, cause I was writing another chapter for "Believe" but I made it enjoyable. At least I think so....
Temari was sort of shocked by the kiss that tasted nothing like she expected. It did not taste like alcohol, merely it tasted like caramel. That was indeed suprising, she didn't stop the kiss nor deepen it. She was just at lost. But when Shikamaru tried to deepen the kiss, putting his hands on her cheeks, she was about to stop it since it's totally wrong to continue some things when someone was not even aware of their action. She felt something sharp graze her lips.
She pushed Shikamaru away from him and stared at him.
"What the heck? Are those...were they..." She was at lost for words.
Now she wasn't sure who was drunk. She must be making things up in her mind. There's no way Shikamaru could have fangs. He's human.
"Why the hell do you have fangs, Nara?" She asked.
"You want to bang...huh....damn, I must be really drunk." Shikamaru muttered.
Temari sighed, so he's drunk but taste like caramel and have fangs. So is he human?
She also won't even comment about the bang part.
She stood up and fixed her clothes. If anyone walks in they might think she's the one making the moves, and say she got him drunk on purpose, of course that would be what Kankurou would say. But then he'll go off and try kill Shikamaru.
She walked around the house, leaving Shikamaru in his room. As she walked to the hall way, Temari couldn't help but noticed the pictures that hangs on the walls. It was him with his friend, he was sort of smiling with the lop sided grin that seems to look he doesn't give a damn.
Temari smiled, so this is Shikamaru with his friends huh?
She moved on and found another picture, it was Shikamaru and an older guy that looks like him and an older woman. This must be his parents. They looked like a wealthy family. Shikamaru looked to be around fifteen.
She moved on and found another picture, except this one is more puzzling. It was a guy who was smoking. Who was he to Shikamaru that he had framed and hanged the picture?
She continued on, realizing she had dragged around the hallway too long. She didn't want to get to know the guy that's why she had tried hard to avoid him. But apparently some unknown force is working against her.
She went into the bathroom and found a towel and wet it. She wasn't sure if that would help Shikamaru snap out of his drunk state, but she hoped it would. She was quite curious about the caramel taste of him and his fangs that almost gave her a cut.
The next day, Shikamaru woke up on his bed. He thanked that he was different and doesn't get the after effect of getting drunk, you know the puking, dizziness,head ache. He has a different one.. He got up and then looked down, he was completely-he was just wearing his boxers. What did he do last night? He couldn't remember anything except egging Naruto on to drink with him.
He stepped out of his room, smelling food that was slightly burnt. He wondered why Naruto even bothered trying to cook when they would just go out or possibly Hinata would be kind enough again to cook them food.
"Eh, Naruto don't stress yourself 'cause I rather not eat poiso-" Shikamaru blinked. He gulped.
"Hey" Temari said. She looked at Shikamaru from top to bottom. "Is this how you look like in the morning? Maybe mornings are just akward for some people." She smirked and then went back to her cooking.
Shikamaru sighed a relief. At least she didn't hear him say the poison part.
"Do you need help, blondie?" He asked.
"No," She laughed. "I think poisoning you would be enough."
Okay,so she did hear the poison part.
"Ahhhh...." Shikamaru started to headed back to his room but then realized he wasn't quite sure how Temari ended up in his house and there seem to be no sight of Naruto anywhere.
"Take a shower and we'll talk later."
Shikamaru raised an eyebrow but made no comment. She was demanding. But he rather not start his morning arguing with the woman who had said no many times and gave a straight forward answer of 'No you actually don't have a chance, sorry.' even if it is his house. Arguments in the morning are quite troublesome.
When Shikamaru came back, he was now a fresh man. lmao. Wearing a white long sleeve shirt and black pants, he saw Temari set up the plates like she'd been here way too long. He watched as she went to his fridge and took out milk and pour it in the glass and put it on the table. While she had tea.
She cooked scrambled eggs, bacon, sausages and lots of things that made Shikamaru stomach grumbled so loud that he found himself slightly embarassed and excused himself.
"Well sit down and eat if you're so hungry." Temari said a bit too not gentle that Shikamaru merely complied.
He started eating while Temari sat on the opposite of him.
"Say...Temari...wha-"
"Broke in last night. Worried. Don't. Make. A . Big deal." She said coldly.
Shikamaru nodded, "Wait, which one do I not make a big deal of? You being worried about me...or breaking in? Or both?"
"Gah! Nara!"
"Just asking..."
"Both"
"Oh, ah, okay. Guess I can't put that in front of a cover 'End of the World, Worried Blonde Decides to Break in a House'"
"Whatever. Say Shikamaru..." Temari started, she had played the conversation many times in her head and there were simply no way around it. There's only honesty and she hopes he gives him that. "Why do you taste like caramel?"
"What? I taste like caramel?"
"Yes"
"Did you like....bit me while I was drunk...?" He wasn't sure why she would say he taste like caramel.
Temari glared at him. "No! Heck no! You kissed me when you were drunk and you tasted like caramel! You were suppose to taste and smell like alcohol. But there was no sign of it except your incoherent words!"
Shikamaru raised his hands up, "Ok, sorry. Calm down."
"So?"
"So what?"
"Why did you taste like caramel?"
"I don't know. Why don't you tell me, you tasted me."
Both of them looked at each other and then closed their eyes tight.
"Sorry, sorry." Shikamaru said immediately. "I'm not sure, I was drunk. I would say ask my friend that was here last night...but seems to be missing...you didn't kill him...right?"
"No, he left earlier"
"Okay, good because he's about to be a married man. His fiancee might go all byakugan on me."
"What?" That one word caught her attention.
"Nothing. Just...after effect of being drunk...makes me more...well what I say is likely irrelevant and not in orders. I'm not sure my brain is all jumbled up."
Temari laughed, "I got it. By the way Nara is it a common occurence for people to just sort of come by your house uninvinted?"
"Yeah, my friends comes here uninvinted. They fancy the idea they don't need an invitation."
"If I were with you I wouldn't like anyone coming in uninvited."
"Uh huh then let's just be thankful you're not with me...well you are with me literally but not emotionally speaking...or in a relationship wise...Ahh"
Temari raised an eyebrow. "I don't know which side of you is more interesting."
"Huh?"
"Being lazy and some what enigmatic you, or being drunk,taste like caramel, with fangs you."
"I would say the being drunk, taste like caramel, with fangs me." Shikamaru said simply. "But then I'm still the lazy enigmatic me."
"So why don't you tell me what you are, Shikamaru?"
"I'd tell you what I am but then I have to kill you." He said seriously and deadpan.
But then a couple of second later, he shrugged.
"Are you a vampire?"
"Do vampires turn you on?" Shikamaru asked.
"Ahh..." Temari blushed slightly with made Shikamaru laugh hard."You're not going to tell me huh?"
"No, I would rather you fantasize about me being a vampire, it goes much better doesn't it?" He teased. He licked his lips, which frankly Temari couldn't help but follow the movement, she saw his fangs again.
"Are you usually this...ah straight forward after drinking?"
Shikamaru blinked,"Yeah, that's why I made it a rule not to drink alcohol. But last night was just a slip up. You're not even suppose to be here."
"Weird"
"It makes me less more than a gentleman."
"You're a gentleman?"
"I try at least." He waggled his skinny eyebrows.
Temari couldn't help but laugh, but it was the truth. He never really insulted her. Never hit her. Puts up with, Shikamaru Nara was sort of a sexy dork.
"I think..I sorta like you." Temari said. "Sorta, or maybe the caramel went through my head."
"So what you're saying is, you liked my drunken taste like caramel kiss?"
"Yeah, I think so." Temari frowned.
Shikamaru was surprised. He doesn't know if he's surprising her since they're both kinda being too honest with each other. Maybe when a girl sees you with your boxer on only and still keep a straight face and boss you around but still cooks you breakfast knowing you were drunk last night and say she likes the way you kissed her,when you had no idea how it went but hope you would find out soon, you just have one thing on the mind then, you gotta have the girl no matter what. But Shikamaru Nara was just a tad afraid to pursue her, even if she had sort of admitted, she sorta liked him, or the drunken caramel kiss.
But he remembered something slightly off this morning....
"Wait, hold on. I don't remember undressing myself last night..." Shikamaru said. He seriously didn't remember. Did he undress himself? He could only remember thinking he made up Temari being there and the rest was a mystery.
He looked at Temari but she was now avoiding his gaze.
"Temari, I didn't bit you did I?" Shikamaru asked.
"No" She said confused. "What does that have to do with your lack of clothes earlier?"
"Then..."
"You don't wanna know..." She said slightly turning red.
"Oh, believe me I want to know. I need answers."
"Ah, please. It's not like you're gonna get pregnant." Temari said carelessly, rolling her eyes.
"Huh?" Shikamaru eyes widened. "You mea-"
"No!" She stood up. "We did not do it! I just mean nothing happened. You were just very, very..."
"Very..very what?"
"Sexy"
A/N-If you read this say, ShikaTema is smex, on the review. xD
I couldn't help myself. X.x I needed the playfulness and idk, just made me laugh. XD
review and tell me what ya think. its sorta a filler, but you know theres the fang caramel issue...haha...dunno...and the question of how the hell did Shikamaru end up with boxer only? O.o i wish i could see that, that be smex. lmao.
If you guys hate this chap,i am so sorry. but screw you people its my story. XDD jp, i write for you guys!!!!!
LOVE YOU ALL, My reviewers,alerters,favoriters...making up wordsserrr....
Anne