Dude! Haha, crap. My younger cousin, 2 years old spilled juice. Juice+computer= fxcked.
Anyways, Tomorrow for me is Friday, Good Friday, I'm religious. I'ma pray tomorrow and go church Sunday. Yay, lol. If only my aunty and cousins were also not lazy to go church, but anyway it's a free country.
Oh, yay. I'm going to Philippines, Christmas time. XD hopefully i get to see Sarah Geronimo, weee.
Fudge, i got stuck. No actually. I was just...mhmm...Reading books. I was amazed by my classmate's vast vocabulary. Her story was incredible that I stole it. (I asked if I could keep it she said yes lol)
Btw, I am not a big fan of Twilight (I read all of the Twilight Saga though). ^_^; Hope that's not a strike against me.
But if it is, then screw it. I'm entitled to my opinion. Peace!
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Temari was woken up by glass breaking into pieces. As she opened her eyes she saw Shikamaru-sort of flying, crashing to the other side of the room.
What the.
She quickly stood up and then glared at the bullies, and that being said were her brothers. Kankurou was the one who threw Shikamaru the other side of the room.
Temari closed her eyes. It's annoying to be awaken by noises created by your own damn brothers trying to beat up your own very sexy…lover? She was not even sure what to call him. And the situation they're in, or should she say relationship?
"What is this, Temari?" Gaara asked.
"What is what, Gaara? What the hell do you think you're doing Kankurou. You can't just hurt someone, especially in their own fricken house, that's not polite." Temari said, her hands resting on her waist.
And Temari is the epitome of being polite?
"We followed you here when you left." Gaara informed Temari.
"I just did, sis. I mean imagine my shock when I see you and him all humping on that couch and Gaara wouldn't even let me stop it!" Kankurou started. "He said; wait till they wake up because it's rude! What the effers!"
Temari blinked and then blushed remembering what happened last night.
"We weren't humping."
"Fxcking then,"
"No, not that either."
"Riding his bones,"
"No! No, home run,"
"What?"
Temari rolled her eyes, like hell Kankurou wouldn't know what she meant by that.
"Third Base," Gaara said, in the same tone he'd spoken before. This made Temari, Kankurou and even Shikamaru look at him, o.o, how does he know...
"No..." Temari said, and then thought about it, "Maybe, don't remember." Liar.
Of course she remembers everything, to the last detail. She did initiate that hot kiss last night.
Shikamaru stood up and mummbled troublesome.
"I said not to do anything, Nara." Gaara said.
Shikamaru shrugged. "If you think about it, I did nothing. She came here, we watched movies and then she used her persuasive skills that paranormal and romance mix. I did nothing."
Except kiss her back, but he wouldn't even dare mention that for fear of missing his tongue.
"And that leaves you with no fricken shirt on!? And third base???" Kankurou yelled. He was preparing to attack Shikamaru, but Temari and Gaara held him back.
"It was getting hot last night. Hey, apparently she and I are fans of baseball; we have more in common than I thought."
Temari stifled a laugh. Shikamaru was sure funny; does he want to die though?
"And you!" Kankurou pointed a finger towards Temari. From anyone who doesn't know them, they would probably think Kankurou was one of the worried parents that are too strict.
"What?"
"What the hell are you wearing?"
Temari looked at her clothes, "Clothes?"
"Why the hell are you not naked?"
Temari hit Kankurou's head, and rolled her eyes. And this is why it's hard to make friends with anyone without freaking them out.
"I rather not see our sister naked, Kankurou. It's a good sign she's wearing clothes." Gaara said with a slight frown in direction of Kankurou.
Kankurou blinked and then opened his mouth and then closed it and shivered.
It lasted for some hours, Kankurou not shutting up for one minute. Gaara remained quiet and only speaking when he felt like it, or need to say something. The main line was, they won't hesitate on breaking every single bones Shikamaru have, including the one that's the main threat to their sister's innocence, though Shikamaru pointed out, it was not a bone, it just get hard because of the blood...but Temari made him shut up because she rather not hear about IT. Even if he said it in a way to educate, like a fricken Sex Education is needed. Kankurou found it so amusing that he laughed very hard. Gaara eyes just simply widened and he appeared slightly amused.
Temari just rolled her eyes. Some would say they were vulgar. Some would just say, they were very immature, indeed.
They hadn't even move around the one room-living room.
They did question to why Temari was staying here. Temari had answered that she's sleeping over until, well Shikamaru tells her his secret. Her answer was received with curiosity.
"What secret?" Gaara inquired. "Is there something important I have not found about you?" He asked in a sort of an investigator collecting information. "You came from a good family, the Nara's. Your mother is Yoshino-"
"How the hell do you know that?" Shikamaru asked, taken aback.
"There is such thing as the internet." Gaara merely answered. "It could be the deadliest weapon."
Gaara smiled slightly. Shikamaru gave a lop sided smiled due to his nervousness. That indeed, people who works to make weaponry must know how to use anything and everything as a weapon, no matter how stupid it sounds.
Again, he was hit by the fact Temari's family make weaponry. They could very well kill him.
A knife could be used in thousand ways if the one held it is skilled.
If you lack the skill the best thing and likely thing you could do is cut yourself and kill yourself. Hurray.
He gulped. Temari noticing his discomfort, mouthed "Don't worry they're just being themselves."
Haha, exactly. That's the problem, Temari. He wanted to mouth back to her but decided to do it later when they're gone.
Shikamaru stared outside the window, it was pouring heavily. He heard her coming, as she walked and then heard the door closed. He sighed and massaged his forehead with his hand as he leaned back against the wall, turning away from the window.
He smiled.
She smiled back.
"Did it work?" She asked.
"Hmm...You lack skills." He said, grinning. Teasing.
She rolled her eyes playfully and pouted.
Shikamaru pulled her closed to him, resting his hands on her waist.
"But we could work on that, I could teach you." He said softly.
"I would like that..." She said, blushing a bit.
Their lips met, and for awhile stayed there until his tongue licked her lips, asking for permission. She opened her mouth slightly enough for his tongue to enter. And that's when they had tongue war. Her arms wrapped around his neck as they deepened the kiss. Shikamaru hand was on the back side of her head and other still on her waist. Breaking the kiss, Shikamaru trailed kisses down to her neck and she felt his fangs on her skin. But he didn't bite her.
They stared at each other, their eyes both smoky. They could no longer lie; it was obvious they were both physically attracted to each other. It gets hot fast, both blushing and slightly out of breath.
"You look delicious." Temari said, licking her lips. Shikamaru follow the movement of her tongue.
"Shouldn't I be saying that?" He asked lightly.
"Right, just because you have the fangs." She made a face, "But I bite too, you know."
They both laughed.
"Of course you do."
"So...you agree with me now right? Paranormal and Romance do mix. Look at Bella and Edward."
"I don't know. Bella and Edward are fictional characters." Shikamaru pointed out, he received a light punch on the stomach from Temari.
"Tsk, troublesome."
"You always say that."
"I never have seen trouble so...sexy." He waggled his eyebrows and made Temari laugh out loud.
"Holy-crap! Was I dreaming?" Shikamaru woken up because he fell off the couch he was sleeping on. The last night, hot kiss happened. The brothers breaking in and almost breaking him happened as well. What about...the other kissing in the daylight...bite...
He shooked his head.
He sighed. He remembered Temari telling him she's going to get some of her work stuff done, earlier.
And she added that he should stop being lazy and start writing. You can't write when an attractive woman comes into your mind ever so often that you would end up just writing her name.
Also, he was in deep thoughts.
No way could he get two hot kisses for day and night. That would be just damn lucky. Too good to be true. He frowned and crossed his arms, thinking.
"Hey Man" Naruto came in and stopped to look at Shikamaru.
"You are meditating?" He asked.
"No, just...wondering...."
"About?"
"If Temari and I made out"
"What? Good job. Wait does she know, you know?"
Shikamaru shook his head. "Well she knows a little, like my fangs."
"Oh, did you bit her?"
"No, it's wrong to bite people, Naruto."
"It's not wrong to bite people especially when they like it, crave it, will beg for it."
"You're too much like Jiraiya and Kakashi."
"Heh, whatever. Just sayin' if this is true love between you and Temari I say you let her in."
"And if it's just pure lust?"
"I say..."
"Bang," Sai came in, almost gliding. Shikamaru stared at Sai. He was absolutely pale.
"Do you scream or twitch when the sun light hits you?" Shikamaru asked.
"No, I'm not a vampire."
"You suck blood. Blood Sucking is considered vamparism...nism...erism." Naruto said, he was for a second knew what he was talking about, but then totally lost it. "And Sai, you do not 'bang' when you're in lust."
"So what do you do then?"
"You seduce her."
"And then bite her?" Sai added.
"And then bang." Naruto finished.
"Don't tell me this is truly how you treat women? That's just utterly wrong." Shikamaru said. No matter what he was raised with morals. He would never dare truly disrespect a girl or play with her. It's despicable. Vile.
Sai and Naruto smiled and then answered in unison,
"Hell No."
"We treat girls with respect and love and affection." Naruto started. "I mean why the hell would I treat someone I consider special in my life like crap?"
"It says in this book" Sai pulled out his own little pocket book titled 'How to make any woman fall in love with you' written by Shikamaru Nara, "that women loves to be treated with love. Adored."
"Did I write anything about, how do you know if it's lust or love?"
"Nope, I think a man would cross that line one day in their life, and when they do they would know that it is Love they feel." Naruto said dramatically, that he seems to have his own bright spot light, but it was merely the sunlight coming into the room.
"Moving on." I should have never even bothered telling them anything...
"What are you guys doing here?"
Yes it was normal for Naruto to come and go. But something would be up if Naruto and Sai are together. It would mean they had to do something. The moment he asked the question, Naruto and Sai became sort of expressionless and then grim.
Shikamaru didn't need to ask anything. He knows what needs to be done.
He definitely doesn't need Temari around right now.
A/N
I did say I would update yesterday to some of my reviewers. But I was sick; I had a horrible head ache. X_X it didn't stop. I had it for two days straight!! So yeah. Only now. Arggh. Huu. Cough.
Ey. By the way how was the chapter? ^_^ fine, good? Great? Hilarious?
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You guys know that by now right?
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And my cousin, who has the same name as mine, May808, she stole her lil sis name. lol. Thanks cuz!
Well it's obvious my A/N is long and possibly pointless. But my thank yous are not.
Also thank you for my favoriters, alerters. ^___^ I would write your names too, but then I have to click on my mail…and that's troublesome…and I erased my mails. X-x;
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