Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight, nor Victoria Secrets.

(A.N.) Sorry about the cliffhanger! It gets better, I promise! I don't want to like beg ya'll for reviews so I'll keep posting as long as ya'll keep enjoying!

P.S Sorry I just realized you have to type the authors note here. Hehe can be a little out of it sometimes!

But when Alice returned to the present I knew it was nothing bad. She had a wicked grin on her face.

"Edward's coming home early, Bella, he thinks he's just going to come prancing on in and take you away. Oh, no, he's got another thing coming!" At the mention of Edward's name my heart skipped a beat. I smiled.

"Really, but what if I want him to come in and take me away?" Alice glared daggers through me.

"No, he will not, you are going to know him off his feet with you beauty and pick him up by the collar of his shirt!" My eyes widen, I actually liked this idea.

"Rose go get the Vicky's bag on the third shelf in the back." Alice instructed Rose. She nodded and headed into the colossal closet.

"Um, Alice, why are we doing this, and what is Vicky's?" Alice turned to me and said, "Do you want to dazzle Edward for a change?" I nodded. "Then that's why." She explained.

"Oh, okay, then I like this idea!" I said smiling wickedly. Alice and Rose chuckled and said, "We have taught you well!" and I joined in laughing. As for my second question: I saw the pink Victoria Secret bag. My jaw dropped.

"Okay, now the plan is not so cool." They laughed.

"It's not as bad as you think." Rose said, "You're just going to wear it under something. And you won't even have to wear it until tomorrow when Edward comes home." She smiled at me. We didn't hate each other now but we where just on friend status. But for some weird reason I believed her. I nodded.

"Okay." Alice said, throwing the first bag at me and told me to get dressed.

"We have a lot to teach you in a short time." I walked to the bathroom and pulled out some teal, cotton shorts, booty shorts; as I called them, and a lacy navy tank. I shook my head and pulled them on and walked outside. Alice and Rose whistled.

"You look almost like I did when I was human." I scoffed at what Rose had said.

"Yeah, except my hairs not blond and I'm not hot!" They shook their heads.

"Yes you are Bella, and that push up bra we got you a while ago really helps." I blushed.

"Really?" I asked and they nodded. "How did you know I was wearing it?" they laughed very audibly.

"We girls are supposed to know these things. Rose said.

"Oh. Kay?!?!?" I said questionably

"Now we have to teach you many things young grasshopper!" I smiled, "To Edward's room!" Alice said emphasizing by pointing to the door. I laughed and rushed toward Edward's room, opening the door and leaped onto the still unmade bed.

I heard Rose and Alice still in her room discussing something. Alice had taken my faded navy sweatshirt and thrown it in the wash, and I was still cold. So I rolled off the bed but my foot slipped and I fell off the bed.

"I'm okay!" I yelled loudly and heard them jeering. I ran to Edward's closet, knowing I had no other sweater here, and opened the door. WOW, his closet was almost as big as Alice's. I walked towards his sweatshirts and surprisingly found a hoodie of his and pulled it on over my head. I felt kind of bad but it was way better than some skin tight hoodie Alice would force me in.

I smelled it, yes I know it is weird but Edward always smelt so good, and this sweatshirt smelled like him too! I pulled the hood up and wrapped my arms around myself. His smell permeated around me, it was delicious. It was almost like he was there wrapping his arms around me, holding me. I closed my eyes and just stood there until I heard the flash of camera.

"Aww, Rose, Edward will love this picture." I blushed.

"You don't think he'll mind, do you?" I asked in a small voice.

"Psk, no, he'll love it!" Alice exclaimed.

"Okay," I began circumspectly, "so, what is my first lesson?"

"DANCING!!!" They both said, rather earsplitting. I cringed. Oh God. I took a deep breath. All this would pay off… I keep telling myself over and over.

"Okay, let's do this!" I said. They looked surprised, well at lease Rose did.

"Really?" Rose ask, astounded. I nodded.

"Okay let's get this party started!" Alice yelled and walked over to Edward's stereo and put in a homemade cd. Snapping then…

Where's all my soul sisters

Let me here y'all flow sisters

Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister

Hey sister, go sister, soul sister, flow sister…

Started and I gasped. I loved this song! I jumped out into the middle of the room and to my own surprise, broke out dancing, very well may I add, especially by the looks on both Alice's and Rose's face.

I started singing too. WOW! I sounded good. I stopped and put a hand to my mouth like I hade just spoken some foreign language. I stood wide eyed looked at a stunned Alice and Rose. Alice was the first to snap back.

"Okay but can you dance to this. She turned to a rap song; I didn't recognize it at first but then…

Shorty had them Apple Bottom Jeans

Boots with the fur [with the fur

The whole club was lookin' at her

She hit the floor [hit the floor

Next thing ya know

Shorty got

Low,low,low,low,low,low,low

I took in the music for a second not my type, but defiantly danceable. I started to sway my hips, in time with the beat; threw my hands, above my head; and danced like there was no tomorrow!

"Okay lesson one over!" Alice said obviously amazed at my latent, newly, profound dancing skills.

"Next, to dazzle!"

"Ooo, not so easy." I said, vexed.

"On the contrary, Bella, easier than you think. Jasper left a list of things that he noticed turned Edward on." Alice informed me.

"Nice!" I nodded in approval and smiled. I looked at the down at the list Alice had produced.

Things that turn Edward on!

When Bella blushes (a given one!)

When Bella laughs

When Bella pouts (this one enabled me to drive the Volvo!)

When she looks at him and bats her eyes (I smiled at this one!)

When she is angry

When she sleeps

When she sits on his lap ( a given one, also)

When she walks away and sways her hips.

Hint for Bella: Be as much as yourself as you can, but still able to get him under your thumb, with out giving yourself away!

P.S. I CAUGHT HIM LOOKING AT YOUR BUTT!!!!!!!!!!

(Emmett wrote that!)

(A.N.) Ooo, another cliffy! So what do ya'll think so far?? Hints for future? I promise to update as soon as possible!! Kudos for anyone who can name the first song!