(A/N) Yeah, yeah I know, cliffy again, sorry! So I have posted two chapters in one day, I think my parents are fixing to ground me from the computer because I have been on way to long, but yeah that's how much I love you guys!! Ha ha, any ways let me know it ya'll are enjoying!!
And so the story begins…
I busted out laughing.
"Oh My Carlisle!!!" I was in hysterics. Rose and Alice were laughing obviously at my laughter.
"Okay, okay, I'm good. Edward – looked – at – my – butt!" I said breaking out into hysterics once again. I could not control myself; I was crying I'd laughed so hard. I took like ten deep breaths and said, "But he is much too gentlemanly to be 'turned on' or whatever!" I said sternly now. They both shook their heads.
"You would be surprised Bella!" Rose said. I blushed feverously now, and smiled huge smile.
"Okay, but why do I have to learn all this anyway? I mean come on! It's not like anything is going to happen!" Rose and Alice looked at me sternly.
"What?" I asked confused, "Oh something is going to happen?" I asked. Alice chuckled.
"Yes Bella, but first you have to dazzle and surprise him, then leave him wanting more." By the end of that statement Rosalie and Alice where smiling remembering something.
"As for the dancing…" Alice trailed off.
"He is going to come home see all three of us dancing, interrupt us, and try to sweep you away." Rose finished.
"But that's not going to happen, you see you are going to dazzle him then we take you away, him wanting more, and get you ready for the date he is going to take you on." Alice added.
"But as Jasper said, DON'T. GIVE. IT. AWAY!" Rose said emphasizing those last four words. That I can do!!!!
"Okay girls! Give me all you got!!" I yelled. They laughed and so on with Dazzling101!
XXXXXXX
By the end of the lesson I had a huge migraine, trying to absorb all of the information they had given me:
'You have to be seductive but not sluty'
'Remember what Jasper said'
'Oh! And try to bend down with you butt facing him!' Rose had added at the end.
Oh and that was not even half, I would rather not try to remember the, not so innocent 'tips' they had given me.
Way too much to remember; I took a deep breath.
"Okay, I think I got it all. Alice what time is it?" I added toward the end.
"Um, about 5ish." Oh, that's why I am so hungry. I smiled at her when my stomach growled. She made an "o" shape with her mouth and was back with a sandwich in no time.
"Thank You." I said sweetly.
"Okay, here is the schedule for tomorrow!
Get Bella in bed early
Get Bell up at 5. (I gasped at this part and Alice just glared at me so I decided to attack my sandwich.)
Get Bella in dancing cloths at 7
Get Bella dancing at 7:30
Edward will be home at 8
make sure the right song is playing when he returns
Edward sees Bella 8:15:17
Plan Dazzle Edward begins at 8:18
Get Bella ready for date at 8:19, this is supposed to take 8 hours to get Edward anxious
At 5pm Edward and Bella leave
And the rest is up to you and Edward!" Alice said finally finishing.
"Okay, but if I have to get up early in the morning I'm hitting the sack!" I said handing Alice my plate, jumping on the HUGE, fluffy bed and bundling up for the night. And before I could ask Alice, she had Edwards's cd in his stereo playing softly in the back round. I was asleep, and dreaming of tomorrow, in no time.
(A.N) I know probably the shortest chapter yet, but it gets way better! I promise I will update tomorrow because one) I have already posted two today, two) my hands are going to fall off right now, three) it is almost nine o' clock and I have a busy day tomorrow, four) I am getting yelled at by my parents I need to get off. So I will try update tomorrow! I will, I promise!
Goodnight, ya'll!! ( well at least for me!)
