Holy shit on a muffin its been a long time since I have written anything for this story, as I had the deadly disease known as writers block, then I had my appendix out, then I just kinda forgot. :-P

Note: Italics means its in Harry Plopper's POV. Regular is the Cullen's POV

HPOV

I ran up to my two best friends in the world, Ron and Hermione, to tell them the latest piece of gossip I heard. "Did you know that Seamus has a girlfriend? And that they have actually, ya know, did it!"

"Le gasp! Are you saying that they actually…held hands?!" asked my unfortunate looking friend Ron.

"No, it's much more scandalous! They actually…kissed!" I stammered.

"Oh my stars! That is absolutely disgusting!" said Hermione, who was also quite unfortunate looking? Why did I have such hideous friends? I mean I am Harry freaking Potter!

"Hey did you guys here that there are 6 vampires staying at Hogwarts?" asked Ron's older much more attractive twin brother's Fred and George.

"Yawn" said Hermione. Vampires were boring compared to the scandal at hand.

"Yeah, but they are so heart achingly attractive," said George.

"Especially the blonde chick," said Fred.

Suddenly the 6 vampires came in through the door of the common room. They were definitely very attractive. The blonde one was by far the hottest though, as Fred had said.

"Ew, would you look at the décor of this place Rose? Who designed this place? Because they deserve to be shot," said the small dark haired vampire.

"Ugh, I know, its like straight out of the 16th Century, and hellooooo it's the 21st century. Looks like we'll have to fix that, right Alice?" said the blonde who must've been Rose.

"Fo' sho'" said Alice.

"You! Prepubescent child! You're Harry Potter correct?" asked the guy with magnificent bronze locks shouted in my direction.

"Y-y-y-yes," I stuttered.

"We're gonna help you terminate that evil guy, um what's his name again?" he said

"Moldywarts, I think," said the guy with fluffy blonde hair.

"No it was totally, Voldetart," said the scary big guy.

"You mean Voldemort?" I whispered.

"YES! That's it! Thanks kid," said the guy with bronze hair.

"Well the prophecy said…" I began.

"I don't give a damn what the fucking prophecy said, I just want to kick some dark lord ass!" said the scary guy again.

"Language!" said Hermione shocked. Vulgar language was never used in Hogwarts. After all we were all about good vs. evil and friendship, not profanities or even worse…sex.

EDPOV

Were these kids serious? There thoughts were so innocent even though they were like 15 or 16 years old. And they had a complete spaz attack when Emmett swore. And apparently the biggest scandal was that some guy kissed his girlfriend.

"We do whatever the hell we want," said Rose, sneering at the girl with big bushy hair. The girl fainted from the exposure to all the swearing…probably.

"Can someone show us where are rooms are?" asked Emmett. "It's been like 5 minutes since Rosalie and I have had sex." The whole room became quiet and everyone's jaw was hanging open.

"Woah, chillax kiddies, we are married," said Emmett.

Still no one in the room moved.

"Fine guess we'll go find our own rooms," said Emmett, as he and Rose ran up the stairs.

"Erm, well just uh, leave now," said Alice as Jasper lead her up the stairs right behind Rose an Emmett.

"Edward, we should probably go too, these kids are just freaky," said Bella. I smiled as I kissed her passionately on the mouth and all the kids fainted. It was just too much for them. I laughed as Bella and I followed our family.