A/N Wow, I can't believe I did it so quick after the last chapter, I'm so proud.

Thanks so much for all the lovely reviews, they make me smile. :)

I locked you out,
Left you naked in the front yard...

It was like déjà vu. Pulling up into this driving around the same time as last night. But this time I knew what I would expect. Though the lights were off I knew that Jacob was at work tonight, I called his office to make sure. Thankfully they were still nice to me.

We weren't very good with the stealth that I though would be useful. Alice and Rose were both singing to a song that they both just loved, belting out the lyrics at the top of their lungs and dancing in their seats. I just smiled at them staying silent as not to embarrass myself with trying to join in on the perfect harmony they were creating; they had such a great friendship it was hard to believe I could ever be a part of that..

We came to a stop at the top of the drive way. The silence defining as the music came to an abrupt stop. We sat there for what seemed like forever, which I'm sure wasn't actually that long, but it felt it.

"Okay," Alice started, the both of them turning in their seats so we could talk face to face, "We're going to get in, get it done, than get out. Bella, you said he usually gets back around nine right?" I nodded, "so that gives us a total of about two hours, I want to be out of sight before he even thinks about coming home, got it" She gave a look to Rose than to me, again we both nodded in understanding. She than reached into her bag and pulled out six big green garbage bags, handing two to each of us, than pulling out a smaller plastic bag filled with other clothes, which was planned to stay ion here for now. "Rosalie and Bella you start on the bedroom, I do the laundry room first than join you up there after."

"We've already gone over this a thousand times Alice, we know what to do." Rose complained with Alice's drill sergeant like commands.

"I know, I just to make sure nothing goes wrong."

After a pout from Alice and a sigh from Rose we were finally exiting the car. I pulled out the house key I still had and unlocked the door. Pointing Alice in the direction of the laundry room I led Rose to the bedroom.

"Make sure to label them, we don't want to get them mixed up." Alice called to our retreating forms.

"Yeah, we got it." I yelled back.

Once entering the master bedroom I pointed Rose towards my dresser, where she situated herself and starting stuffing all my clothes into the beg.

"You know, I don't think it would be a bad idea to get these bags mixed up." She said holding up an oversized ugly hoodie with the tips of her fingers like it had some sort of disease and she didn't want to be contaminated. "Seriously Bells, what's with these clothes?"

I gave a short laugh, "it's not like I had a choice." I reminded her.

"Right."

I didn't like my clothes just as much as she didn't, but I really didn't have any choice in my clothes at all. Jake would go out, without me, buy me the ugliest clothes he could find two sizes to big so that no body would look at me twice. The track suit that Alice had leant me was the most revealing thing I've worn in public in the last three years.

I shook my head, it doesn't matter anymore I reminded myself, it's over.

I opened one of the garbage bags and knelt in front of Jacob's dresser. I started stuffing his clothes in the bag not bothering to be careful, we didn't have enough time for that. I was almost done with the second drawer when Alice came in, dragging her bags behind her.

"Okay, I got all the clothes I could find in the laundry room. Are there any other places that extra clothes could be lying around?" She asked me.

I pointed to the bathroom joined to the master bedroom. "There's a hamper in there"

She left her bags where they were and walked into the bathroom, coming back a few seconds later with the hamper in her hands. She picked it up and dumped the entire thing in one bag. Noticing some of my clothes were there she just shrugged and said, "You could stick it to him by outing some of the clothes you hate the most that he's bought for you." That seemed like a brilliant idea, I smiled at her.

After that Alice came to help me with Jake's clothes since Rose was basically done with mine.

45 minutes later and we were dragging the filled garbage bags down the road and stuffing them into the trunk of the car.

"So are you sure you'll be fine? I can do it if you need me to, you don't have to." Rose asked with a concerned look on her face, mirroring Alice's.

"Look guys I'll be fine. He always goes straight for the shower after work. He never pays attention to anything else, he won't notice me." I stated, I knew what I was doing, I could do it!

"But what if catches you when you walk into the bathroom?" Alice asked again.

"He always has his music blasting when he's in the shower. He'll be in his own little world." I reassured them.

"You're absolutely sure?" Rose asked again. I nodded with a defiant expression on my face. Rose sighed. "Okay, but keep you're cell on, if you can't do it text Alice or me right away. Also make sure we're on speed dial, if anything happens call us, we'll know to come help, okay?" I nodded again.

So here I was, hiding in the guest bedroom closet waiting for Jake to get home.

SLAM

I jumped, startled by the sudden noise of Jake entering the house, right on time.

Just as expected I heard him shuffle at the front door, probably taking his shoes off, than walking straight to the bedroom, where the door closed. I heard the water start, than I heard his loud music blare from the radio. I waited for my cue, that's when I heard him belting out the lyrics to the song. Show time. I thought to myself, laughing lightly feeling a little crazy. Well better than scared.

I made my way through the guest bedroom, down the hallway, and into the master. I had taking my shoes off earlier and given them to the girls so I would make less noise. I was thankful for that. I stopped in front of the bathroom door, holding my breath as I slowly turned the knob, opening the door inch by inch until there was enough room to squeeze through. My eyes zeroed in on my prize, his clothes laying right there just waiting for me to grab them.

I tip toed to the pile, picking them, and the one towel left so it didn't look to suspicious, up. But just as I was about to run for it, the music stopped.

I was too scared to see if he noticed me so I just bolted out the door, praying to God that I didn't trip and fall right now. I had already run straight through the room, down the hallway, out the door, and up the street before I heard the first of his shouting.

This must be some kind of adrenaline rush I was having, it felt amazing.

I ran up the street to the car that was idling with the back door hanging open for me to climb through. Breathing hard I shut the door and locked it just in case.

"You okay?" Alice asked.

"Yeah I'm fine. Come one we have one more thing to do before we can leave. Let's go!" I all but yelled.

Alice put the car into drive and turned the corner so we could pass Jacob's place. Rose handed the plastic bag to me that was filled with clothes and we both rolled down our windows. When we passed Alice slowed down. Jake was standing on the front lawn, in all his soaking glory, looking madder than I have ever seen.

I leaned out the window and said, "You know you should really cover up Jake, there are innocent eyes around here."

"How can I? You took all my clothes, you bitch!" He yelled.

"You know…I do have some clothes on me that might fit you." I paused. "But you're going to have to earn it." I said.

I took the plastic bag and held it outside the open window, indicating that the clothes I was talking about were in there. When he started walking forward, Alice sped up. So Jake started to run, and I gotta say it wasn't a bad sight, but I'm sure all the parents outside trying to cover their kids' eyes were not as happy with it. I'm sure there'll be a lot of adults pressing charges for indecent exposure, ha not that I cared.

Alice soon sped up a bit more, making him have to run faster. All three of us were laughing while Jake tried to catch up.

I sighed, trying to catch my breath and said, "Okay that's probably good for now, we've got a lot more coming." Alice whined but still slowed down enough so I could throw the bag a little farther away from him. But before we could speed off I heard Jake yell.

"This isn't over Bella!"

I stuck my head out the window so I could yell back, "Oh it is far from over Jake, don't worry!" I gave him a sweet smile and leaned back into the car laughing along with Alice and Rose.

Now we were on our way to the beach, for part 2 of phase 1.

A/N Okay, so Jake probably wouldn't chase a car completely naked in front of little kids, but let's just say he was too angry to really comprehend what he was doing. And he also really wanted some clothes (Plus, seriously not a bad sight to see...well if he wasn't such a jerk in this story). ;)

I will be working on part 2 of this soon, probably over the weekend as I won't be home Thursday or Friday.

So tell me what you think, hopefully it didn't suck. :)