Scene 2
MONICA – Hi, I'm Monica. The one on the floor over there is my husband Chandler; this is my Brother Ross and his Girlfriend Rachel holding my niece…
ROSS – Ahem, correction. What you should be saying is "Ross and his Fiancé Rachel!
-applause erupts from the studio audience-
MONICA, POEBE, MIKE, CHANDLER (still on the floor) – WHAT???
RACHEL – Ross is getting married again, TO ME!!
JONATHAN – I think I had better go…
-He slowly slips out but no one even notices, leaving a small plate of cookies by the door-
MONICA – Joey, I think you had better get in here.
Joey shouts from the hall with his mouth full-
JOEY – What? I just found the kitchen.
MONICA – But there is no food in there yet!
JOEY – Then what the hell am I eating?
-Joey comes in looking really pale. He sees the cookies and runs to them, obviously feeling better-
MONICA – Joey! Ross and Rachel are getting Married, AGAIN!
Joeys mouth is full and crumbs go flying everywhere-
JOEY – WHAT??
MONICA – Crumbs! Not the crumbs!!
CHANDLER – Okay I'm getting up now, if I can feel my legs…
-He tries to get up but falls again-
CHANDLER – No, no, the floor's good…it's all good.
PHOEBE – NO!!!
EVERYONE – What??
PHOEBE – Save the best till last! My wedding was last and now it's not… I always knew Ross was out to get me…
ROSS – What are you talking about??
PHOEBE – Oh you know what I mean, Ross Geller Green.
RACHEL – Rachel Geller Green rings a bell doesn't it??
-Monica turns to the door-
MONICA – Oh Jonathan, I almost forgot this is Phoebe and … He's gone.
CHANDLER – I think we scared him…
MONICA – eh, we scare everybody!!
End of scene.