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Authors Note: Ok so it's late and I have no Beta so I'm sorry for any errors. I really hope that you like it.
Chapter 3
Oooh, see?
She spilled some drink on me
And now I'm knowing she's tipsy
She put her body on me
And she keep staring me right in my eyes
No telling what I'm gone do
Baby, I would rather show you
What you been missing in your life
When I get inside
Jamie Foxx – Blame it
Bella POV
"Bella. Slow down will you? That's your 4th shot in 10 minutes. If you're not careful you are going to end up with your head in the toilet."
"Alice maybe that's what I want right now."
"What happened at work today to make you think like this? You were fine when I dropped off your outfit this morning."
I sighed. I know drinking wasn't going to solve this massive problem I was now in, but I know keeping it from everyone, Alice especially, was just as bad.
So I told her and everybody else at the table about the email.
"That prick." From Emmett
"Asshole." Rose
"Dickhead." Jasper
Bastard." Alice.
Silence
Only 4 responses. That wasn't right.
"Where's Edward?"
After all his begging he better not of stood me up and left me with the couples. Wouldn't that just be the icing on my shitty day cake.
"He is on his way. Got held up at work and forgot the time according to the text he sent me 10 minutes ago." Said Alice.
Just as she finished saying Edward was late I looked to the door of the club we were at and in he walks. All the females in close range stopped talking and nudged their friends to look at him.
I can totally understand their reactions. Edward was smoking hot. And I get to be friends with him.
He approached our table and sat down. He took one look at me. I must of looked drunk because the first thing he said was "how much and why."
Rosalie told the story again while I asked a passing waitress for another shot.
"Wanker."
Ah there. Man I love my friends.
Edward POV
I just finished emailing Bella about tonight. At first she really wasn't into it but something must have happened. Damn Alice for always being right.
I continued work for the rest of the day. I own my own music studio and just signed a new band that was going to be the next big thing. The only bad thing about them is when I listen to them I tend to forget everything and everyone around me and by the time the CD had finished and I looked at the time I was late.
I quickly grabbed my jacket, sent Alice a text that I was on my way and hailed a cab.
As soon as I walked into the club that Alice had picked I saw her. She was sitting at the table with our friends with a few empty shot glasses around her.
This can't be good.
A part of me took note of the women around me going silent, but Bella looked like a lost puppy. A drunken puppy.
When Rosalie told the story I couldn't believe it. That her ex-boyfriend would go out of his way to make her life a living hell for an entire month. As if working with him wasn't bad enough and now she had to see him 24/7 for a month pretending like nothing is wrong.
And what am I supposed to do for this month she was gone?
I think her boyfriend just really likes to create drama. And he said Bella was too 'high school.'
Bella had the right idea about those drinks.
Bella POV
Too many drinks to count later I found myself nervous. The first few drinks made me not care, than I got angry and now I'm just plain scared.
A month.
8 hours was hell on earth and now a month.
The thought of quitting ran through my head more than a few times but it was a great job and I really couldn't afford to quit. Plus I wasn't going to give him the satisfaction of me quitting.
I was going away for a month and I was going to hate every single minute of it.
Edward looked like he wasn't going to enjoy the time apart anymore than I was. Who would save him for the couple duo?
I was about to say something to him when my favourite song came over the speakers.
"Oh My God I love this song."
Alice and Rosalie agreed and we left the guys at the table to get up and dance.
Lucky I have had enough alcohol to sustain a small country otherwise this type of dancing would have been very embarrassing.
Alice and I were grinding up against each other with Rose behind us shaking her thing.
When the chorus came on the whole dance floor started singing.
Blame it on the Goose
Got you feeling loose
Blame it on Petron
Got you in the zone
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the Vodka
Blame it on the Henny
Blame it on the Blue Tap
Gotcha feeling dizzy
Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-a-alcohol
Blame it on the alcohol
All of a sudden I felt 2 hands on my hips.
I turn around to see Edward standing there smiling at me. We were both drunk and it looks like we were going to be dancing. I looked to the side and saw the Alice was dancing with Jasper and Rosalie looked like she was having sex with Emmett on the dance floor.
Oh why not.
We danced like lovers instead of friends. Rubbing, touching and grinding. I am very glad we are both drunk otherwise it would have been awkward.
When the song finished we all moved back to the table. I didn't even get to sit down before Alice grabbed my wrist.
"Guys we are going to the bathroom. Come on girls."
Fighting was pointless so I left with her.
Alice POV
We were just dancing when I saw the guys approach us on the dance floor. I saw my sexy man come up to me and pull me away from Bella and we started dancing.
When I looked up I saw Bella dancing with Edward. I always thought they would be a sexy couple but they were adamant that they were just friends so I didn't push the subject.
Maybe now I should. They looked hot.
Watching them dance while still dancing with Jasper inspiration hit me like a ton of bricks. I knew how to get back at Bella's stupid ass of an ex boyfriend. And if it happened to bring my brother and best friend together than double win for me. Bella would be happy too but knowing it was my idea made it better for me.
Once the song finished we walked back to the table but I quickly pulled Bella and Rosalie to the bathrooms.
"What's the deal Alice? I need a drink after all that dancing and I think I'm starting to loose my happy buzz" Bella complained.
"Oh hush Bella. When I explain you won't be needed alcohol to get your buzz. I have just thought of the best way to get back at your pig of an ex."
"Oh My God Alice how?"
"Well Bella you said that email said you could bring a partner to your 1 month of hellish bonding right?"
"Yeah...."
"So all you need is a sexy single guy who is willing to pretend to be your new man to make the ass jealous and when he begs you to take him back you shut him down like the loser he is."
"Oh Ali that's brilliant. Who did you have in mind?"
"Well let's see. Who is attractive, single, a total ladies man and can leave he job for a month if he wishes?" I asked with a smile.
Rosalie looked at me and smiled.
Bella looked confused.
"Oh come on Bella. What Alice is talking about is using a friend to help you get payback. And what better friend to help you than Edward. He is hot, rich, and the perfect guy for a little payback."
Bella looked at Rose as if she had just grown another head.
"Edward?"
Both Rose and I nodded our heads.
"Oh please. As if he would agree with that."
"Oh Bella you just wait. Edward will agree because I will make him. He doesn't realise just how much blackmail material I have on him from our childhood."
"Ok then. Edward it is."
Rosalie and I squealed. Bella just smiled at us. This is going to be so good for them.
Bella POV
What have I just gotten myself into?
Damn alcohol for making me too drunk to think that idea through.
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