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Authors note: I am really not happy with this chapter. It took me so long to write because it just wasn't turning out the way I wanted it to. I ended up with this because I'm working for the next few days so I wont have any time to keep trying and I don't want to keep you guys waiting.

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Chapter 4

Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?

Help – The Beatles

Bella POV

"No way"

"Come on Edward. Don't you want to help Bella? This would be the perfect revenge on that scumbag ex of hers." Alice explained.

"Revenge is one thing but what about my life. Am I expected to just drop everything for a month to make this loser jealous? Surely you can think of a better plan than that Alice"

Looking at Edward he seemed really against the idea. I don't know whether to be relieved or insulted in him not wanting to be my boyfriend pretend or otherwise for a month.

But Alice being Alice wasn't backing down. She's got this idea in her head now and nothing is going to change her mind. We all know what she is like. I'm surprised Edward is holding out this long against her.

"Listen Edward. You know perfectly well you can just leave your job for a month. Hell you could leave it for 3 months and everything would be fine, so don't use that as an excuse. Bella needs you. It will be perfect. Scum bag doesn't know you so you don't have to hide anything and all you will have to do is hold each others hand and call each other pet names."

Edward groaned.

"Besides we wouldn't want anybody finding out about your little plays when you were young and what you used to wear would we?"

"Alice you wouldn't!"

"Oh but Edward wouldn't I? I believe I still have some pictures here and there. So if you don't help Bella I have a funny feeling that those pictures might find themselves out of their little hiding place into a very public arena."

Edward looked at me. I looked at him straight back.

"Edward you don't have to do this if you don't really want to. I just figured that seeing as you're my friend you would want to help get this guy back. Plus it would really help having a friend there to help with the torture he is bound to put me through." I told him.

"Bella it's not that I don't want to help you. God knows I would do anything to help get this guy back for what he did to you but I don't want anything to get into the way of our friendship."

"Edward it wouldn't. If anything I think this would help our friendship. "

Edward looked at me again. It looked like he was really thinking this over.

Edward POV

These girls must be crazy. This plan would never work. Nobody would think that Bella and I am a couple. What are they thinking?

However the more they try to convince me to do it the more I keep looking at Bella. She looked excited. It was the first time since that low life dumped her that I had seen a sparkle in her eyes. The mere idea of getting back at him was the driving force behind this. I would just have to really hold myself back not to hit the man when I see him.

Wait. When I see him?

I look at Bella again. But this time I really look at Bella.

I mean she has always been beautiful. In a little sisters friend kind of way. It wouldn't be hard to pretend to be her boyfriend. Holding hands and pet names apparently would be all it takes according to Alice.

"Ok guys count me in."

Bella POV

"Ok guys count me in."

I couldn't believe in. Edward was going to help me. He was going to be my pretend boyfriend for a month.

I smiled.

Just when I thought the world was over, here comes my one hope.

"Ok everyone operation Loves revenge begins......" Alice started saying ideas that we could use to help with our plan but in truth I wasn't listening.

I just kept looking at Edward.

I really hope that he wasn't regretting this decision to help me. I mean how bad could it be, pretending to be with me. A hug here. A kiss there.

Oh hell what am I thinking?

I can't even keep a real boyfriend and now I'm trying to get a fake one.

I quickly stand to go outside for some fresh air. This entire club atmosphere isn't helping me think.

I didn't realise that I had been followed outside.

"Bella is everything ok?"

"Oh Edward. Um yeah it's alright."

"Then why did you come outside? Without your jacket I might add."

I looked up at Edward. My friend. He was taking his jacket off. He put it on me. I smiled.

"I dunno. I was just thinking."

"Yeah? I didn't know you could do that."

I pushed him. Smartass.

"Ha ha very funny."

"Ok Bella, what are you thinking about?"

"About this whole plan. I mean pressuring you into pretending to be my boyfriend wasn't very nice. And you shouldn't have to do what you don't want to do."

"Bella. I wouldn't have agreed to do this if I didn't really want to. Besides I get to spend a month with my friend. That doesn't sound like the worst thing in the world. What's a bit of hand holding and pet names going to do?"

"Ok then so we are on?"

Edward put his arm around my shoulder. "We are on. Now come on baby we have a jackass to make jealous.

"Oh Eddie I just love it when you get all protective."

I smiled again. One of the biggest smiled in the longest time. I looked over at Edward and he was frowning.

"Ok if you call me Eddie again, this thing is off."

I laughed. Oh that felt good.

"What ever you say baby."

Oh this is going to be fun.

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