I do not own Inuyasha or anything else mentioned in this Fic. .
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Sesshomaru laid Kagome's head gently on his pillow, and then covered her under the thick quilt of the hotel bed.
'What does she need to have done?? Ugh HUMANS. Such frustrating creatures. Where's a dang maid.'
Sesshomaru ran his clawed finger over her cheek, and then turned to go find a maid to bring Kagome some new cloths.
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Inuyasha tapped his finger on the tiny table beside him.
Kouga's tail thumped along with the beat of the current song.
They both sat with one elbow propped up, holding a cheek in their hand, and one leg shaking up and down, quickly.
Bankotsu's eyebrow twitched agitatedly as they both absentmindedly annoyed him.
The three had been in the same room, no movement, no nothing, for about an hour and a half take or give some.
Sango hadn't comeback, or Miroku, or Suikotsu, or Sesshomaru, OR KAGOME!! Bankotsu had, had it!
'I think I might just kill them. Their, their, incredible. Not moving, just sitting their, not even complaining. What's up with Inuyasha?? By now he would have pulled his hair out. But its like he's just in a trance. And Kouga, well he hasn't threatened to kill Inuyasha in over an hour. Could these two have like cracked?? Maybe their minds finally went loco, its just their bodies are normal. Oh god, listen to me!! Their minds went crazy but not their bodies?? How is that even possible?? Oh wait, I'm having a conversation, with myself!! MYSELF!! OH I GOTTA GET OUTA HERE, AND DANCE WITH SOME GIRLS!! THIS IS TOO MUCH. SORRY SANGO YOU CAN KILL ME LATER!!"
He jumped up from his couch, startling the two across from him.
"YO BANKOTSU!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?? I ALMOST CRAPPED MY PANTS!! WHY'RE YOU ACTIN SO WEIRD!!?"
Bankotsu glared at Inuyasha and then picked up his jacket from the coffee table.
"I'M LEAVIN! YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY!! STAYING IN HERE FOR ALMOST 2 HOURS!! I CANT STAND IT ANY LONGER!! STAY IF YOU WANT, BUT IM OUTY!! SANGO CAN KILL ME WHEN HE FINDS ME, I GOTTA DANCE WITH SOME CHICKS, PEACE OUT!!"
Bankotsu stomped out of the room and then slammed the door behind him.
"What was he talkin bout?? Its only been like 5 minutes."
Inuyasha shrugged, his ear twitched a little, and then he rested his cheek back in his hand. He slipped a look at his watch and then rolled his eyes.
'Wow, 10:03 already. It seems like its only been like 5 minutes. Wonder what Kagome's doin. She's been gone forever. I wonder if she's with Sesshomaru.'
"I dunno. He's girl crazy. I'm stayin to wait for Kagome. I don't care if it takes two more hours."
Kouga laid back on the couch and relaxed staring at the ceiling fan, going around and around. Watching it mad him get a little dizzy, so he closed his eyes.
"Yeah I know what your talking bout, I aint gonna leave when Kagome could come back at any time."
"Yeah whatever, wolf boy."
Kouga rolled his under his lids. And then felt his stomach growl.
"Hey stinky, what time is it?"
"Ugh don't you ever shut up?? It's like 10:05 or something. There you happy?"
"NO. Hey mutt, you said Kagome, uh, ya know stared, but anyway, she must be in real pain or whatever if she's been in there for almost two hours. Shouldn't we go check on her??"
Inuyasha's ears swiveled around to Kouga, and then his eyes grew wide.
"NO, NO, NO!!"
Kouga stood up any way, after his warnings and then walked over to the door, but was stopped by Inuyasha standing in front of it.
"YO MUTTFACE!! MOVE, IM GOIN TO CHECK ON MY WOMAN!!"
Inuyasha growled and then shook his head.
"No way ya flea bag. Kagome said not to let anyone bother her. She said that for a reason ya know!! And she aint your woman!!"
Kouga crossed his arms and raised an eyebrow.
"Well I say that she should be checked on!! She could be in pain and she could need help with whatever it is girls do when they're on their period!! And she is too my woman!! She kissed me!!"
Inuyasha shook his head in disbelief at the last part.
"She doesn't need your help!! And she isn't your woman, and she didn't kiss you!!"
"Ya huh!!"
"Nuh huh!!"
"YES HUH YA DANG MUTT!!"
"NO WAY YA STINKIN WOLF!!"
Inuyasha stepped forward, and so did Kouga. Their eyes connected with a little spark of anger. They were both growling furiously, teeth bared, claws held high.
Then Sango opened the door Inuyasha had been guarding, making him fall forward, and onto Kouga's lips.
Kouga's eyes widened and Inuyasha's opened.
'WTF!!'
'WTH!!'
Kouga jumped back scraping his tongue with his claw and wiping his mouth.
"EWWWWW!!!"
Inuyasha got on his knees and slipped his tongue over the carpet, all the while slobbering, in an attempt to clean his soiled lips.
"UGH I THINK IM GONA THROW UP!! NASSTYYY!!"
Sango opened the door fully and stared at the two.
"Oh so you guy tried Miroku's cake too. Yeah it sucks. I almost threw up, too."
"UH HEY!! IM STANDING RIGHT HERE SANGO!! THANKS FOR THE HONESTY!! YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED MY CAKE!! LIAR!!"
"PLEASE I NEED A NEW MOUTH!!"
"THE HORROR, IT TOUCHED MY LIPS!!"
Sango patted the pouting Miroku's shoulder and then looked at the two.
'Didn't I leave three guys here?'
"Hey wait a minute, one dummy's missing. Where's Bankotsu??"
Inuyasha looked up from his attempted mouth sanitizing and pointed out the open door.
"He left, said he was goin crazy or something. I don't know!! I just need some acid to burn off taste buds!!"
Sango narrowed her eyes and then grabbed Miroku's hand.
"OH HE'S SO DEAD!! THE PUNK!! PROBABLY AFTER GIRLS!! WAIT TILL I GET TO HIM!!"
Sango slammed the door, dragging Miroku down the steps, not giving his a choice in the matter.
Kouga gave a glance to Inuyasha, who glanced back. Then the both nodded once.
"We never speak of this to anyone, or ever again. Agreed?"
Kouga nodded and then wiped his hands on his pants.
"Well, I need to get outa here, this room is bringing back bad, bad memories from like 2 minutes ago. So uh, bye mutt?"
Inuyasha gave a slight nod and then wiped his tongue one last time.
"Yeah, yeah, see ya later wolf butt."
Then they both walked out of the room.
'I think I might be scarred for life. That was….horrible.'
'I cant believe we kissed. I ant believe it was my first kiss and with KOUGA!! OH GAWD!! MY LIPS, THEY HATE ME NOW, I JUST KNOW IT!! NOW WHEN I GO TO KISS KAGOME, IF I GET TO KISS KAGOME, THEY'RE GONNA BETRAY ME AND NOT LET ME DO IT. THIS IS THE WORST PARTY EVER!!'
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Heller, I only have one more new chapter left, so bare with me, I think this story might only be like 20 chapters long. But idk yet. I want 5 reviews please.