Kaguya: hey y'all it's me, Kaguya. Before we start, i must say a few things. i'm suppose to warn you that this one can be scary. you see, there are some cry babies out there that don't like the idea of demons comming into the human world and causing havac. all i have to say to them is you don't like it, don't read it .. and if you are still reading, congrats! we didn't scary you off yet. without further adue, here is the fic!
Aya: *pokes kaguya* ummmm you forgot the disclamer . anyway. dont own wish we did. all we own is Aya and Kaguya. ok now on with fic!
~ prevousely on yugioh on crack~ marik: * coughs* who are you to?
Kaguya: *looks over* o.o ummmm
Aya: why?
marik: ummmm cuz i wanna know,,, and whats the tiger doing here?
Kaguya: the tiger is my friend
marik: ah
Aya: well i'm aya
Kaguya: and i'm Kaguya
marik: nice names
Kaguya: who is you?
marik: i'm marik
Kaguya: *starts ploting* bwahahahahaha
Aya: Ut oh
Marik: *looks at Aya: do i even wanna know?
Kaguya: uh oh indeed, he's gunna get it
Aya: propably not -.-
Kaguya: oh you have no idea whats in store for him. remember the bet
Aya: o.o oh no
Kaguya: yup, prepare to steal that jacket for me *evil laughter*
Aya: *grumbles*
Kaguya: tee hee *dances around*
Aya: *backs away slowly*
Kaguya: what?
Aya: are you high on sugar or somethin?
Kaguya: nope, just high on revenge
Aya: oooooooooooooh
Kaguya: yup *thinks* i think we can get the tiger off to home AND win the bet
Aya: * goes to candy store*
Kaguya: -.- of course *goes to get fresh meat for the tiger*
Aya: o.o so much candy
Kaguya: *goes back to aya and is covered in blood, holding slices of meat in her arms*
Aya: -.- you know people will freak out right?
Kaguya: which is why we should leave now and it's best you don't know where i got the meat from
fire: Aya: i dont even wanna know * leaves mall*
Kaguya: works for me *goes with aya*
Marik: * follows and gets growled at by tiger*
Kaguya: *talks in tiger* why you growl at him?
Tiger: *talks back* he smells funny
Kaguya: *sniffs marik and talks in tiger* he does
Marik: why are they smelling me?
Aya: -.- its a cat thing
Kaguya: ummmm the tiger thinks you smell weird
Marik: oooooooooooh
Kaguya: yup =^.^= now to start my evil plot BWAHAHAHAHAHA
Aya: yeah yeah -.-
Kaguya: wait, where does he live?
Marik: where does who live?
Kaguya: seto, the jacket taker backer *grumbles*
Marik: oh him * points to mansion*
Kaguya: sweeeet! *runs to it, still covered in blood and with meat in her arms*
Tiger: o.o * chases*
Aya: O.O here we go! * runs after*
Kaguya: *gets there and rings the door bell*
Maid: may i help you?
Kaguya: is a seto kaiba home?
Maid: yes, he is in his study *lets her in*
Kaguya: thank you *goes in and creeps around*
Aya: * Sicks a spy camera on Kaguya and watches*
Kaguya: *knocks over objects and keeps creeping around* this looks like a good spot *sets up the
meat and goes back into the shadows*
Tiger: * smells the meat and looks for it*
Kaguya: *waits and snickers*
Tiger: *finds it growls loudly and pounces it and eats chewing loudly*
Seto: *comes out of his study* O.O WTF
Tiger: * ignores and eats*
Seto: *flips out* there's a tiger and it's eating meat!
Tiger: * looks at him and roars*
Seto: O.O *cowers*
Kaguya: *comes out of the shadows* i was expecting you, Mr. Kaiba. did you find my tiger terrifying?
Seto: what the hell do you want?
Kaguya: oh absoluty nothing, it shall be mine soon enough
Seto: o.o my company
Kaguya: -.- no, not your company
Seto: then what?
Kaguya: your JACKET *evil laugh*
Seto: O.O oh noes
Kaguya: yes, you are messing with the wrong person
Seto: d-don't take my jacket
Kaguya: too late! it shall be mine
Seto: o.o
Kaguya: now, if you don't want my tiger to kill you, you must yell out "you got your revenge" at the top of your longs
Seto: why?
Kaguya: it will be more dramatic
Aya: * falls over laughing*
Seto: your bluffing
Kaguya: oh am i? *throws a peice of meat at seto*
Seto: . ewwww
Tiger: * chases it*
Seto: O.O you got your revenge! *runs off*
Kaguya: BWAHAHAHAHAHA! sweet, sweet revenge
*goes outside and meets with aya* how was that?
Aya: i loved it ^_^
Kaguya: beat that
Aya: nah you win
Kaguya: *evil laughs* damn right *victory dance*
Aya: yeah yeah jakets yours -.-
Kaguya: you forget, you have to steal it for meh
Aya: i knows * sneeks in to the mansion*
Kaguya: *sits and waits with marik* so, how about them packers?
marik: ? what?
Kaguya: you know, thos packers. they pack boxes and ship them out
Aya: * sneeks into seto's room and goes to grab it*
Seto: *stumbles back to his room* o.o what are you doing?
Aya: well i'm well ya see...
Seto: spill it .
Aya: shes makeing me do it on pain of death! * is all dramatic like*
Seto: o.o who is "she"?
Aya: the one with the tiger
Seto: oh her...i don't like her
Aya: me either..,so can i have it?
Seto: i suppose so, or she might attack me with the tiger again o.o
Aya: thanks! * grabs it hugs him and vanishes*
seto: *cringes at the hug* i must sanitize myself
Aya: * pops up with jacket*
Kaguya: *sqeeees* my jacket, gimme *takes it and puts it on*
Marik: * sweat drops*
Kaguya: awwww yeah, i look drop dead sexy in this *poses*
Aya: -.- your to full of yourself * goes for walk*
Kaguya: am not, i just love me
Marik: isnt that the same thing?
Kaguya: nope, i don't rant at how cool i am
Marik: you mean like seto? or kura?
Kaguya: yup, they are full of themselves, i am not, becouse i know i'm hot, but i don't feel like i need to let others know
*just remembers about the tiger* uh oh. *goes back in the manor*
seto: *is taking asprin*
Kaguya: *pops out of no where* one more thing
tiger: * is stalking seto*
Seto: O.O WTH *jumps*
Kaguya: you have to bring the tiger home to india
Seto: oh hell no
Kaguya: i'll sick it on you
Seto: fine -.- when do we leave
Kaguya: now *grabs the tiger and hops in the jet*
tiger: * is stalking seto*
Seto: -.- *sigh and turns it on*
~they go to india, drops off the tiger and comes back~
Seto: there, done . now leave me alone! *throws out Kaguya*
Kaguya: well, don't have to be so rude *goes to find aya*
Aya: * is at park watching the ducks*
Kaguya: hi, i brought the tiger home
Aya: ah ok * is transfixed on them*
Kaguya: what about ducks interest you?
Aya: i wanna eat them
Kaguya: then do it
Aya: * turns into a wolf, chases one and eats it*
Kaguya: lol
Aya: yummy. do you think i could get seto to like me?
Kaguya: i dunno, why are you interested in him?
Aya: well *blushes* maybe
Kaguya: i sees, i dunno. he's too full of himself
Aya: for now anyways *plots*
Kaguya: ah, you are plotting something...cut me in?
Aya: help me make a love trap
Kaguya: -.- why would you need one?
Aya: i dont mean literally -.-
Kaguya: how do you plan on him falling for you? i mean if it were me, i could make him fall in no time flat, but you, i dunno how long it would take
Aya: hmmm thats the hard part -.- kidnap mokuba? nah to over done and then he would only hate me -.-
Kaguya: eh, that kid is like a kid napping megnet!
Aya: oh i knows!
Kaguya: hmmmm
Isis: * pops out of nowhere* i've been looking for you to
Kaguya: O.O AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aya: O.o WTH!
Kaguya: *catches her breath* what kind of sick weirdo are you?
Kaguya: so ends this segment of Yugioh on Crack. will Aya get Seto to love her? why did Isis pop out of nowhere? what is Marik doing right now after we left Seto's manor? these will be answered next time and i am out of here *vanishes in a puff of smoke*
Aya: see ya! * vanshes*