James returned to the common room later to find Remus trying to help Sirius with his potions paper, with little success.

"Rotten subject!" Sirius exclaimed after so long of trying to add something other then his name to it.

"I second that." James said sitting down in a free armchair and pulling out his homework load.

"Thirdsies!" Peter said from the portrait hole and joining the group at the fireplace. Sirius looked up at Peter from his abandoned homework, leaning back and resting his feet on it.

"How was detention?" Sirius asked somewhat sarcastically, Peter rolled his eyes.

"I use to like Professor McGonagall, but de-worming larva out of a pumpkin without a wand has given me new perspective." The boys all laughed. Remus who had given up trying to get his book out from under Sirius' feet sighed and got up.

"Where ya goin'?" Sirius asked.

"Bed, full moon tomorrow." The boys all nodded and Remus disappeared up the stairs.

"Hey James…" Peter said, James looked up.

"Yeah, what?"

"…Can I borrow the cloak?"

"What for?"

"Kitchen run." James nodded.

"Yeah, Alright you know where it is." Peter ran up the stairs. James turned to Sirius quickly and said.

"I got something to tell you after Peter's gone." Sirius looked confused but eager. Peter came down the stairs.

"Alright I'm outtie." He said "See you later." The boys waved him off, and then Sirius turned to James.

"What's going on?" James looked away into the fire, Sirius sighed.

"Okay, so it's not good news…" Sirius said. "…lame." James looked up.

"It can be, depending on how you take it." Sirius looked at him.

"Okay, spill it. What's going on?" James sighed and told Sirius first about the dream that he had had for the last few weeks off and on and then the encounter with Regulus. James finished his story and Sirius sat there for a moment and it took him a second to register the information.

"So…" He said starting slow. "…you're saying that your brain had a midnight fuck session with my brother…" James nodded "…that you physically agreed with it…" James nodded again. "…causing the very painful run in with my brother…" James closed his eyes but nodded. "…which lead you to believe that he also had a midnight fuck session…?" James had removed his glasses and was rubbing the bridge of his nose continuing to nod. "…which you believe included you at the hardness that you accidentally felt between his legs…" James moaned softly still nodding "…and now you're saying you no longer just want a brain-powered midnight fuck session…" Sirius trailed off trying to phrase what he didn't really want to say aloud. James opened his eyes and looked at Sirius whose brow was furrowed.

"Just say it." He moaned at Sirius, who smirked.

"You want to fuck my brother." James' head hit one of the couch pillows and he let out a dry sob. Sirius laughed.

"Well I don't blame you, he is sexy." James looked up and scowled at him.

"You're only saying that 'cause you guys look alike."

"Well yeah. Why, are you says I'm not sexy?" James shook his head.

"No it's just…" James stopped as he caught on to a previous comment. "You think your brother is sexy!?" He asked a little louder then intended Sirius shushed him hurriedly.

"Oh good Godric…" James said. "…you do." Sirius closed his eyes. "He's your brother…you can't be that desperate?"

"No I'm not desperate…" Sirius said. "…I just get bored at home and the only other person who hates my parents as much as I do is Regulus." James thought this over and his jaw dropped.

"You did it with your brother?" He was careful not to make this very loud.

"Well…I had an advantage he's got the crazy pure blood mania thing in his head so…you know…his brain doesn't register incest as a bad thing…" James' jaw could not drop much further.

"Does yours? For Merlin's sake Sirius there are limits." He said. Sirius shook his head.

"Well not when it's with him…" Sirius trailed off and tried to change the subject. "Look you know I like being the center of attention but this conversation was about you wanting to fuck my brother." James raised an eyebrow.

"Yeah well incest seems to be a more interesting subject."

"Hey…" Sirius said. "You don't have to spend your entire summer in the attic of your crazy parent's house. Trust me if it were you, you would fuck your brother too…"

"…I don't have a brother." James cut in.

"…that's not my point." Sirius said. "You know what, you should fuck my brother." Sirius said very bluntly.

"Have you gone mental? Has your brain dribbled out your ears? or, or…" James trailed off running out of things that could have possibly gone wrong with Sirius' brain.

"…just do it. I mean you like him, obviously and judging by your story he likes you too." James could not argue this point he was too focused on the whole Sirius fucking Regulus thing.

"Yeah…" He replied, not focusing on the conversation at all.

"Well do it, what time is it?" Sirius asked looking around for a clock. "oo…ten o'clock cool…come on." Sirius got up dragging James with him.

"What? Where?" He asked.

"We're gonna try and finish that potions paper." He said charming his bag to follow them. They headed out of the portrait hole and headed down to the Library. A few minutes later they entered a dust filled room obviously Peeves had visited the Library moments before.