Yeah,

Sorry that I haven't posted in a while. School sucks for fanfic writers like me.

Yada, yada yada, review please yada. Oh, if you think up pairings (NO YAOI OR YURI) let me know.

~FlamingRoses

Ronin's POV

Blink, blink.

Looking up, I noticed the ANBU/Kidnapper stating beside my body, laying sideways on the ground.

"5+5=10! Wait...this isn't math class!" My bright blue eyes shot open to see the old Hokage, his eyes soft and gentle. The old man chuckled.

"Welcome to Konoha, boy." He stated, smiling a tinge.

Wait, what....I'm still dreaming right? I checked myself to see if I was wearing a bikini, then seeing I wasn't, I pinched myself.

"Yup, I'm awake." I yipped, earning a stare from both the Hokage and the ANBU.

"Okay, you're here because..."

"OLD MAN!" Naruto screamed, followed in by the rest of Team 7.

"PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESSES?!" I yelped, alarmed.

Sasuke just looked at me, shaking his head.

"No."

Sakura just looked at me funny. Kakashi eyed me.

People told me I was weird. I wonder why....

"OMG where's my sister?! Is she gone?! WOO! THE ANNOYING SIS IS GOOOONNE!" (Side note: Ai: I feel loved.) I wiggled cheerfully, smiling and doing the happy worm dance. The ANBU freed me, and I sprang up like a spring.

"Kakashi, why don't you take this boy to the ramen shop for some lunch?" the Hokage's voice was old and creaky, and he smiled at me.

"RAMEN." I breathed, dissolving into the mob that was now Team 7 plus me.

"Yeaaah....why don't you just take him for the whole week?" The Hokage sweatdropped, giggling nervously.

My eyes and face brightened like a kid in a candy shop, but before I had a say, the rest of Team 7 pointed at Naruto.

"He's staying with him." They said in perfect unision, Sakura waving her hand in front of her noise, Kakashi giving a blank stare, and Sasuke shrouding himself in wht was a sad attempt at secondhand cool.

"Yeah!" Naruto cheered, putting his fist in the air. "This will be great, dattebayo!"

And then he ran towards the ramen shop, I in second, and the rest dragging behind in a slow death march, each of them feeling their wallets get much lighter.

"2 bowls, please!" Naruto said with a smile at the man behind the counter whose name escapes me.

"Sure thing. Who's your friend?" he asked with a polite chuckle.

"Um....his name is....." Naruto said, trying to remember the thing he was never told.

"Ronin." I simply stated.

"Yeah, Ronin!" he chirped.

"You know, you don't have to yell." Sasuke mumbled, doing a pose that my sister said was The Thinker pose, poofing next to me. Whatever.

"Here you go." The man stated, giving us each a bowl.

I looked at Naruto, he looked at me.

It was on.

"NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMMOREPLZNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMDONE!" Was all we said, looking exhausted at the end.

Sasuke and the rest of Team 7 looked at us with a 'wtf' look. We grinned a winning smile.

This was my great day.