Interviewer: Here we are with a new interview for the latest chapter of Fullmetal Alchemist, chapter 86. Sorry it took so long to come out, but I've been trying to get Roy Mustang on and he was too upset from my teasing during the previous interview to come. The show must go on, though, and today I will be interviewing Ed, Heinkel, Grumman, and Ran Fan. Let's get to it, now, shall we?
Interviewer: So, Ed, tell us what was going through your mind when you saw Pride inside of Al?
Ed: Well, pretty much what I said. "You son of a bitch!"
Interviewer: Come on, that can't be it?
Ed: Well…for a minute there, I was kind of…angry.
Interviewer: Because they dared to hurt your younger brother!
Ed: Actually, I was angry at Al. He always tells me I can't go in his armor because he only lets in cats and girls! I found this unfair!
Interviewer: blinks uncertainly Well…he didn't have much of a choice…or maybe Pride is actually a gi-
Ed: These interviews are weird enough without your theories.
Interviewer: Right…sorry. On with the questions! Ed, what was it like to actually be in a fight? It's been so long since we've seen you in any serious action.
Ed: It was great! Not as great as hitting Hohenheim, but great!
Interviewer: You're too cruel.
Ed: Like you're one to talk. You scared the Colonel off the show with all your Olivia business.
Interviewer: My username is RoyxRizaFan. It was my duty. Clears throat Sorry, I got distracted again. Heinkel, what's it like to actually have something worthwhile to do in an episode? People might actually start remembering your name.
Heinkel: It's really cool. I hope that I can become a more likable character as the story progresses.
Interviewer: Hm, good luck with that. Anyway, do you even think you stand a chance against the strongest homunculus, Pride?
Heinkel: Next episode will tell.
Interviewer: These interviews never do any good. You guys never tell me anything…. Moving on to Grumman. Ok, seriously, dude. What was up with you this episode? Did you mean all that you said about Roy and Olivia taking the blame for everything? Did Roy plan for you to do that? He has to keep the 520 Cenz promise, so it can't be!
Grumman: Are you answering your own questions?
Interviewer: I don't really know what I'm saying. I just hope you're not as evil as you seem. We love you, you old pervert!
Grumman: laughs what isn't to love?
Interviewer: Blaming Roy for everything?
Grumman: It may or may not be soon that you find out my real intentions. All you can do for now is judge me by my past actions to see if I'd do something like that.
Interviewer: All I remember is you slapping Rebecca's ass and dressing like a woman.
Grumman: I wish you luck.
Interviewer: Last but definitely not least, we have Ran Fan! Welcome back; we've missed you like crazy!
Ran Fan: My loyalty to my prince brought me back.
Interviewer: Luckily, he was in charge of his body when you showed up. He seems happy to see you.
Ran Fan: blushes I-I guess…
Interviewer: Aw, you're so shy about your prince…. Anyway, your automail is awesome. Everyone loves it! I hope you can really pwn those homunculi.
Ran Fan: I'm sure I can.
Interviewer: You really did only take six months to recover. Good for you. That means you beat Ed!
Ed: Hey! I was a kid then!
Interviewer: Excuses, excuses… sighs Well, that's all for now! Hopefully the Colonel will be willing to come back by next time! Thanks for reading!