Interviewer: Hello all, and welcome to our interview for chapter 87, An Underground Oath. This newly released chapter focuses on the beginning of the fight in Central and Ed&Co's struggle against the homunculi Pride and Gluttony. With us today we have Roy, Pride, Father Dude, and Fuu. Let's start off with Roy! First of all, I'd like to thank you for finally agreeing to come back on, even after all the teasing I did to you after The Open Box.
Roy: I guess I can't hold a grudge with someone who supports my cause. Not many people do.
Interviewer: I'm just a reader, though, so there's nothing else I can do…. Anyway, we're all very surprised to see how you know Madame Christmas!
Roy: I guess it's not obvious to someone on the outside that we're sort of related.
Interviewer: Yeah, that was a shocker. It's clever how she came up with her nickname, though. Chris Mustang. Chris Mus…Christmas! coughs Moving on, what's up with the kidnapping of Mrs. Bradley? Why is Olivia telling Father Dude about it?
Roy: Obviously, it's all part of our plan. Armstrong isn't telling him for the hell of it.
Interviewer: I guess we should never doubt her! laughs Was it nice being reunited with some of your old group?
Roy: Of course it was! It gives me a good feeling of old times, when things were simpler.
Interviewer: Pride, you had an active role in the past few chapters. You've been able to show why you're the number one homunculi! Ed and the others have been able to outsmart you quite a few times, though.
Pride: They won't win in the end! They're no match for me.
Interviewer: That may be true, especially after all of the new powers you've gained by the end of the chapter. Honestly, Pride, what was up with you devouring your brother?
Pride: He was dying anyway.
Interviewer: You should learn for Ed and Al about brotherhood. You're not supposed to eat your siblings!
Pride: Like I care.
Interviewer: Forgot who I was talking to for a moment there…. Now, even though you're the strongest, you've also got the youngest looking body. For Heaven's sake, Mei looks older than you!
Pride: It's a pain sometimes, but it makes my enemies hesitate and I'm suspected less.
Interviewer: You certainly are. I'll never get over the fact that Selim Bradley is Pride. Now, Father Dude, you don't seem to know what you're doing anymore! What's up with that?
Father Dude: Why the 'dude' tagged on to my name?
Interviewer: That's how I've always referred to you, and I'm sticking to it!
Father Dude: sighs Silly human…
Interviewer: groans Come on, man. Answer the question.
Father Dude: I'm a little stumped, but I know what I'm doing. In the end, I'll win. I have more people working for me. A few rats like the Elric brothers and Mustang aren't going to stop me.
Interviewer: Uh-huh. Keep telling yourself that, Father Dude. Fuu, it's been ages. We've missed you and your granddaughter! Welcome back!
Fuu: bows Thank you for having me here today.
Interviewer: No prob. First off, I'm like to have a laugh over what onemanga's been calling you: Huu.
Fuu: shrugs It's not too far off.
Interviewer: I found it somewhat amusing, though…. Well, now you're back, and armed with all sorts of bombs! How sweet is that?
Fuu: Excuse me?
Interviewer: Um, I just meant that I liked your bombs.
Fuu: Oh, of course. They do come in handy, don't they? A guard of the prince must always be prepared for battle!
Interviewer: And you two sure are! What was it like seeing your master again, even under such terrible circumstances?
Fuu: As you could tell, I'm still upset that the homunculus has taken his body.
Interviewer: We all were at first, but we're getting used to it little by little, though I would prefer is Ling had complete control, personally. Well, that's all for now! Thanks for reading and please let me know what you think!