Interviewer: Sorry we were late again coming out with our interview, but we had to get the Elrics to agree to let us borrow Pride for a bit, which took a bit of convincing. Today we have with us Edward, Greed, Pride, Hohenheim, and Scar.
Ed:I still think it's a stupid idea to bring Pride here.
Interviewer: You also seemed to think it was a stupid idea to lock him up in the first place. Which argument are you supporting?
Ed: (groans) Jeez, you're always so persistent. I like the plan of capturing the bastard, I just don't think Al should be locked up with him!
Interviewer: (grins teasingly) Aw, isn't that sweet? Ed's looking out for his little brother.
Pride: As if that's something new. Man, you humans sure are slow.
Interviewer: But apparently, they were smart enough to trick you. Admit it, dude, you got pwned.
Pride: (pretends he knows what that means) I was not…well, I won't admit to anything!
Interviewer: You also tripped. Then you said you liked your mother.
Pride: I never said that!
Interviewer: Of course not (rolls eyes) Still, how can she not notice that you don't grow? Are you, like, manipulating her brain to think that you are or something?
Pride: You really are an idiot.
Interviewer: Thanks for that in-depth answer. So, Hoho Papa, my friend! You and Al kicked some serious ass in the latest chapter. You're good at alchemy, huh?
Hohenheim: Well, I have been practicing for the past few centeries.
Interviewer: That would help, huh? You seemed to be very fond of Al, sticking up for him like that. It seems like no one can dislike our dear Al. Not even Pride.
Pride: Where do you get all this nonsense that I like humans?
Interviewer: And he calls me stupid. Sheesh! Okay, Greed, tell us a little bit about how you plan to take over the world.
Greed: I'm thinking of heading to Central next.
Interviewer: What does this mean for Ling?
Greed: Ha! Should I care?
Interviewer: I wonder if Lan Fan or someone will try to stop you…
Greed: Like they'd stand a chance, anyway.
Interviewer: So, Central, huh? Is that where you're heading next, Scar? I hope so. I'm really worried about Mei. How could everyone let her go off with that mind-controlling manipulative shrimp?
Ed: What did you say about me?
Interviewer: He hears the word 'shrimp' and thinks I'm addressing him…man, talk about insecure.
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Interviewer: Ahem, I apologize but we have to end this interview ahead of time…Ed got a little out of control after my comments, so…I guess we'll have to wait until the next chapters to find out the answers to the rest of our questions. I apologize to Scar for dragging him here when he ended up not getting a chance to speak. Though I doubt he cares. He's probably relieved. But anyway…thanks for tuning in, and I hope to see you again once chapter 89 rolls around! So long!