Interviewer: That was a pretty badass chapter, wouldn't you all agree? I was practically jumping with joy throughout the entire thing! So many old faces popped up that I had difficulty choosing which characters to invite, but I've decided with Ed (per usual), Denny, Roy, Scar (to make up for last month) and Clemin.
Ed: Why do I have to come here when I was hardly in the last chapter?
Interviewer: Because, you're so much fun to tease!
Ed: (anger mark) …
Roy: Wow, Fullmetal's actually containing his anger. What's happened while I was gone? (laughs)
Interviewer: (also anger marks) Roy, do not talk lightly of your previous disappearance or us fan girls will not act so friendly…
Ed: The Colonel has fan girls? (snorts) And you consider yourself friendly?
Interviewer: (ignores) So, ED, are you missing Winry yet?
Ed: What the hell? Why does it always come back to Winry with you?
Interviewer: I already told you. I'm a fan girl.
Ed: …You're one crazy…(mutters)
Interviewer: Excuse me?
Denny: Believe me, it's not worth repeating.
Interviewer: (glares) Why do I keep inviting a short little brat like you?
Ed: That's what I asked…wait a sec! Did you just call me short???!!!
Interviewer: So, Denny, you've been gone, for, like, years. It's about time you came back. You have a million siblings.
Denny: Well, five, but it certainly feels like a million at times.
Interviewer: I hope those kids listened to you and didn't use the telescope…
Denny: Yeah, it's a good thing I was there to stop them.
Interviewer: Though it would have been hilarious either way.
Denny: …What kind of person are you…?
Ed: See, I'm not the only one that's noticed-
Interviewer: Oi, your part is over! I'm talking to Denny now.
Ed: (mutters under breath)
Interviewer: So, Roy, you were pretty amazing in this chapter, finally doing something again.
Roy: (cringes) What are you trying to imply with those emphasized words…?
Interviewer: (ignores) So, you've got tons of back up. All your old buddies are with you again.
Roy: That aspect is great, but it does bring back some bad memories, seeing all my soldiers from Ishbal.
Interviewer: I'm sure it does. How about seeing Havoc again, though? That was cool, how he's able to help out even from where he's from.
Roy: (laughs) He better be giving me all that for free, though. I'm broke enough.
Interviewer: According to Rebecca, everyone's broke. You're a bunch of losers. Lovable losers, though.
Roy: Should I thank you…?
Interviewer: I always accept thanks…. It was totally epic seeing Maria Ross again. That's been even longer than Denny's absence. I'm so excited that she's back in action! We can owe that to Havoc, too!
Roy: It seems like we're all set for now.
Interviewer: So, Scar, you've got a little group of friends, but when I see group shots of you all, you totally stand out amongst them. They're all, like, freaky nerds and you're like the badass rebel. What do you think of these people?
Scar: All I care about is obtaining my goal.
Interviewer: Of course. What about Mei, though? I was sure you were going to meet up with her. Will you be doing that anytime soon?
Scar: (?) If I could tell you, you wouldn't have to read the book…
Interviewer: You people are never any fun (sighs) So, Clemin, how did it feel to find out that Roy was going easy on you? When I first noticed it, I was laughing so hard, and I was dying by the time you found out (loser!)
Clemin: (ignores last comment) I'll get that Mustang and his buddies back. Don't get too comfortable – I'll take them all down in the long run! (is glaring at Roy)
Interviewer: (glances between the two) I need to be more careful about who I invite. Um, Clemin, did you even think for a second that Wrath might not want you killing his wife?
Clemin: (laughs) You honestly think he'd mind? You're so ignorant. You don't know anything about us.
Interviewer: Hm, I was expecting that answer, but I'm not sure that I'm the one who's wrong here. Anyway, thanks to everyone who sat through the interview with us, and I hope you'll be around for chapter 90 next month! So long until then!