Interviewer: I know I suck at life and never update. This is pathetically late, but here is the interview for chapter 98.

Ed: I don't even remember what happened in that chapter.

Interviewer: Nothing concerning you, actually. It started out with an awesome chapter picture of the seven homunculi-

Ed: Is this a commentary or an interview?

Interviewer: (ahem) …And then Greeling and Wrath battle it out.

Greeling: That Bradley puts up a pretty good fight, but I still got him good.

Interviewer: Keep telling yourself that… (in truth, WRATH PWNS ALL) So, Buccaneer, how the heck did you manage to jump right back up when you've lost an arm and just got stabbed by Wrath in the gut?

Buccaneer: My arm was automail, so it's not a severe loss, at least on those standards. As for getting stabbed, if that was enough to stop me, I wouldn't be a true Briggs soldier.

Interviewer: Wrath, when did you think it was all right to remark to Buccaneer (and I quote) "That's quite a set of abs you've got".

Bradley: Teenagers always manage to take things the wrong way.

Interviewer: You were kind of asking for it with that one, Wrath. Anyway, Fuu was the next one to join the party. You seemed pretty confident entering the battle, Fuu.

Fuu: I will do anything to protect the Prince. Even if he is being controlled by the homunculus Greed, it is still my duty. Also, he is the one that led to my granddaughter losing her arm.

Interviewer: ButRan Fan is extremely bad ass with automail, although I guess that's beside the point. Now, onto the most important part of the chapter.

Ed: Me running into Goldtooth?

Interviewer: You wish you were the most important part. On the contrary, it was your older brother, Denny!

Ed: He's not my older brother!

Interviewer: He's what you'd look like if you were tall. (ignores fuming Ed) I love how Ross is like, "hey, 'sup?"

Ross: He definitely had a fast reaction to seeing me, bursting into tears like that in front of everyone (shakes head)

Interviewer: Well, he had a hunch since he heard your voice before, but then it was confirmed.

Ross: It's a good thing he joined us, though. He'll cause less trouble this way…

Interviewer: And we've been waiting since like chapter 40. Olivia and Izumi then dragged some answers out of a guy who looked like an evil Santa Claus.

Izumi: He used my best quote to benefit his own reasoning! I should have slapped him with my shoe a few more times.

Interviewer: You deserve cookies for doing it at all. That was epic.

Izumi: It felt good, too. Especially when Armstrong helped out with her boots.

Interviewer: You two are the best pair. If Father had seen you two together, he probably would have been too scared to finish off his plans. Ed, you'll be happy to know that the next part pertains to you.

Ed: At this point, I could care less.

Interviewer: Right, sure.

Ed: (after a moment of consideration) Although I did get to yell at the Colonel, and that's always important.

Interviewer: Yeah, but then he made a RoyAi comment that completely out shadowed your attempt at blaming him for your problems.

Ed: We lost Mei because of him!

Interviewer: Don't sound so upset as if she's your best friends. …Although she will be your sister in law eventually if things work out the way we obsessive fans hope they will…

Ed: …What?

Interviewers: Anyhow, Scar! What was it liked being thanked by an Amestrian that participated in killing the Ishbalans for saving another Amestrian soldier from the war? You acted all indifferent, but we couldn't see your face.

Scar: It's just as I said. I don't need to be thanked for anything.

Interviewers: Next thing we know, Goldtooth is back in the picture and ready to destroy everything! Awesome, right? We'll just have to keep reading to find out how that works out (although there are already two more chapters out and I'm just behind on the interviews…)

Thanks for reading, and I hope you'll keep an eye out for chapter 99's interview, which should be out sometime this week!